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Nooruddean Choudry

Watch the most epic (and frightening) game of rock-paper-scissors you will ever see
What the actual f*ck?
9 years ago
First Dates produces the most cringeworthy comedy highlight of 2016 thanks to Lee from Leigh
FFS Lee
9 years ago
McDonald’s may want to redesign their accidentally obscene Christmas cups
Is this bad design, or just dirty minds reading too much into it?
9 years ago
Everyone’s talking about Honey G’s cringingly awkward live malfunction on X Factor
Make it stop
9 years ago
‘The Fate of The Furious’ trailer for Fast 8 is finally out and it’s amazing
FFFFS…
9 years ago
Classy Lionel Messi praised for outstanding sportsmanship against Osasuna
What a guy!
9 years ago
Watford’s Behrami vomits on pitch during Everton game and just carries on
Sick as a parrot
9 years ago
Heurelho Gomes thrusting his groin into Watford trainer’s face is an unnerving sight
That’s some view
9 years ago
Everyone’s making the same joke about Everton’s game with Watford
It’s just too perfect
9 years ago
Everyone seems to have fallen in love with Geordie Santa
Merry Christmas, pet…
9 years ago
Watch Donald Trump complain about being named Person of the Year
Some people are never happy
9 years ago
Ad blaming meat-eating mums for the size of their kids’ penises hasn’t gone down well
What the actual f—?
9 years ago
Viewers unhappy with ‘bitter’ Gogglebox reactions to Scarlett winning I’m A Celeb
Anti-climax
9 years ago
We asked you where to go (and avoid) on a night out in Newcastle
We can’t wait to visit
9 years ago
Goodfellas is returning to cinemas in January and has a brand new trailer
The boys are back in town
9 years ago
Arsenal fans plan special dog-based banner for Sanchez to ward off interest from Chelsea
They’re barking up the wrong tree with this
9 years ago
Liverpool ‘pull out’ of race to sign Virgil van Dijk as Manchester United rumours grow
He’s a wanted man
9 years ago
Jose Mourinho’s first four months at Old Trafford have delivered little but promise much
An early appraisal of Mourinho’s Manchester United
9 years ago
Helpful suggestions for rebranding racism after the ‘Alt-right’ were rumbled
It’s no longer Alt-right on the night
9 years ago
Nigel Farage on course to be named Time’s Person of the Year 2016
Love him or loathe him, he’s had some 2016…
9 years ago
Rival fans rage as Delle Ali is awarded a penalty for this ‘challenge’ against Swansea
Fall from grace
9 years ago
Kevin De Bruyne’s abysmal open goal miss that cost Man City three points
How?….HOW?!
9 years ago
Gary Cahill’s ‘kung-fu’ own goal against Man City is a sight to behold
Absolutely sublime
9 years ago
They’re making a Britney Spears movie and it looks shockingly abysmal
Burn it with fire
9 years ago
Tonight’s Graham Norton Show features A-List stars of movies, music…and food
Golden Graham
9 years ago
Oldham Council announce winning name for new gritter and not everyone’s happy
True Grit
9 years ago
Many people are disgusted at the Daily Mail for focusing on Chapecoense co-pilot’s looks
The co-pilot’s appearance is the focus of a story
9 years ago
Mkhitaryan opens up about ‘disastrous’ time under Jurgen Klopp at Dortmund
Sometimes, things just don’t work out…
9 years ago
Public fury at train fare price increase despite sub-standard service
Another price hike
9 years ago
Man United prove they are football’s good guys with kind gesture to American fan
A lot of clubs could learn a thing or two about kindness from Manchester United
9 years ago
Fantastic Beasts’ Newt Scamander actually featured in a Harry Potter movie
It was all part of the master plan
9 years ago
Eagle-eyed viewers spot Sharon Osbourne’s instructions about the act she’s sending home
Plenty of people noticed this
9 years ago
Mel Gibson looks like a cross between Roy Keane and Saddam Hussein at Ireland game
He’s even got a magic hat
9 years ago
Steffen Freund claims Liverpool’s Loris Karius is not a ‘top level’ goalkeeper
No Freund of Karius
9 years ago
Howard Webb does his best Bane impression during Burnley vs Man City
Bane of his life
9 years ago
Mourinho thinks the only reason no-one is praising ‘Magic’ Lingard is because they hate him
Poor Jose
9 years ago
One GENIUS suggestion for Oldham Council’s new gritter melts the competition away
Salty stuff
9 years ago
The bravery of footballers coming forward about sexual abuse can’t be overstated
Those who have come forward deserve our utmost respect and admiration
9 years ago
Incredibly offensive skirt removed from sale after online complaints
How was this allowed to happen?
9 years ago
Oldham Council instantly regret asking the public to name their new gritter
It’s like Boaty McBoatface, but far ruder
9 years ago
Incredibly dangerous Heinz Baked Beans advert banned, saving thousands of lives
Won’t someone think of the children!
9 years ago
Turkish restaurant shows true Christmas spirit with wonderful gesture for homeless and elderly
“No one eats alone on Christmas Day. We are here to sit with you.”
9 years ago
Former Spurs and Liverpool midfielder reveals he was sexually abused by coach
Four years of sexual abuse
10 years ago
The BBC’s bumper Christmas schedule is full of festive delights
Get circling those TV listings
10 years ago
Some viewers felt Peter Kay’s joke on Strictly was homophobic
Strictly controversy
10 years ago
The ridiculous ‘Man United to sign world-class player because of Adidas’ rumour is back
Here we go again…
10 years ago
Zayn Malik and Niall Horan take part in historic handshake that saves 2016
Historic
10 years ago
If you’re angry about what’s happening in the world right now, stay angry
Forget ‘coming together’ and ‘healing’ – fight for what matters to you
10 years ago
Paul Pogba does his best Conor McGregor impression – but it comes out more Ian Brown
Not a bad effort – 6/10
10 years ago
Gary Lineker provides eloquent retort to Sun suggestion he doesn’t compose his own tweets
Because no footballer could be smart enough to know what ‘dystopia’ means…
10 years ago

