7 things the British taxpayer could pay for instead of a Royal Wedding
The Exchequer is dead, long live the happy couple
8 years ago
Oli Dugmore
Oli Dugmore is JOE.co.uk's often-nominated but rarely award-winning Editor-in-Chief. He has reported from the Middle East, America and Europe.
Petrol and diesel hit new high, most expensive for three and a half years
Fuel prices have reached a three-and-a-half year high, new figures show
8 years ago
Shenanigans in sweet Dot’s living room leave EastEnders viewers traumatised
Have they no shame!
8 years ago
Killers laughed and joked in McDonald’s after stabbing boy to death
They even gleefully reenacted the attack
8 years ago
Young man stabbed to death in east London
The victim was 24 years old
8 years ago
Man goes ‘undercover as a racist’ at an EDL march and absolutely rinses them
The police asked him to move on
8 years ago
Nationalise the railways: East Coast train line entering public control
Rail services on East Coast Main Line are being brought back under UK government control
8 years ago
Young man in critical condition after being stabbed in the neck outside cinema
A man has been stabbed with a kitchen knife on a busy London street
8 years ago
Pubs open from 7am on Saturday for Royal Wedding and FA Cup Final
You have been warned
8 years ago
‘Crystal meth’ found at the Home Office
The maximum penalty for possession of the substance is seven years
8 years ago
GCSEs start today and the kids are not alright
It’s tough at the top
8 years ago
Man complains about ‘foreigners coming over here and taking our jobs’ while simultaneously ‘not even working’
This is a new take
8 years ago
Why are they doing this: Boston Dynamics release new footage of running jumping super trooper
I for one welcome our new overlords
8 years ago
NBC is saving Brooklyn Nine-Nine so maybe you should go to a church and say thank you
One prayer = one episode
8 years ago
Police threaten to arrest FB users mocking minuscule cannabis seizure
Seems reasonable
8 years ago
Airport chaos for holidaymakers as Bank Holiday strikes announced
Workers at are to stage strikes over the May Bank Holiday weekend in disputes over pay and zero hours contracts
8 years ago
There have been seven student suicides at Bristol in 16 months, what’s happening in our universities?
Bristol is the outlier that proves the rule. We need to take better care of our students
8 years ago
Coronation Street viewers are all saying the same thing about last night’s episode
Aidan, one of the show’s characters, died by suicide in Wednesday’s episode
8 years ago
Dame Barbara Windsor has been ‘secretly battling’ Alzheimer’s
She found out she had the disease in 2014
8 years ago
Cocaine can be ‘delivered quicker than pizza across the UK’
Drug users in Scotland are found to consume more cocaine in a single session than anyone else in the world
8 years ago
A potential new cure could treat baldness ‘in days’
Result
8 years ago
Jason Statham’s second best film is on TV tonight
Never change the deal
8 years ago
Scots on Twitter are all saying the same thing about this pair of Vans
ASOS have released a new pair of trainers
8 years ago
How McDonald’s are combatting plastic waste and motorway litter
It costs £682 million a year to clean the streets of the UK
8 years ago
Bank Holiday Burn: Met Office confirm hottest May Bank Holiday ever
PASS ME A REKORDERLIG
8 years ago
Lidl now selling cannabis products in Europe
Smoke a lidl, save a lot
8 years ago
Conservatives send out election leaflet template with no text filled in
The letter boasted about ‘what we’re doing/have done for ward/area name’
8 years ago
Polling stations are open so all you have to do now is vote
The local election race is on
8 years ago
How the Kurds are being written out of history once again
Britain carved its chunk of the Middle East at the end of the first world war, meet the Britons trying to redraw the lines
8 years ago
Legoland is dishing out free tickets to anyone called Louis
1 Legoland ticket = 1 prayer for the royal baby
8 years ago
Asda and Sainsbury’s £10 billion ‘super-supermarket’ merge could face investigation
Competition watchdog called to investigate the potential supermarket merger
8 years ago
Man banned from driving for riding Tesla down motorway in passenger seat
He had his hands behind his head as the vehicle cruised down the M1
8 years ago
Campaign launched to get Green Day’s American Idiot No. 1 for Trump’s UK visit
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
8 years ago
Surprise snow forecast for UK following heavy downpours and flood warning
The Met Office has issued a yellow weather warning
8 years ago
Tory candidate suspended for saying gay people should face the death penalty
‘I never sent death threats. In the past I took the view that homosexuals should face the death penalty’
8 years ago
Arise Prince Louis, the royal baby’s got a name
Kensington Palace have confirmed the name of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s third child
8 years ago
John Travolta is horrifyingly unrecognisable in his new role as an obsessed stalker
Moose is being directed by Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst
8 years ago
Avicii died by suicide, family confirm
In a statement issued by the DJ’s family, they said that he ‘could not go on any longer’ when he died on 20 April
8 years ago
Ayatollah Khomeini sanctioned an assassination attempt on Shappi Khorsandi’s father
The Iranian born comedian fled the country with her family after the revolution in 1979
8 years ago
Amber Rudd forced to admit Home Office did have ‘removal’ targets, despite denying it yesterday
She has faced calls to resign
8 years ago
Controlled explosion at Manchester airport after evacuation
Police put terminal on lockdown after ‘suspicious’ item found
8 years ago
Kanye West’s tweets endorsing Trump have inspired Jordan Peele to start writing Get Out 2
The director replied to the rapper after he publicly supported Donald Trump
8 years ago
What is an incel? A former member of the internet subculture explains
The community of ‘involuntary celibates’ is growing and might be responsible for spawning the Toronto van attack that killed 10 people
8 years ago
‘Beauty from the East’ set to bring 10-day heatwave next month
The Beauty and the Beast is actually a love story about Eastern weather systems
8 years ago
Interview reveals harrowing extent of Avicii’s drinking on tour
The DJ admitted that he drank too much on the road
8 years ago
WhatsApp to ban under 16s from using its service
The minimum age for users in Europe is increasing
8 years ago
Amir Khan knocks out Phil Lo Greco inside 40 seconds
It’s his first time in the ring for more than two years
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