Get prepared to pour one out Political insiders and journalists are tipping that Theresa May’s resignation will come on Wednesday night after her new Brexit bill failed to garner the cross-party support she hoped it would. May announced on Tuesday that her new Brexit bill will include a requirement to hold a vote on whether […]

7 years ago

Summer is here… At this point, it’s fair to know that Aldi knows how to do summer right. Or at least how to let the British people do summer right at a bargain price. From cut-price log burners to BBQ pizza ovens to four-person hot tubs if you want to make summer 2019 the summer of […]

7 years ago

He’s still very fond of his Khaleesi, it seems Unless you’ve been living in a cave inside an even bigger, deeper cave over the last month, you’ll know that the final series of Game of Thrones has been and gone. You will also no doubt be aware that the final series, and in particular the last […]

7 years ago

We have our first glimpse of the new Mario Kart game for smartphones The beta version of Mario Kart mobile has finally been released to Android users in the US and Japan. Here are the first images from actual gameplay. The game has faced long delays since being announced all the way back in January […]

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Spoilers incoming So Game of Thrones is over for good and that means, rather unfortunately, we will all, at some point, be forced to move on with our lives and leave behind the fan theories and speculation that made the show so enjoyable for so long. Before we do, though, let’s just take a minute to fully […]

7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: New Balance/ECB Kit Launch Prize details: 2x tickets to the 2019 New Balance/ECB Kit Launch There will be 12x winners selected. Each winner will win 2x tickets to the 2019 New Balance/ECB Kit Launch Terms and Conditions 1. To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by the […]

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And, like that, Drogon was gone Spoilers incoming guys. Get off this page right now if you haven’t seen the finale. Go. For all the issues around writing in the eighth season of Game of Thrones, Dany’s final surviving dragon, Drogon, at least escaped being hastily written out of the show, like say, Varys was […]

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The quote called back to one of Game of Throne’s central themes Consider this your spoiler warning. If you’ve not seen the full Game of Thrones series, including the finale, then you are about to encounter spoilers. So, if you’ve not watched it, then get off this article right now. Do it. Leave. Because spoilers (like winter) […]

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A big call Manchester City’s hopes of completing a domestic treble might have taken a sizeable dent during the first half of the FA Cup final on Saturday. With the score 0-0, Watford posed plenty of threat to the Premier League champions in the early stages at Wembley. Ederson had to be alert to keep the […]

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IT’S COMING HOME England have announced their 27-man squad for the forthcoming Nations League, with Harry Kane among the inclusions despite the fact he still recovering from injury. Kane is one of eight Champions League finalists named in England’s squad, which also includes Dele Alli, Kieran Trippier and Jordan Henderson. There’s also a return to the […]

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Big news Adult Swim’s Rick and Morty is set to return for its fourth season in November 2019, it has been announced via a video featuring the series lead characters It had previously been touted that 70 episodes of the show have been approved for the show, however, the time taken to animate them means it’s […]

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Why did he have to join Fenerbahce? It doesn’t fit the colour scheme at all Robin van Persie called time on a glittering career on Sunday after playing his final game for Feyenoord. The former Arsenal and Manchester United striker was subbed off in injury time of Feyenoord’s 2-0 defeat to ADO Den Haag to […]

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It’s coming out this summer The next series of Black Mirror has been teased by Netflix with a new trailer that’s everything you’d want from the dystopian anthology. Miley Cyrus, Anthony Mackie, Andrew Scott and Pom Klementieff are among the actors who will appear in season five of the show, with the release due for 5 June. […]

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The ending of Game of Thrones episode five has left viewers confused but the answer might be found in the bible Consider this your spoiler warning. If you haven’t seen the latest episode of Games of Thrones then click off this article right now. Viewer reaction to the last Game of Thrones has been mixed to […]

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Delivered straight to your door too Burger King has announced that it is launching breaded Chicken Fries as of today, exclusively via Just Eat. They’ll be rolling out nationwide for Chicken Fries lover across the country to enjoy at Burger King stores from 20 May. They can be bought on their own or as part […]

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Could Bran be the key to the Game of Thrones finale? This is your spoiler warning. If you haven’t watched season eight, episode five of Game of Thrones then I don’t know what you were even doing clicking on this link. But either way, you’re here now, so I’m giving you one last chance to […]

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It’s been some weekend for Alex Goode. He won the Champions Cup on Saturday, and over 24 hours later was at a pub in St. Albans – still in full kit

