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Daughter of Olympic sprinter Tyson Gay shot dead
Trinity Gay was only fifteen years of age.
10 years ago
Rockstar Games may have just teased a brand new Red Dead Redemption game
A cryptic tweet has put the cat among the pigeons.
10 years ago
Nando’s new burger looks damn good, but they’ve axed a menu classic
Introducing the Sunset Burger.
10 years ago
An all star cast heads up The Graham Norton Show tonight
Not one but two superhero film stars.
10 years ago
We love the crap disguises in the Finnish version of Undercover Boss
Drink in those wigs
10 years ago
Harambe 2: Reports say a gorilla is on the loose in London Zoo
Harambe 2: Electric Boogaloo
10 years ago
Bob Dylan just won the Nobel Prize for literature and no one is quite sure why
Yes, *that* Bob Dylan.
10 years ago
‘80s kids rejoice, Fraggle Rock is making a comeback
Nostalgia overload.
10 years ago
UK goes into meltdown as everyone realises Brexit means we can no longer get PG Tips
This has really PG Tipped us over the edge.
10 years ago
This guy had his phone stolen by a raccoon and it all got caught on camera
Meet Stanley, the raccoon bandit.
10 years ago
Tesco have stopped selling Ben and Jerrys and Marmite thanks to Brexit
The supermarket have had a fallout with Unilever thanks to the weak pound.
10 years ago
The Rock can’t stop pranking Kevin Hart on the Jumanji set
Get ’em in a Lethal Weapon reboot already.
10 years ago
One of gaming’s biggest urban legends is coming to Playstation VR
Polybius could be real and heading to consoles.
10 years ago
People are taking high five selfies in an elaborate attempt to smash their phones
That is one expensive pat on the back.
10 years ago
Here’s your first look at the emoji movie everyone wanted
Featuring a “jaunty poop”.
10 years ago
Snapchat is making a change we’ve all been calling for
Change keeps on coming.
10 years ago
Mobile companies will soon stop charging you to unlock handsets
Could this be the end of long contracts?
10 years ago
Phil Mitchell sang Sia on the radio because 2016 is weird and amazing at the same time
Introducing “Cheap Phils”
10 years ago
The first proper trailer for Marvel’s Iron Fist looks fucking amazing
The final Defender is here.
10 years ago
Keanu Reeves looks the fucking business in the new John Wick trailer
DO NOT. Mess with his dog
10 years ago
This Twitter user isn’t happy with FIFA 17 including him in the game
Calvin Wong isn’t pleased with his Twitter @ being included in the game
10 years ago
Check out Pierce Brosnan in this amazing Indian advert for pan masala
Best thing you’ll see all day.
10 years ago
There’s one simple trick to fix your “Ducking” autocorrect problem
Finally we can swear in peace.
10 years ago
Rangers extend Joey Barton’s suspension for another week
The midfielder’s exile continues.
10 years ago
How to get the most out of The Journey in FIFA 17
Our guide to turning Alex Hunter into the GOAT.
10 years ago
Here’s why every gamer needs NBA 2K17 in their lives
It’s the best sports game out this year.
10 years ago
This sneaky FIFA Ultimate Team player will help you boss every game
Meet Mike Jensen. The next big thing in FIFA 17.
10 years ago
Someone’s made a penis Halloween mask so you can be a literal dickhead
Would you wear it?
10 years ago
Stop everything: Greggs are now doing burritos
Lunchtimes will never be the same again.
10 years ago
Traces of MRSA have been found in British pork from Asda and Sainsbury’s
Tests run by The Guardian have found a strain of the superbug in supermarket meat.
10 years ago
Apparently the new plastic £5 note shrinks in heat
Remember to take it out your jeans before washing.
10 years ago
Here’s how you boss penalties in FIFA 17
Never miss a penalty again.
10 years ago
Kim Kardashian robbed of millions after being ‘held at gunpoint’ in a Paris hotel
Men posing as police are said to have robbed the star of millions of dollars in jewellery.
10 years ago
Matt LeBlanc gives us a first glimpse of the new series of Top Gear as he takes over as lead host
Back in the driver’s seat.
10 years ago
Jamie Vardy is trying to get his “chat shit get banged” motto trademarked
Talk nonsense. Receive comeuppance.
10 years ago
Theresa May confirms Brexit will begin next March
Britain could leave the European Union by summer 2019.
10 years ago
Every British swear word has been officially ranked in order of offensiveness
Bollocks.
10 years ago
An Australian man has been bitten on the dick by a poisonous spider – again
Unluckiest man in the land?
10 years ago
Someone’s invented viagra coffee because apparently we have to be awake AND horny now
Keeping you up all night to get lucky.
10 years ago
Terry Crews has a photo of himself in his wallet that stops him wasting money
Heck of a money saving technique.
10 years ago
Rio Ferdinand and Michelle Keegan will be featuring in the upcoming Crystal Maze reboot
They’ll join host Stephen Merchant to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer.
10 years ago
Martin Shkreli wants you to punch him in the face for charity
The Pharma-bro is auctioning off the chance to hit him to raise money for charity
10 years ago
Blackberry have stopped making smartphones after 14 years
It’s the end of an era.
10 years ago
Turns out the average person does 3 weeks of added work for free each year
All those quick lunchbreaks add up.
10 years ago
Jeremy Corbyn explains why he won’t pledge to cut immigration in this Labour conference speech
The Labour leader called the rise in hate crime following Brexit “shaming”.
10 years ago
The Lion King is getting the live action remake we all secretly want
We just can’t wait to be King.
10 years ago
Everyone is cruelly taking the piss over Big Sam losing the England job
We’ll always have the 95th minute winner against Slovakia.
10 years ago
The candidates for ‘The Apprentice’ this year are all kinds of school prefect
Series 12 starts BBC One on Thursday October 6.
10 years ago
Katy Perry got ‘naked’ in a comedy video to get Americans to vote
That’s one way to get people interested in their democratic rights.
10 years ago
Here are the cheapest places you can pick up FIFA 17
Get the game for cheap.
10 years ago