Martin Keown seems to think Sutton players want to tackle foreign players for ‘taking their place’
A quite ridiculous piece of analysis
10 years ago
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Articles written by the more mysterious members of the JOE editorial team
Dark Destroyer escapes disqualification on The Chase after breaking rule
A narrow escape
10 years ago
Manuel Neuer sticks the boot into Arsenal with brief Facebook post
It was a holiday
10 years ago
Delighted football fans react to the news that Mark Clattenburg *isn’t* leaving the Premier League just yet
He’s going nowhere… yet.
10 years ago
Former semi-pro footballer shed eight stone after giving up fast food-heavy diet
He’s on his way back to playing at a similar level again.
10 years ago
Arsenal fans are seriously tempting fate ahead of their FA Cup tie with Sutton United
What the hell are they thinking?
10 years ago
Viewers noticed something very rude looking during the Ninja Warrior Final
Once you see it, you can’t unsee it…
10 years ago
People are ridiculously excited about the prospect of Stormzy and Louis Theroux buddying up
Time for a collaboration?
10 years ago
West Ham flop Simone Zaza finally scored a goal and Twitter was loving it
A very long time coming.
10 years ago
Forget Fulham vs Spurs… Let’s talk about Dimitar Berbatov’s eyes
The biggest story of the first half.
10 years ago
Wait… Did Donald Trump just make up a terrorist attack in Sweden?
Anyone know what this was about?
10 years ago
There’s been a predictable reaction to The Sun’s front page Phil Jones ‘news’ story
‘Even the free sticker album is a bigger story’
10 years ago
Medical professionals say there are three things to avoid after sex
Take note
10 years ago
Cosmopolitan tweet about ‘rusty trombone’ sex act has taken people aback somewhat
Please – for your own sake – do not google what it means. We’ll explain…
10 years ago
The highest brewery in Ireland is looking to recruit people for a very attractive job
Have you got what it takes?
10 years ago
5 of the best five-a-side moments you’ll ever see on a football pitch
From pure skill through dumb luck, right the way down to sheer idiocy.
10 years ago
Everton fans seem to think Ronald Koeman and his coaching staff were hungover in work
Putting two and two together…
10 years ago
BBC forced to address rumours that Danny Dyer has quit EastEnders
Setting the record straight
10 years ago
Daniel Sturridge leaves Liverpool’s La Manga training camp early
On his way back to Merseyside
10 years ago
Stop everything! Ed Sheeran has just released a new song and it’s bloody gorgeous
A birthday present from him to us
10 years ago
This Bad Lip Reading style version of Little Mix’s ‘Touch’ is all you need to see today
“You smell like fish”
10 years ago
People couldn’t stop talking about the third Pogba brother during Manchester United’s Europa League win
Three Pogba brothers, four jerseys
10 years ago
Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores an unintentionally funny goal to give Manchester United the lead
They all count…
10 years ago
Donald Trump’s comments about a ‘nuclear holocaust’ with Russia are truly terrifying
Oh nothing, just Donald Trump raising the possibility of a nuclear holocaust with Russia
10 years ago
Manchester United name strong team for Europa League tie
Two changes to the team…
10 years ago
BBC presenter forced to apologise after claiming Santa Claus isn’t real
We think he got away with it.
10 years ago
The first pictures from the Love Actually follow-up are here and everyone’s getting excited
Seeing Sam and Joanna now makes us feel so old.
10 years ago
This devastating video of a heartbroken woman confronting her cheating ex will break you
Show us anyone who says they’re not moved by this and we’ll show you a liar
10 years ago
FIFA 17’s latest ‘glitch’ sees Manchester United appear in full Tottenham kit
This was different.
10 years ago
Arsenal fans lament the ‘one that got away’ because Wenger stayed too long
What could have been…
10 years ago
‘Leaked’ first Spurs kit by Nike hasn’t gone down well amongst fans
We’re not sure about the giant cock at the front
10 years ago
The United States’ new jersey is identical to England’s away jersey
And Portugal’s home kit…
10 years ago
There wasn’t a lot of love for America’s Valentine’s Day-themed kit launch
They tried…
10 years ago
Can you name the ‘Friends’ episode from just one image?
The one with just one picture
10 years ago
UKIP member belittles Hillsborough disaster and says ‘accidents happen’
“Sometimes life is unfair and accidents happen”
10 years ago
A big change could be coming to Netflix that will have you even more hooked
It looks like we might be able to watch series on Netflix that are available in other countries. The European Parliament is trying to pass legislation that will allow users to access the content from their profile at home when they are abroad. At the moment, Netflix restricts certain content in different countries so when […]
10 years ago
Neymar’s Barcelona teammates clearly find his new moustache hilarious
Leave him alone – that’s a magnificent specimen
10 years ago
It turns out you have been pronouncing Pepe’s name wrong this whole time
Who knew?
10 years ago
Liverpool fans seem to have identified a longterm answer to their goalkeeper issues
It’s neither of these two…
10 years ago
Why Tesco selling Prosecco for a fiver today hasn’t pleased everyone
Sounds too good to be true, right?
10 years ago
Hang on a minute, John Stones is starting to look like a proper defender
A commanding display…
10 years ago
Subway are offering free 6″ sandwiches if you buy a drink on Valentine’s Day
Thank us later
10 years ago
Gary Neville appears on ArsenalFan TV after Twitter ‘beef’
Wow. It’s actually happened.
10 years ago
Alan Smith had the Sky Sports studio in stitches after accidentally dropping the C word
He almost got away with it too.
10 years ago
Gary Lineker sees the funny side after old tweet leaves him with egg on his face
How did they find this?
10 years ago
EastEnders’ June Brown reveals why she can’t quit the show and retire Dot Branning
She’s 89 but forced to keep working.
10 years ago
Britain’s youngest millionaire says winning the Euromillions ‘ruined her life’
She wants to sue the lottery for negligence.
10 years ago
Juan Mata’s boot ‘celebration’ for Manchester United wasn’t all it seemed
Sometimes it’s just not that complex.
10 years ago
Arsenal fans unhappy with Theo Walcott for continuing to break club tradition
‘Tony Adams would’ve kicked his head in for this’
10 years ago