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“Power Season 6 is gonna blow you away, GAME OF THRONES ain’t got SHIT ON ME.” In another feud that could only happen because of the internet, 50 Cent has gone to war with fans of HBO fantasy Game of Thrones telling them “fuck you and your flying dragons” in a bizarre social media rant. The […]

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It came after Jamie Carragher described Liverpool’s season as a “great effort” and mocked Manchester United for their loss to Cardiff Gary Neville has responded to Liverpool’s title defeat by posting a photoshopped image of the team celebrating coming second, after earlier in the day outlining his “dream scenario” that would see both Manchester City and Liverpool […]

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It’s not just the sheer number of points they racked up that underlines how good Liverpool were this season So that’s it then. We’re done for another year. The end. Finished. Fin. And while we witness another stunning displayed by Manchester City, as they beat Brighton 4-1 away from home to wrap up the title, […]

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Tonight’s Graham Norton Show promises to be a good one Friday night in, is it? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show will see you right. Kicking off at 10:35pm on BBC One, Graham is joined on the couch by another star-studded line-up. In fact, it’s probably worth a watch just for Will Smith, who is […]

7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Prize details: 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass There will be 10x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by FootballJOE and follow the FootballJOE Twitter account. The […]

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‘The cup bearer does not drinketh the Starbucks tea’ Firstly, if you’ve no idea what that headline means, congratulations! Making it this far into the week without hearing anything about how Game of Thrones somehow managed to leave a Starbucks coffee cup on full view during one of the scenes in its latest episode is […]

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Spoilers, obviously The actor who plays Ser Gregor Clegane a.k.a ‘The Mountain’ in Game of Thrones has posted an apology on his Instagram page after the latest episode – ‘The Last of the Starks’. In the latest instalment of the HBO hit, The Mountain, who is essentially Cersei Lannister’s gigantic zombie bodyguard, is instructed to decapitate […]

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“Michael Owen did far more for this club than he ever did” Robbie Fowler has said that he has a “big problem” with Liverpool fans who still worship Luis Suarez after the Barcelona forward celebrated scoring against his former team last week in the Nou Camp. Suarez scored the opening goal of the Champions League […]

7 years ago

Cesc knows Former Barcelona midfielder Cesc Fabregas had huge praise for Liverpool’s Trent Alexander-Arnold after the full-back’s quick thinking on a corner helped send the Reds through to their second Champions League final in two years. Alexander-Arnold created the fourth and decisive goal for his team after spotting the Barcelona players asleep whilst defending a […]

7 years ago

Karma is a beautiful thing Luis Suarez was doing that thing Luis Suarez does best during Liverpool’s Champions League semi-final second leg against Barcelona. He was getting under the skin of just about every Liverpool player, along with all the men, women and children in Anfield and watching at home too. Whilst his dark arts […]

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No good deed goes unpunished Tommy Robinson had a milkshake thrown over him during a trip to Warrington this week. Video footage posted online showed the former English Defence League leader, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, in discussion with a man – named as Danyal Mahmud – in the Cheshire town’s centre. Mahmud could […]

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“You need somebody at Celtic who can compete with that man in every sense.” The league seasons are drawing to a close in Britain, but there is still enough time for some Garth Crooks nonsense. The BBC pundit has claimed that Celtic would be wrong to appoint Neil Lennon as their permanent manager and that the […]

7 years ago

Fabinho won a late free-kick for the Reds which was turned in by Divock Origi Liverpool’s title hopes are still alive. Just. Jürgen Klopp’s men left it late at Newcastle on Saturday night, Divock Origi’s 86th minute header sealing a 3-2 victory. Liverpool had taken the lead in the first half through Virgil van Dijk […]

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Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Prize details: 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass There will be 10x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by FootballJOE and follow the FootballJOE Twitter account. The […]

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Oh, Boris Boris, Boris, Boris. You might think – mistakenly, as it turns out – that Boris Johnson, a man who has held the position of Mayor of London for a whole eight years, would know a bit about local elections in the city. Especially given that he still lives there. He tweeted on Thursday […]

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Robinson has again been targeted with milkshake Tommy Robinson was covered in milkshake during his visit to Warrington on Thursday. Footage shows the former EDL leader, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, in discussion with a man – named by reports as Danyal Mahmud – in the Cheshire town’s centre. Mahmud can be seen holding […]

