They want to avoid a ‘pasty war’ Greggs seems like it’s taken over the country recently. Having been a staple up north for years, the company has slowly advanced down south, with 130 new branches planned to be opened in the UK this year alone and its pasty joints even taking over the previously pastry-barren high […]

8 years ago

How has it taken this long for mankind to invent this? As we write this, it is a Sunday morning. There is a good chance you feel a little bit worse for wear. You didn’t intend to have a big one. Stay in, save some money, watch film, get a takeaway, maybe play some video […]

8 years ago

In partnership with Lynx How much do you trust your Instagram followers… Enough to let them decide your fate for a whole 48 hours? What if they told you to abseil down the towering Table Mountain in Cape Town? Or sent you swimming with sharks (thankfully in a cage!)? That’s exactly what JOE did with […]

8 years ago

‘I work for the Conservative Party, but like-minded colleagues and I have vowed to thwart parts of Theresa May’s agenda and her worst inclinations.’

8 years ago

They are going to be living the dream Some things just sound too good to be true. Anything that tastes good and purports to be healthy. Likely bullshit. Anything offering you something for free on the internet. A scam. Any young footballer hyped up to be the next Messi or Ronaldo. I’ll believe it when […]

8 years ago

Does drawing a penis on something ever get old? Some things never get old, The Simpsons, the music of The Clash, saying “here he comes” when your mate’s walking towards you – but none of those thing, and I mean none of those things, compare to drawing a penis on something. From primary school, to secondary, […]

8 years ago

ThinkMarkets Terms and Conditions Prize details: 2x ringside tickets to Amir Khan vs Samuel Vargas at the Arena Birmingham on September 8. There will be one winner selected. To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the tweet. The competition opens at 15:00 on 5 September 2018 and closes at 15:00 on 6 September 2018 (GMT). […]

8 years ago

A big moment for afternoon telly Players on The Chase won a combined total of £100,000 today – the highest amount ever won on a daytime TV show. Diane, Luca, Tim and Gayna were each handed £25,000 after beating Chaser Anne ‘The Governess’ Hegerty and taking 21 steps on the board. Anne ran out of time with […]

8 years ago

“Some of us are mountain climbers. If you get to the top of your favourite mountain and you stay there, you become an observer. I want to keep climbing.”

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He wasn’t a happy bunny

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More than 10 is a good score Breakfast, we are so often told, is the most important meal of the day. The one that should set a precedent for your day ahead, put that spring in your step and just get you really fucking hyped for existence. So, with me trying to think of a […]

8 years ago

The Hammond family were staying in a villa in St Tropez when the incident happened Richard Hammond’s wife Mindy has revealed that she fears the couple were gassed when on holiday in the South of France. The pair were staying in a villa in St Tropez and had hosted a 1920s-themed cocktail party the night they were burgled. […]

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The secret behind one of the show’s best one-off characters.

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Controversial opinion: Nutella is amazing It is thick, chocolatey, nutty, full of sugar, and absolutely delicious. Ok, it might not be the healthiest of foods, but it is just so good. It is amazing on toast, in crepes, or if you are feeling particularly dirty, just straight eating it out of a jar with a […]

8 years ago

‘People need to stop telling lies and get their facts right’ Hector Bellerin has accused a Daily Mail report of ‘telling lies’ about him. The article, which appeared in the Sport section of MailOnline on Thursday, claimed the Arsenal right-back had spent £25,000 on a painting of himself, created by artist Endless. In a tweet […]

8 years ago

Congrats Ed, nice one It appears that Ed Sheeran has secretly got married to his fiancée Cherry Seaborn, at least judging by his response to questioning during a recent interview. The 27-year-old musician blushed and pointed at his ‘wedding ring’ after being asked when he planned to wed Seaborn whilst being interviewed by Access. Ed was […]

8 years ago

Idiocracy was not a hit when it was first released Mike Judge is the genius who created Beavis & Butthead, King of the Hill and Silicon Valley. Yet despite that track record on TV, his movies have not had that much luck at the box office. His first live-action movie, Office Space, is now regarded […]

8 years ago

And the nominees are…

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A terrifying incident saw two of the plane’s tires blow out during takeoff Post Malone hit out at his haters after his private jet was forced to make an emergency landing overnight. The 23-year-0ld musician was one of 14 passengers travelling aboard a Gulfstream plane to the UK from New Jersey’s Teterboro Airport when the […]

