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06th Feb 2016

You’ve been eating Toblerone totally wrong your whole life

Ben Kenyon

How have we managed to get through life until this point?

It seems like we’ve been getting pretty much everything f**king wrong.

We’ve been saying ‘Nutella’ wrong this whole time, we’ve not been saving our iPhone battery life correctly and apparently we can’t even tie our shoes properly.

Now we’ve found out that we’ve been way off the mark eating Toblerone all these years.

While we’ve been getting chocolate everywhere trying to wrench off a delicious triangular piece of that nougatty Swiss choc, there’s a much, much easier way.

It turns out Toblerones are an awkward triangle shape for a very good reason.

We feel a bit silly now…