
Carlos Carvalhal will leave Swansea City at the end of the season
Swansea are almost certainly going down and will do so without Carvalhal
8 years ago
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Carlos Carvalhal will leave Swansea City at the end of the season
Swansea are almost certainly going down and will do so without Carvalhal
8 years ago

QUIZ: Can you name the the flavour of crisps just from the packet?
We’ve marked out the flavours so only true crisp connoisseurs will ace this one.
8 years ago

Season 2 of The Sinner has released its plot and cast details
The next star of The Sinner has been found. The highly acclaimed Netflix drama will be returning later this summer – but, until this point, many had been wondering who would be following Jessica Biel’s footsteps. Of course, the first season was fairly definitive in its story arc but Season 2 is taking a different approach. According […]
8 years ago

Each and every part of a Full English Breakfast, ranked from worst to best
The Full English Breakfast, it’s like a gallon of unleaded for British people – without it, we cough, wither, and eventually die helplessly by the side of the road While most people agree that some parts of a fry up are totally sacrosanct – imagine a Full English without bacon or some form of egg […]
8 years ago

This is why hangovers get so much worse the older you get
For anyone who realises they can’t manage two, let alone four, nights out in a row, this goes out to you. This is the time of the year when the nation collectively overindulges and alcohol is no exception. But if it seems like you’re struggling with the aftermath this year more than before, it’s not […]
8 years ago

Martin Scorsese’s scariest movie is on TV tonight
Did you see it coming?
8 years ago

WATCH: Geoff Shreeves gives MOTM award to the wrong man after Brighton’s win over Man United
Brighton clinched Premier League survival with their victory over United
8 years ago

Arsenal fans reckon they’re set for victory in Madrid after discovering they’re not playing in blue
Get the bags packed for Lyon, Gooners
8 years ago

Everyone is making the same joke as Rio Ferdinand is denied a boxing licence
Rio Ferdinand’s boxing career is over before it had even started. The former Manchester United and England defender had announced he was to take to the ring last September, backed by betting company Betfair. In the time since, he had been training diligently in preparation for his professional boxing bow. Unfortunately for him, however, the dream […]
8 years ago

Arsenal fans urge Anthony Martial to join Gunners after his tribute to Arsene Wenger
We’re not sure it works this way, to be honest
8 years ago

BREAKING: Liverpool assistant Zeljko Buvac quits Anfield after ‘dispute’ with Jürgen Klopp
He has worked with Klopp for nearly 17 years
8 years ago

Former Manchester United Champions League winner confirmed for Soccer Aid
Wayne Rooney is clearly very excited about him having to face Usain Bolt
8 years ago

Viewers think they know the insult Diego Simeone shouted at the referee against Arsenal
The Atletico Madrid boss was sent to the stands seconds later
8 years ago

‘That alone was worth a sending off’… Diego Simeone’s hair ridiculed by football fans
The *real* major talking point from Arsenal v Atletico Madrid
8 years ago

Here’s how you can win a share of £25k by playing fantasy football this weekend
There’s a chance to win big this weekend
8 years ago

Everyone’s mocking this Man United fan account’s tweet on Liverpool’s 5-2 win over Roma
‘The sheer unbridled stupidity’
8 years ago

These are the reasons why European nights at Anfield rock visiting players to their core
‘Incredible. Crazy. Unbelievable’ European nights at Anfield are special. There’s no denying this. Even fans of rival clubs will look at the flags, the flares and the noise with a grudging respect as You’ll Never Walk Alone bellows out pre-match. Some opposition players thrive in such a hostile environment, others freeze. But the atmosphere on […]
8 years ago

Liverpool fans have two reasons to be unhappy about the PFA Team of the Year
Mo Salah might have won the main prize, but Liverpool fans are disappointed about this
8 years ago

Celtic’s new 2018/19 home shirt leaked ahead of official launch
The kit is due to be unveiled on Monday
8 years ago

Gary Neville’s comeback to Kieron Dyer’s “dwarf” comment was perfect
Well played
8 years ago

Images of Manchester City’s 2018/19 home shirt have been leaked
It’s blue…
8 years ago

Romelu Lukaku tweets confirmation that celebration was inspired by Roc Nation Sports deal
Those watching were quick to pick up on this
8 years ago

