Shenanigans in sweet Dot’s living room leave EastEnders viewers traumatised

Have they no shame!

Honestly, Enders is making a pretty strong case for post-watershed broadcast. Sonia Fowler has appeared on screen in naught but a towel! And Martin, racy, sordid Martin. Hurry up and iron that shirt before someone feints. Phwoar. EastEnders fans could not believe it. Shock. Horror. Eroticism. The former couple stripped in Dot Branning's living room, of all places. They flirted and the sexual tension. It was magnetic. Like a big horny magnet. The dialogue. "All this effort for me?" "Sounds romantic." "You look lovely." A kiss on the cheek followed - the Pride & Prejudice of modern times. I don't know how you're still reading this, so hawt, so steamy. Miraculously, some EastEnders viewers still had the wherewithal to tweet their response One viewer said: "Please god don’t let that towel fall off Sonia "Sonia why are you just in a towel you ain’t got him yet put yuh clothes on," added another. A third said: "Sonia wants to drop that towel for Martin."