8 years ago

It shows him throwing up into a bin Gordon’s not a man known for mincing his words, so you can imagine he had an expletive-filled reaction to the news he is being sued by a US restaurant over an “unflattering video”. The video was taken from his Kitchen Nightmares TV programme and shows the chef complaining over […]

8 years ago

Messi, am I right? There’s not much more that can be written about Messi – the master of Camp Nou, the perpetual schoolboy, the human sand-timer slowly running out. At his best, there seems nothing he cannot do on the football pitch, yet people continue to question his status as the GOAT. The latest controversy […]

8 years ago

Rejoice, the reason an entire generation can’t afford a house is now available in extra, extra large size! Avocados might be the go-to vegetable for gammon to insult millennials, but in a way, Piers Morgan et al have a point about them. Because we do really, really love avocados. They are great, even if it’s […]

8 years ago

The August bank holiday weekend symbolises many things The end of the summer. The Reading and Leeds festivals. Er, Bond films on TV, probably. But this year, it could just mean a really, really big steak. Ok, that might not be traditional, but Aldi have got you covered if you just really want some meat. […]

8 years ago

Go and hunt these out Seeking out the reduced items is a real skill. There is an art to knowing when your local supermarket stickers up all the fresh food that is about to go out of date and puts it out at dirt cheap prices. Do it right, and you can walk out with […]

8 years ago

Can it really brie? Remember all those careers advise meetings you had in school? The ones you bumbled through and didn’t know what to say, as the man opposite you – tie loose, beads of sweat on his forehead, a look of resignation in his eyes that told you this definitely wasn’t the job he […]

8 years ago

Dan Roberts branded Baron Cohen’s behaviour “malicious” Gun activist Dan Roberts has said he is hoping to take legal action against comedian Sacha Baron Cohen after he was tricked into putting a sex toy in his mouth during an appearance on Who Is America?. Roberts branded Baron Cohen’s behaviour “malicious”, after an episode of the […]

8 years ago

It’s only being sold in Sweden at the moment From their proven better quality of life to their more liberal political attitudes, there’s a lot to envy about Sweden as a Brit. But, if you didn’t think you could grow any greener in your attitude towards our Scandanavia brothers, then you’d be wrong. It turns out […]

8 years ago

Science has a name for it It turns out that there is a name for being annoyed by someone loudly eating, tapping their fingers or breathing heavily. It has been diagnosed as a psychological condition called misophonia. To find this out, researchers at Newcastle University scanned the brains of 42 people – 20 suffering from misophonia […]

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Two others are also being lined up for the role Holly Willoughby is reportedly being lined up to join Declan Donnelly on the next series of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here. The news come after it was confirmed Ant McPartlin won’t be presenting the show later this year. The Mirror reports that although […]

8 years ago

The new Premier League season is upon us It may feel like the World Cup only ended yesterday but it did in fact come to an end almost an entire month ago and here we are, on the cusp of a brand new Premier League season. Gone are the moments of pure, unadulterated joy that […]

8 years ago

To infinity and beyond… We finally know when Toy Story 4 will be out in cinemas, four years after its release was announced in 2014. The date was announced by the film’s director Josh Cooley on Twitter overnight. He tweeted a picture of the number 4, adding the caption: “JUNE 21 2019”. JUNE 21 2019 […]

8 years ago

CHIIP SHOP REMIX Look, sometimes random juxtapositions are just really funny, ok? Random shit = LOLs. So, popular singing star Dua Lipa was singing on television, and someone was watching with the subtitles on. Don’t ask why they were watching it with the subtitles on. Maybe they just wanted to know what the lyrics are. […]

8 years ago

For your next killer hangover Sure, you can go to various cafes to get a full English breakfast when you need one. But really we all know the best ones are the ones you make yourself. That way you can get the sausage exactly how you want them, choose what eggs you want, and make […]

8 years ago

Sponsored by Studio Canal. When big movie stars decide to get behind camera and direct, it can go one of two ways. Sometimes, we get Ben Affleck, making movies like Gone Baby Gone and The Town. But often, it goes the way of Angelina Jolie’s directorial efforts, Unbroken or By The Sea. Remember them? Or Ryan […]

8 years ago

A pomeranian dog has become a viral sensation Dogs, aye? Pretty cute aren’t they. At least an 8/10 on the cute scale. Sure, it depends on the dog a bit, but what I’m saying is that they’re consistently cute. Objectively so. Very cute. Which is probably why you clicked the link, isn’t it. You came […]

