Breaking up with someone can be tough, but fear not, help is at hand.
A new Australian service will take on the dirty work (for a small fee), allowing you to head off and enjoy your first night of freedom.
Welcome to the coward’s dream: sorryitsover.com.au.
Just pick one of the following two texts and let Sorry It’s Over will do the rest…
1) ‘We have not been seeing eye-to-eye. I feel we are too different. It is me not you. There is no chemistry anymore. Hope you will be OK. We can still be friends.’
or the far more aggressive…
2) ‘How dare you treat me like this! It is over and I could not be happier. I deserve better than you. You will never find anyone as good as me.’
You can also give your significant other the P45 via personalised text, email, phone call, posted letter or they’ll even meet her, or him, on your behalf.
But only if you live in Melbourne.
If you’re feeling bad about being a chickens**t , you can send flowers or a break-up hamper, all for under $100.
It sounds like a bargain to us.
