The 20-year-old Scottish star put in a man of the match performance against England. As anyone would, he rang his Nan to discuss how mint he was After bossing the middle of the park alongside his partners John McGinn and Scott McTominay, Billy Gilmour did what any young man would do after putting in a […]

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Anyone over 18 is now being urged to come forward and get their first dose of the vaccine According to Public Health England (PHE), a total of 721,469 slots were reserved through the national vaccine booking service on Friday 18th June, as 18-20 year-olds can now book their Covid-19 vaccine appointment. This is a fantastic […]

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M-m-m-m-m-mow that lawn! If you don’t get that reference I refuse to apologise. Speaking to Forbes, Rick Ross apparently mows his own lawn to save on the $1 million a year bill it would take to hire a gardener to sort out his 235-acre estate. https://www.instagram.com/p/CAjMqKTlIza/?utm_source=ig_embed Admittedly, as much as it is some effort to […]

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Denmark and Belgium pause game at 10th minute for Christian Eriksen tribute As first reported by AP News, Denmark and Belgium have kicked the ball out of play to pause their game in dedication to Christian Eriksen. A touching tribute after his sudden collapse just a few days ago. The Dane has both current and […]

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That dry Scottish wit is quick as you like John McGinn weighed in perfectly on the ongoing Coca-Cola, branded drinks and product placement saga, as he arrived for his pre-match press conference ahead of Scotland‘s game against England this friday. Walking up to the press conference table – now stripped bare of its commercial dressings […]

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Who’s gonna tell ’em? The apparent arbiters of true, unadulterated news, untouched by ‘woke culture’, are apparently forgetting their roots not long after they’ve even bedded in. It’s just the next page in a shaky opening chapter for GB News. Despite claiming to be anti-cancel culture, with segments such as “Wokewatch” and “Mediawatch” and claiming […]

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WHO the hell do they think they are? Right, ladies, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO), if you’re between the childbearing ages of 18 and 50, you shouldn’t be drinking. We’re sorry, but that’s the word from the big dogs and it’s final so put the vino down and, I don’t know, have a […]

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Acqua!* Manuel Locatelli continued his man of the match performance off the pitch, as he joined the likes of Ronaldo and Pogba in removing sponsored drinks from the press table. Before he started his post-match interview, Locatelli followed suit and removed two bottles of Coke from the press conference table, pushing them out of frame. […]

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They’ve had their pants down well and truly pulled down. A timeless classic GB News have fallen for the oldest trick in the book after audience members called in under the names ‘Mike Oxlong’. Come on, lads, how earth have you fallen for that one? All going splendidly at Andrew Neil’s joke far-right TV station. […]

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E3 returned after a year-out with an all-virtual event. It may not quite be the expo of old but we’re just glad to have it back We’ll forgive you if E3 2021 slipped past you relatively unnoticed what with so much going on this summer: Covid and lockdown easing, umpteenth YouTuber boxing matches and, of […]

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Aye, a real vote of confidence that Downing Street has come out to reassure that Boris Johnson has “full confidence” in the Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, despite having him to dead to rights as calling him “totally f**king hopeless”. We really are living in The Thick of It, aren’t we? This comes after former adviser, […]

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The woman was pronounced dead at the scene after having fallen at the popular UK tourist attraction A woman has died after falling from a cliff overlooking Man o’ War beach near Durdle Door and Lulworth in Dorset. Emergency services were called to the scene immediately around 3pm yesterday but it is understood that she […]

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‘Agua!’ It’s no secret that Cristiano Ronaldo looks after himself – there’s plenty of players that go on until they’re 40 but CR7 might qualify as a pensioner by the time he’s ready to hang up his boots. His commitment to clean eating and drinking was evident this week as the Portuguese star removed two […]

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Eriksen looks to be in good spirits and though he can’t play the rest of the tournament, he’ll be cheering on his teammates all the way home Football breathed a collective sigh of relief once we saw the first images of Christian Eriksen sitting upright and even more so after he put out an initial […]

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The first next-gen Battlefield also has sandstorms, ziplines, rockets and much more With E3 2021 well and truly underway, we’re starting to get a clearer picture of the real heavy hitters this year and what we can start to expect from the first real batch of next-gen and third-party titles. One of the big names […]

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The legendary United keeper told Good Morning Britain the three options Denmark were given. Not much choice at all, as it turns out Peter Schmeichel has revealed that Denmark had little choice but to finish their game against Finland after it was suspended following Christian Eriksen‘s collapse. Speaking to Good Morning Britain during their discussion […]