Watch the most epic (and frightening) game of rock-paper-scissors you will ever see

First Dates produces the most cringeworthy comedy highlight of 2016 thanks to Lee from Leigh

McDonald’s may want to redesign their accidentally obscene Christmas cups

Everyone’s talking about Honey G’s cringingly awkward live malfunction on X Factor

‘The Fate of The Furious’ trailer for Fast 8 is finally out and it’s amazing

Classy Lionel Messi praised for outstanding sportsmanship against Osasuna

Watford’s Behrami vomits on pitch during Everton game and just carries on

Heurelho Gomes thrusting his groin into Watford trainer’s face is an unnerving sight

Everyone’s making the same joke about Everton’s game with Watford

Everyone seems to have fallen in love with Geordie Santa

Watch Donald Trump complain about being named Person of the Year

Ad blaming meat-eating mums for the size of their kids’ penises hasn’t gone down well

Viewers unhappy with ‘bitter’ Gogglebox reactions to Scarlett winning I’m A Celeb

We asked you where to go (and avoid) on a night out in Newcastle

Goodfellas is returning to cinemas in January and has a brand new trailer

Arsenal fans plan special dog-based banner for Sanchez to ward off interest from Chelsea

Liverpool ‘pull out’ of race to sign Virgil van Dijk as Manchester United rumours grow

Jose Mourinho’s first four months at Old Trafford have delivered little but promise much

Helpful suggestions for rebranding racism after the ‘Alt-right’ were rumbled

Nigel Farage on course to be named Time’s Person of the Year 2016

Rival fans rage as Delle Ali is awarded a penalty for this ‘challenge’ against Swansea

Kevin De Bruyne’s abysmal open goal miss that cost Man City three points

Gary Cahill’s ‘kung-fu’ own goal against Man City is a sight to behold

They’re making a Britney Spears movie and it looks shockingly abysmal

Tonight’s Graham Norton Show features A-List stars of movies, music…and food

Oldham Council announce winning name for new gritter and not everyone’s happy

Many people are disgusted at the Daily Mail for focusing on Chapecoense co-pilot’s looks

Mkhitaryan opens up about ‘disastrous’ time under Jurgen Klopp at Dortmund

Public fury at train fare price increase despite sub-standard service

Man United prove they are football’s good guys with kind gesture to American fan

Fantastic Beasts’ Newt Scamander actually featured in a Harry Potter movie

Eagle-eyed viewers spot Sharon Osbourne’s instructions about the act she’s sending home

Mel Gibson looks like a cross between Roy Keane and Saddam Hussein at Ireland game

Steffen Freund claims Liverpool’s Loris Karius is not a ‘top level’ goalkeeper

Howard Webb does his best Bane impression during Burnley vs Man City

Mourinho thinks the only reason no-one is praising ‘Magic’ Lingard is because they hate him

One GENIUS suggestion for Oldham Council’s new gritter melts the competition away

The bravery of footballers coming forward about sexual abuse can’t be overstated

Incredibly offensive skirt removed from sale after online complaints

Oldham Council instantly regret asking the public to name their new gritter

Incredibly dangerous Heinz Baked Beans advert banned, saving thousands of lives

Turkish restaurant shows true Christmas spirit with wonderful gesture for homeless and elderly

Former Spurs and Liverpool midfielder reveals he was sexually abused by coach

The BBC’s bumper Christmas schedule is full of festive delights

Some viewers felt Peter Kay’s joke on Strictly was homophobic

The ridiculous ‘Man United to sign world-class player because of Adidas’ rumour is back

Zayn Malik and Niall Horan take part in historic handshake that saves 2016

If you’re angry about what’s happening in the world right now, stay angry

Paul Pogba does his best Conor McGregor impression – but it comes out more Ian Brown

Gary Lineker provides eloquent retort to Sun suggestion he doesn’t compose his own tweets