8 years ago

He posted a message for the first time in months Ant McPartlin has taken to social media for the first time in months following his conviction for drink driving in April. He has since spent a period in rehab and last week ITV’s Chief Executive Carolyn McCall announced his return to TV. Ant has now […]

8 years ago

A new Quentin Tarantino movie is on the way Margot Robbie has given fans their first look of her as murdered actress Sharon Tate in upcoming Quentin Tarantino film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Set in Los Angeles in the 60s, the film follows Tate who was murdered by cult leader Charles Manson’s followers. The wife of […]

8 years ago

The Halloumi-nati are secretly taking over the world When did Halloumi explode in the UK? It’s hard to say. One day, it was this vaguely exotic Mediterranean thing that you only got in interesting restaurants, next thing it is everywhere. It is almost as common as burgers at barbecues, and even non-vegetarians order it over chicken […]

8 years ago

Rock on, guys A pair of pensioners in Germany escaped their nursing home to attend the world’s biggest metal festival. The two elderly men were discovered by police at Wacken Open Air at around 3am in the morning in a state that a police spokesperson called “disoriented and dazed”. The two of them were then […]

8 years ago

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! Leeds United looked a strong outfit in their 3-1 against Stoke City. The Potters are favourites to bounce back to the Premier League following their relegation last season, but the Elland Road atmosphere and Marcelo Bielsa’s magic was too much for them as they suffered defeat in their opening game of the season. The […]

8 years ago

The Bielsalution is well and truly underway They might not quite be the team of two decades ago, but Leeds United got off to a flying start against Stoke City in their televised Championship opener. Mateusz Klich’s first goal of the match at Elland Road showcased the fluid, high-pressing style that new manager Marcelo Bielsa’s teams are renown […]

8 years ago

Remember Goldenballs? No, not the weird nickname we had for David Beckham in the early 2000s, but the daytime game show that ran on ITV between 2007 and 2009. Presented by Brummie comedian Jasper Carrot, Goldenballs was ace because it used a bunch of nifty game theory tricks to get its contestants to behave like […]

8 years ago

This is pretty surprising As a man in his 50s who spends a large part of his time around food, I think Gordon Ramsay could be forgiven for not having the physique of a man a few decades younger than himself. But fans of the celebrity chef will know he likes to keep himself in […]

8 years ago

It’s yet to be confirmed whether he just returned from travelling in south-east Asia Former High School Musical actor Zac Efron has posted a photo on his Instagram that shows he has braided the dreadlocks he began sporting last month. His emergence as a white guy with dreadlocks came on Instagram in early July and lead to a […]

8 years ago

Barcelona weren’t perturbed Despite being one of Europe’s leading central midfielders, Arturo Vidal slipped under the Premier League radar this week as he heads to Barcelona in a £27m move. The Chilean international had been on the verge of joining Inter Milan before Barca swooped in, with the La Liga giants gazumping a Serie A […]

8 years ago

Yes, you are old Ok, so the passing of time on its own is not necessarily news. We get that. But sometimes, to paraphrase Ferris Bueller, life moves pretty fast, and sometimes you need to stop and look around once in a while and appreciate how much times have changed. For instance: Friends. We don’t […]

8 years ago

There are free Nando’s halloumi sticks for vegetarians as well Next Thursday is A Level results day, where teenagers up and down the country will be finding out if all their hard work paid off or not, and if they are going to get into their first choice university. It is a very stressful moment, […]

8 years ago

They’re making moves A gang of monkeys in Panama have become the fourth non-human primates to be spotted using stone tools to break nuts and shellfish. The group of males capuchins were spotted on Jicarón island, a small island off the coast of the country. Not all the capuchins on the island have begun using tools yet, Jicarón […]

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NASA has told people to “get outside and look for Mars” Mars and the Earth will today come closer than they have for over a decade today. At their nearest, the two planets will be just 35.8 million miles (57.6 million kilometres) apart. The last such event was in 2003 when Mars and Earth came the […]

8 years ago

Have the dumped islanders been revealed? Three couples are up for the chop on Love Island next – Alexandra and Alex, Laura and Paul and Josh and Kaz. Unsurprisingly, viewers are eager to know who will be the next couple to leave and as there’s no episode on a Saturday, fans will have to wait until tomorrow […]

8 years ago