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Blind has a history of heart issues and choosing to play after Eriksen’s scare was clearly a big decision Daley Blind should have been revelling in being on the winning end of the Netherland’s thrilling 3-2 opener against Ukraine, but the Dutchman’s mind was on much bigger things – bigger than football – playing just […]

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The Tartan Army will stand in solidarity with the Three Lions and take the knee before their meeting next Friday Scotland have so far been “taking a stand” against racism throughout the build-up to Euro 2020 but it has now been announced by Scotland and their captain, Andy Robertson, that Steve Clarke and his men […]

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The hero parked his truck under the bridge and wouldn’t move it until the man was escorted off the bridge A truck driver spotted a man sitting on the edge of a bridge overhanging the M62 and took immediate action to deter a potential suicide attempt and save his life. Not all heroes wear capes […]

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Rent free, José. Rent free It would seem José Mourinho is already fitting in nicely over at TalkSport as he already managed to get in a subtle dig at the recently resurgent Luke Shaw, whose stellar season secured him a spot in England’s Euro 2020 squad. However, it would seem if the starting line-up against […]

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It’s the tournament that, despite its slightly misleading name, is taking place in 2021. We’re sure it’ll be worth the wait In 2020, after the world was rocked by the coronavirus pandemic and subjected to one of the worst years ever, we also had to miss out on the UEFA European Football Championships too. As […]

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VAR is finally set to see some sensible changes Last season was plagued by a slew of nonsensical marginal decisions, the joke being players were ruled offside by a toenail, a shoelace, a strand of hair. To be honest, we’ve never been totally happy with VAR since it was introduced and it seems each year […]

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Bruno Fernandes was the star of the show. Are Portugal the dark horses in Euro 2020? Portugal dismantled Israel in a 4-0 victory last night ahead of their first Euro 2020 match against Hungary on June 15th. As ever, Cristiano Ronaldo got his customary goal but it was Bruno Fernandes who pulled all the strings, […]

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This follows crowds continuing to boo players who take the knee as a statement against racism With Euro 2020 just a day away, UEFA has come out to defend those taking the knee before matches, asking that fans “show respect” to the teams and players who opt to make the statement. The response to the […]

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Is Sancho to United finally happening? In what feels like the longest transfer saga since Wesley Sneijder, Gaitan, or any of the other players who were perpetually linked with a move to Old Trafford, it would seem that Manchester United have finally agreed personal terms with Jadon Sancho. The news comes from transfer news insider, […]

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Is there anyone he doesn’t slag off these days? Noel Gallagher has gone in on Prince Harry in an interview with The Sun. Hardly going to be giving him a glowing review in that particular media space is he? Speaking to the paper recently, the 54-year-old gave a pretty brutal assessment of the Duke of […]

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“Historians will look back on this and say this was the single biggest public health mistake, possibly of all history, in terms of the scope of the harm that it’s caused”. A Stanford professor has described lockdowns as “the single biggest public health mistake” in history. Speaking on The Telegraph‘s ‘Planet Normal’ podcast, Jay Bhattacharya […]

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Ahh, elitism at its finest, eh? Boris Johnson is reported as stating that children of wealthy parents have access to private tutoring “because of their parents’ hard work” while speaking in the Commons today. The Prime Minister was addressing the House during the PMQs, during which he faced criticism and questioning from opposition leader Kier […]

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Punishments for the Super League scandal have finally been dished out but are they enough? It seems like just yesterday club football as we knew it was about to be ruined forever for the sake of a few clubs and their greedy owners. The Super League felt like a nightmare, no matter how short-lived it […]

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More people died from smoking than coronavirus last year According to sources, MPs are proposing to raise the legal age for buying cigarettes from 18 to 21, as the UK aims to be smoke-free by 2030. This comes after it was estimated that more people died from illnesses caused by smoking than COVID-19 in 2020. […]

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Lilibet is now known as the Queen’s private nickname but there is debate as to whether he asked whether he would use it. And?… As reported by the BBC via a palace source, it is alleged that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle did not tell the Queen they would be naming their daughter in her […]

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The president of Magdalen College has strongly defended the move A photo of the Queen has been removed from a common room by a group of graduate students in Magdalen College, Oxford University. According to reports, members of the college’s middle common room (MCR) – limited to postgrad students – voted to take down the […]

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“These fans, these ignorant people going to these games, they haven’t got a clue” Rio Ferdinand has come out to condemn the groups of England fans that continue to boo players taking the knee. We are now just days away from Euro 2020 and not only are these ‘fans’ letting the team down but they […]