27 goals, yet some Man United fans still aren’t happy about Romelu Lukaku
Harsh, or do they have a point?
8 years ago

Liverpool have launched their new home kit for next season and it’s a beauty
This Means More: Liverpool reveal retro, collared 2018/19 kit
8 years ago

Manchester City “could face a transfer ban”
Manchester City are still celebrating their Premier League title victory, but the club could be about to face a transfer headache. City are waiting to discover if they’ll be hit with a transfer ban, according to reports in The Telegraph and The Daily Mail. The club is alleged to have broken the rules when they signed […]
8 years ago

Ant McPartlin will be back on our screens this weekend
He missed the final episodes of this year’s Saturday Night Takeaway
8 years ago

Woman jailed for slamming young dog on to patio
Impossibly cruel
8 years ago

Mesut Ozil *finally* issues apology to that poor, confused dog
It’s been a long time coming
8 years ago

EastEnders viewers are delighted as Phil Mitchell goes full on Phil Mitchell
Glorious…
8 years ago

WATCH: Car window shatters on giraffe’s head during safari park incident
Maybe keep the window closed, next time?
8 years ago

Antoine Griezmann’s unusual celebration in the Madrid Derby has been explained
This will probably make some people feel incredibly old…
8 years ago

Airline’s specially designed seats will make flying with small children much, much easier
This would make the experience much less stressful
8 years ago

Will.I.Am ‘to leave The Voice’ after six years
Part of the show for six years, his latest comments appear to suggest he could be set to leave
8 years ago

Finally, Toy Story 4’s release date has been confirmed
The wait is over…
8 years ago

Loris Karius paid the ultimate compliment after save against Everton
It was an impressive stop
8 years ago

The Graham Norton Show returns with a bang with Hollywood’s finest and the one and only Kylie
Tonight’s show is a must-see
8 years ago

Adidas’ brand new Germany World Cup shirt is a classy reproduction of the 1990 classic
Take our money NOW
8 years ago

Say hello to your sofa because there is a truly epic weekend of sport ahead
Brought to you by 188BET Strap yourself in. Say farewell to your family and friends – you don’t need them anymore (for now). All you need is your phone, your phone charger, probably some water and your TV remote control. Everyone you care about will still be there on Monday once this weekend is over. […]
8 years ago

John Arne Riise reveals the only way to deal with Mohamed Salah
He may be onto something
8 years ago

Leaked footage shows livid Pep Guardiola slagging off Liverpool staff
He won’t be happy about this going public.
8 years ago

Barca target forced to delete shameless Liverpool fanboy post due to anger from own fans
He could not make it more obvious if he said ‘PLEASE SIGN ME KLOPP’
8 years ago

Masters 2018: The Experts’ guide: who’s backing who at Augusta?
Brought to you by 188BET The 2018 Masters gets underway at Augusta this week, promising to be the most exciting in recent memory. If, like us, you’ve been wondering who to stick a few quid on, perhaps what follows will be of some use. 188BET are paying 1/5 odds for anyone who finishes in the […]
8 years ago

Liverpool fans have excelled themselves with this collection of Salah vs Laporte memes
Some of these are sublime
8 years ago

Pep Guardiola has been speaking about the incident before Man City’s Champions League loss to Liverpool
“We didn’t expect that from a club of this prestige”
8 years ago

Liverpool apologise after Man City bus damaged outside Anfield
Liverpool have apologised after Manchester City’s bus was hit with missiles ahead of Wednesday’s Champions League tie. Liverpool host Manchester City at Anfield in the first-leg of the quarter-final tie, and there was a large crowd waiting for City upon arrival at the ground. Unfortunately, some Liverpool fans threw missiles at the City bus, which was […]
8 years ago

Get paid £18,000 to eat Doritos with this dream job
We’re struggling to find a catch here
8 years ago

Where’s Wally is now playable on Google Maps and we’re obsessed
Seriously, not an April Fool
8 years ago

Coronation Street viewers noticed the same thing about Phelan as the inevitable happens
Had to happen, didn’t it?
8 years ago

Animal lovers share appalling footage of dog being punched in head in bid to find those responsible
WARNING: Contains distressing footage
8 years ago

Corrie fans think they’ve found proof that Phelan is still alive
Just when you thought it was over
8 years ago