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Terry Butcher mocked by viewers after attempting to say something about ‘creamy milk’
‘The worst commentator ever’
9 years ago
Facebook’s new app is having a few problems
There’s a lot of confused people
9 years ago
Noel Gallagher reckons pornography on his phone will cost him a knighthood
Ah well…
9 years ago
Jose Mourinho pays tribute to Claudio Ranieri in press conference show of solidarity
Nice touch…
9 years ago
5 unforgettable Neymar Jr. moments that made him a legend
There’s no one like Neymar.
9 years ago
17 tweets that sum up the legacy Claudio Ranieri will leave at Leicester City
An outpouring of emotion.
9 years ago
This new Japanese toilet app is something that every country desperately needs
No one will poo-poo this idea.
9 years ago
Watch Freddie Flintoff and Kelly Brook strut their stuff in Comic Relief 2017 dance-off
It’s that time of year again. Celebrities these days have all sorts of publicists, agents and stylists making sure they look perfect at all times and their public personas are always impeccable. But once a year that all goes out of the window and they’re suddenly prepared to make utter fools of themselves all in the […]
9 years ago
The people of Britain curse Storm Doris for turning up on bin day
Rubbish timing
9 years ago
Poor Michael Owen can’t even reminisce about ‘#ThatGoal’ without people being mean
It never ends
9 years ago
Ed Sheeran and Stormzy absolutely killed it at the Brit Awards
One to remember.
9 years ago
Half-and-half football merchandise reached a new nadir at St-Étienne v Man Utd
We really despair sometimes.
9 years ago
People were confused about Eric Bailly’s suspension after Man Utd man’s red card
We finally got an explanation.
9 years ago
Coronation Street viewers were all thinking the same thing about Leanne’s new baby
What else were they supposed to do?
9 years ago
Harvard University prove the most effective way of burning stomach fat
No, you don’t need to cut carbs or increase cardio.
9 years ago
Rival fans mock Manchester City supporters for their celebration after John Stones’ goal
“This city lot don’t deserve success.”
9 years ago
Reporter shares new theory on Madeleine McCann’s disappearance
This is what may have happened to Madeleine McCann
9 years ago
Newcastle United flop is now one of the top rated players in Ligue 1 on FIFA 17
Incroyable
9 years ago
Craig Burley is being ridiculed for his bizarre Arsène Wenger/Wayne Shaw comparison
No correlation.
9 years ago
Martin Keown seems to think Sutton players want to tackle foreign players for ‘taking their place’
A quite ridiculous piece of analysis
9 years ago
Dark Destroyer escapes disqualification on The Chase after breaking rule
A narrow escape
9 years ago
Manuel Neuer sticks the boot into Arsenal with brief Facebook post
It was a holiday
9 years ago
Delighted football fans react to the news that Mark Clattenburg *isn’t* leaving the Premier League just yet
He’s going nowhere… yet.
9 years ago
Former semi-pro footballer shed eight stone after giving up fast food-heavy diet
He’s on his way back to playing at a similar level again.
9 years ago
Arsenal fans are seriously tempting fate ahead of their FA Cup tie with Sutton United
What the hell are they thinking?
9 years ago
Viewers noticed something very rude looking during the Ninja Warrior Final
Once you see it, you can’t unsee it…
9 years ago
People are ridiculously excited about the prospect of Stormzy and Louis Theroux buddying up
Time for a collaboration?
9 years ago
West Ham flop Simone Zaza finally scored a goal and Twitter was loving it
A very long time coming.
9 years ago
Forget Fulham vs Spurs… Let’s talk about Dimitar Berbatov’s eyes
The biggest story of the first half.
9 years ago
Wait… Did Donald Trump just make up a terrorist attack in Sweden?
Anyone know what this was about?
9 years ago
There’s been a predictable reaction to The Sun’s front page Phil Jones ‘news’ story
‘Even the free sticker album is a bigger story’
9 years ago
Medical professionals say there are three things to avoid after sex
Take note
9 years ago
Cosmopolitan tweet about ‘rusty trombone’ sex act has taken people aback somewhat
Please – for your own sake – do not google what it means. We’ll explain…
9 years ago
The highest brewery in Ireland is looking to recruit people for a very attractive job
Have you got what it takes?
9 years ago
5 of the best five-a-side moments you’ll ever see on a football pitch
From pure skill through dumb luck, right the way down to sheer idiocy.
9 years ago
Everton fans seem to think Ronald Koeman and his coaching staff were hungover in work
Putting two and two together…
9 years ago
BBC forced to address rumours that Danny Dyer has quit EastEnders
Setting the record straight
9 years ago
Daniel Sturridge leaves Liverpool’s La Manga training camp early
On his way back to Merseyside
9 years ago
Stop everything! Ed Sheeran has just released a new song and it’s bloody gorgeous
A birthday present from him to us
9 years ago
This Bad Lip Reading style version of Little Mix’s ‘Touch’ is all you need to see today
“You smell like fish”
9 years ago
People couldn’t stop talking about the third Pogba brother during Manchester United’s Europa League win
Three Pogba brothers, four jerseys
9 years ago
Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores an unintentionally funny goal to give Manchester United the lead
They all count…
9 years ago
Donald Trump’s comments about a ‘nuclear holocaust’ with Russia are truly terrifying
Oh nothing, just Donald Trump raising the possibility of a nuclear holocaust with Russia
9 years ago
Manchester United name strong team for Europa League tie
Two changes to the team…
9 years ago
BBC presenter forced to apologise after claiming Santa Claus isn’t real
We think he got away with it.
9 years ago
The first pictures from the Love Actually follow-up are here and everyone’s getting excited
Seeing Sam and Joanna now makes us feel so old.
9 years ago
This devastating video of a heartbroken woman confronting her cheating ex will break you
Show us anyone who says they’re not moved by this and we’ll show you a liar
9 years ago