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While the internet dies, JOE.co.uk survives The internet is down for some of the biggest names on the net as the government, Guardian, Amazon and Reddit websites are all not functioning . It’s the last one we’re most concerned about – where will go for our memes!? The extent of the damage is unknown as […]

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BREAKING Wayne Couzens has pleaded guilty to the kidnap and rape of Sarah Everard after appearing at the Old Bailey this morning. The news was broken by Channel 4 correspondent, Minnie Stephenson. The 48-year-old appeared at The Old Bailey today. The court heard Couzens accepted responsibility for the killing of Ms Everard but was not […]

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The end of lockdown hangs in the balance After Matt Hancock announced on Monday that the government are “absolutely open” to delaying England’s final lifting of lockdown, some reports are now suggesting that things could be pushed back further than we feared. Speaking to The Times, a cabinet source said that the recommendation on rescheduling […]

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Keane went in on Henderson prior to the Romania game. This was before the Liverpool captain went on to jump the queue and miss his penalty Gareth Southgate has esponded to Roy Keane ruthless comments on Jordan Henderson being selected England’s Euro 2020 squad. Henderson was a key cog in the midfield during the 2018 […]

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Will there be a day without mentioning one of the Paul brothers ever again? Please, make it stop Following his big brother Logan’s disappointing fight with Floyd Mayweather, Jake Paul has now called out Canelo Alvarez. He said he would “eat him alive”: big words from a man who has only had three fights – […]

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To be honest, we didn’t think you need science to tell you not to, ya dirty buggers Make that boogers*, on second thought. According to Business Insider and some scientists who will no doubt be surprised where their career path has taken them, eating your bogies is categorically bad for you. Well, yeah, hardly a […]

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The over-25s are set to become the next age group to receive vaccines As per the BBC, COVID-19 vaccines will be offered to 25-29-year-olds starting from tomorrow. Wonderful news. This comes as the Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, addressed the House of Commons with the latest update. According to Hancock, 25-29-year-olds will start to receive text […]

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Ricky Hatton has had his say on Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather. Box populi We don’t hear too much from Ricky Hatton MBE since he retired in 2011 but, just like with his punches, the straight-talking Stopfordian doesn’t usually hold back when he pipes up. In a post uploaded to Instagram, ‘The Hitman’ summed up […]

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Efficiency is key We’ll say it again: there may be a place in this world for these celebrity fights but it’s a stretch to call it boxing. The crowd at last night’s bout between Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul seemed to think so too, as the final bell was met with deafening boos from the […]

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Well that was shit In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted… the Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul fight was utterly shit and we still can’t quite believe it was even given the time of day, to be honest. The “special exhibition” itself – which we knew would have no […]

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The Brighton defender’s inclusion suggests the three-at-the-back is on the cards As per England’s official announcement, Ben White will replace Trent Alexander-Arnold in England’s Euro 2020. He is Gareth Southgate‘s final selection and restores the team to the ten defenders that were initially finalised. The Athletic’s David Ornstein released a more detailed piece following the […]

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‘We pay for your hats, we pay for you haaaats…’ Someone over at the West Mercia Police has had an absolute mare. Even worse, some bright spark decided to post it to Facebook on the page entitled, ‘Hereford Cops’. As you can see in the post below, an e-scooter was “seized” by authorities in Hereford. […]

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Lilibet “Lili” Diana Mountbatten-Windsor was born on Friday at 11:40 in Santa Barbara, California The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, have announced the birth of their daughter who arrived around lunchtime this past Friday. Her full name is Lilibet “Lili” Diana Mountbatten-Windsor. The name Lilibet is said to be in […]

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The fight against coronavirus goes on as more new cases are reported According to the daily COVID-19 summary, the UK has recorded 5,341 new cases and, sadly, four deaths related to coronavirus infections. Data from the past seven days shows an increase of 11,022 cases (49%) on the last update provided in May. This takes […]

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Nuno is being linked with the Everton job and so is one of his recent Wolves signings Nuno Espirito Santo is the bookies’ favourite for the vacant Everton job and having seen what he did at Wolves – promotion, seventh in his first Premier League season and a run in the Europa League with the […]

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Well, it was a bit of a mad one at Baku! Max Verstappen and Red Bull were delivered a crushing blow in the Azerbaijan Grand Prix at Baku as the 23-year-old crashed out unexpectedly while leading the race. A gutting moment for Mad Max who currently leads the championship by just four points. While the […]

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The Welsh minister for health said “the question is how big will this wave be” The Welsh Minister for Health and Social Services, Eluned Morgan, has stated national concerns over a third wave arriving in Wales following a number of Delta (Indian) variant cases reported in Conwy county. The strain is said to be spreading, […]

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