You might think it's bad breath, poor dress sense or farting in bed that turns women off most about men.
But you'd be wrong.
There's one thing above all else - the foible that tops all foibles - that really puts the spanner in the works for men hoping to impress the fairer sex.
Men's Health recently undertook a survey of 400 women and they discovered that
unkempt nose hair is a bigger turn-off than anything else.
Your nostril hairs actually have an important function, keeping unwanted particles - and in Ralph Wiggum's case 'moonrocks' - out of your nose, but 46% of the women surveyed would rather talk to a guy with bad breath than a guy with a few strays hairs sticking out.
So there you have it guys, keep those nose whiskers in check or else you'll probably be going home alone again tonight.
