Mamadou Sakho has attempted to explain *that* celebration with Christian Benteke
We’re not sure this makes things any better
9 years ago
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Liverpool fans can ignore the latest ‘leaked’ images of their next home shirt
On to the next one…
9 years ago
Ched Evans reportedly set to re-sign for Sheffield United
A fee has reportedly been agreed
9 years ago
United and City fans aren’t too impressed with the choice of referee for Thursday’s derby
‘At least it’s not Mike Dean’
9 years ago
Topshop have brought out completely see-through jeans because… fashion?
It’s a bold look, that’s for sure
9 years ago
Celebrating Celtic fans nearly drown out Kenny Miller’s post-match interview
Poor Kenny
9 years ago
Dele Alli named PFA Young Player of the Year
Richly deserved
9 years ago
Sergio Ramos receives straight red for this ludicrous challenge on Lionel Messi
What did he expect to happen?
9 years ago
How well do you actually remember colours in The Simpsons?
This is a lot harder than you think
9 years ago
Didier Drogba warns Arsenal he’s rejoining Chelsea for the FA Cup final
Hashtag banter, indeed
9 years ago
Man City fans are (somewhat unfairly) mocked for empty seats at Wembley
Predictable…
9 years ago
This camera angle reveals linesman was wrong to rule out Sergio Aguero’s first half goal
Fine, fine margins
9 years ago
Cristiano Ronaldo’s son might be better than him at free-kicks
Great goal…
9 years ago
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is ruled out for the season as ligament damage is ‘confirmed’
A major, major blow
9 years ago
It’s official: Call of Duty *is* heading back to World War II
We’re already counting down the hours…
9 years ago
Adnan Januzaj’s agent ‘close to finalising move away from Manchester United’
So much was expected of him at Old Trafford
9 years ago
Nicklas Bendtner has already earned a new nickname from his new teammates
Gone are the days of ‘Lord’ Bendtner
9 years ago
Simon Cowell and David Walliams did a truly horrendous faceswap
And Simon absolutely could not get his head around it
9 years ago
Ugo Ehiogu’s last tweet sums up what a good guy he was
#dosomethingkind
9 years ago
Paul Pogba’s superb pass for Manchester United’s opener is a joy to behold
Class. The Paul Pogba-meter* has swayed away from ‘crap’ to ‘good’ this evening as the French international played a huge part in Manchester United’s opening goal against Anderlecht. While it’s the name of Henrikh Mkhitaryan that’s on the scoresheet – that man loves a Europa League goal- people have been lauding the vision and technique of Manchester […]
9 years ago
This Birds Eye fish finger sandwich is perhaps the worst fish finger sandwich ever made
This… is so wrong
9 years ago
Carlo Ancelotti’s wife slams ‘disgraceful’ officiating after controversial Real Madrid defeat
It is hard to argue with a single word she says
9 years ago
This English toff’s bizarre list of demands for a wife really divided This Morning viewers
Sir Benjamin Slade is looking for a wife… with a helicopter licence
9 years ago
Neymar cries as Barca bow out to Juventus… and we all know what that means
Of course…
9 years ago
Watch Lionel Messi’s sickening face plant against Juventus
Thankfully, he was able to continue
9 years ago
Watch Monaco score the perfect counter attack goal against Borussia Dortmund
Such an exciting team to watch…
9 years ago
Quiz: Name the 16 players to have won the Champions League with more than one club
Can you beat your mates on this one?
9 years ago
This Gianluigi Buffon stat makes another miraculous Barcelona comeback look even more unlikely
Not that we’re writing them off just yet…
9 years ago
Toby Alderweireld reportedly doesn’t want to extend Spurs deal as more release clause stories emerge
Don’t panic too much, Spurs fans…
9 years ago
Reports from France claim Man United have reached agreement for Antonio Valencia replacement
He’d be coming in as the club’s first choice right back
9 years ago
Watch as Paul Pogba shows off his Mancunian accent to teammates
Close your eyes and you’d swear this was Liam Gallagher
9 years ago
Ugly scenes in Madrid as footage shows riot police clashing with Bayern fans in the Bernabeu
Nobody wants to see this
9 years ago
You can probably guess how people responded to Gary Lineker’s tweet about Atletico Madrid’s away goal
Yeah, you could’ve guessed
9 years ago
But seriously, how did you expect Steven Gerrard to react to those Antoine Griezmann to Man United rumours?
Yep, predictable
9 years ago
Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua trade (slightly petty)Twitter blows
Here we go again…
9 years ago
Carlos Tevez pisses off Shanghai Shenhua fans by going to Disneyworld
Taking the Mickey
9 years ago
EastEnders are bringing back one of the show’s best-loved characters
He’s been away for a long, long time
9 years ago
WATCH: Brighton players celebrate Premier League promotion by crowd-surfing with fans on train
This is class
9 years ago
Watch the lovely moment Alexis Sanchez gifted his shirt to an excited young fan
The look on that kid’s face…
9 years ago
Gary Neville made his opinion of Brad Guzan perfectly clear during half-time analysis
He’s probably right…
9 years ago
Watch the terrifying moment a snake lunges at a passing motorcyclist
Fear of snakes? Don’t watch this one…
9 years ago
Furious Birmingham fans made their feelings perfectly clear about Gianfranco Zola at full-time
Nothing says “Zola out” more than a small child angrily hurling a bottle in the direction of the pitch
9 years ago
Manchester United fans thank John Terry as he announces his Chelsea departure
Of course they did…
9 years ago
Watch as a furious Jeff Stelling rips into Hartlepool
Hard not to feel for him…
9 years ago
Plane crashes near supermarket in Portugal
5 have been killed in the crash
9 years ago
Juve’s Giorgio Chiellini likens Barcelona players to sharks ahead of Juve’s Nou Camp meeting
No, not like that…
9 years ago