7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: MoPlay Prize details: There will be 6x winners selected.  The winners will win a chance to play on the pitch at Old Trafford alongside Manchester Utd legends on 15/05/2019. Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, post a video explaining your favourite Manchester United FC memory on Twitter and/or Instagram to be entered […]

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Not ideal lads Chelsea’s 2019/20 home kit has done something a Chelsea home kit hasn’t done in a number of years: it has some kind of actual design element to it. For the most part, Chelsea’s past home shirts have been completely unmemorable affairs, with Nike rolling out the same identikit plain blue template without […]

7 years ago

The outdoor log burner wanter has logged on We regret to inform you that, once again, Aldi are doing Aldi things. And those things include this: selling an outdoor log burner this Thursday (May 2) because, well, who doesn’t want to sit in the garden this summer with a cold, peculiarly branded ale (also from […]

7 years ago

She posted a video to Instagram featuring Sophie Turner, AKA Sansa Starka So there we have it then, the latest episode of Game of Thrones means that after eight seasons and hours of Jon Snow’s on-screen panic, the Night King is finally dead. The long awaited events has caused tides of emotions at homes and bars across […]

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She posted a video to Instagram featuring Sophie Turner, AKA Sansa Starka So there we have it then, the latest episode of Game of Thrones means that after eight seasons and hours of Jon Snow’s on-screen panic, the Night King is finally dead. The long awaited events has caused tides of emotions at homes and bars across […]

7 years ago

Adobe told me I was a Dreamer… and I’m not the only one Whether it’s the part of insecurity or narcism, personality quizzes remain hugely popular online. From Buzzfeed quizzes that determine what Taylor Swift album you should be listening to based on your choice of meal deal, to the psuedo-scientific Myers-Briggs tests that have […]

7 years ago

Harry Kane’s goal against Tunisia 2.0 Look, as far as I’m concerned if you click on any Game of Thrones post the day after it first airs then it’s your own fault if it gets spoiled for you. But as I’m really nice here it is. Here is your spoiler warning. So there we have it then. […]

7 years ago

Vin Diesel confirmed Cena will be starring in the movie in an Instagram video John Cena will star in the upcoming Fast & Furious 9, as confirmed by a post Vin Diesel made on social media. In an Instagram video posted to Diesel’s account – in which he is dressed in-character as Dominic Torreto – […]

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He’s swapped crashing weddings for bashing heads.

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You may or not be aware of the latest Avengers film. No? Not heard anything? Well, in any case, Avengers: Endgame has gone down a bit of a storm since it’s midnight release on Thursday. As a result, everyone’s favourite go-to engine – unless you’re one of those weird middle-aged men that uses Bing or Yahoo […]

7 years ago

The tragic news has been confirmed by local media Emiliano Sala’s father Horacio has died from a heart attack in Argentina, it has been confirmed. His passing comes just three months after his football player son, Emiliano, died when his plane crashed over the English Channel. “2019 doesn’t let up in shocking us with news in […]

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A fan favourite is coming back for eight weeks only Now that the sun has ever so briefly announced its presence, why not celebrate in true British fashion: heavy, heavy sunburn on both arms up to the sleeve and a McFlurry? Sounds good, doesn’t it? Sounds irresistible. Even better is the fact that McDonald’s are […]

7 years ago

The Spanish midfielder’s contract is up this summer Manchester United’s Juan Mata is set to leave the club this summer on a free transfer with a host of top clubs reportedly interested in the former Spanish international. Whilst Barcelona have been heavily linked to the 30-year-old, it appears that their La Liga rivals, Diego Simeone’s […]

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Brought to you by ASOS “My brother used to take me and my sister out to the park and he would clean up” On this week’s episode of Boys Don’t Cry, the panel integrates why women often melt at the knees at the sign of a dad looking after his child. “A guy who goes ‘Actually […]

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Prize Two tickets to the UEFA Champions League Final plus accommodation with Hotels.com Terms and Conditions The promoter of this Prize Draw is JOE Media (“JOE Media”). To enter the competition on Twitter or Instagram entrants need to tag a mate who deserves to go to the event. The competition opens at 9am on 26th […]

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But there is something else at the end of the movie *spoiler warning*… After much anticipation Avengers: Endgame was finally released last night, with movie fans queuing up at cinemas for midnight screenings of the biggest superhero movie of 2019. Running at an epic 3 hours and 58 seconds in total, it is the longest movie […]

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‘There are too many bluffers at this club to get United back to the very top’

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