
Gary Neville threw an impromptu party for Salford City’s FA Cup heroes at his flash hotel
Party back at my gaff
11 years ago
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Gary Neville threw an impromptu party for Salford City’s FA Cup heroes at his flash hotel
Party back at my gaff
11 years ago

Vincent Kompany shows what a sound man he is with fine gesture of support for Belgium U’17 keeper
Classy and funny
11 years ago

The reaction of Manchester United legends in the crowd to Salford goal is brilliant (Video)
Neville is going mental!
11 years ago

Rory McIlroy goes painfully close to a hole in one in Shanghai as girlfriend watches on (Video)
Almost an ace!
11 years ago

Xabi Alonso is spending his Friday in the most Xabi Alonso way possible (Pic)
Make this man the next James Bond
11 years ago

Vicente del Bosque churns out the oldest cliche possible about the England football team
We’ve heard this one before
11 years ago

The Japanese Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer contains unseen footage (Video)
There’s been a disturbance in the force. When the new trailer was released for Star Wars: The Force Awakens recently, most of the world turned to the internet to check it out. And deservedly so too, because it was brilliant. In fact, it made us start to speculate over who the main villain might be […]
11 years ago

The Stone Roses – extra dates announced, GO!
Round 2!
11 years ago

Rugby union veterans see the funny side of Sam Burgess’s defection
Class divide
11 years ago

Arsene Wenger’s assessment of Arsenal’s form likely to worry fans
Calendar kings
11 years ago

Gary Neville is tormenting Salford City managers with early morning text messages
Back seat coaching
11 years ago

Coldplay have dropped a new track – hear it here first and tell us what you think
Coldplay have announced the global release of their seventh album, A Head Full Of Dreams – and say this time they plan to tour. The band recorded the album in Malibu, LA and London and it features more guests than any previous Coldplay record, with Beyoncé, Noel Gallagher, ToveLo and Merry Clayton among those appearing across its 11 […]
11 years ago

Tips on how to get your tickets on Stone Roses day
At 9.30am on Friday morning, no work will be done. Everyone will be trying to get Stone Roses tickets. Or moaning about people trying to get Stone Roses tickets. First things first, here are those important links: GigsAndTours Ticketmaster See Tickets Ticketline Now here are 5 invaluable tips on how to secure those precious tickets… […]
11 years ago

Celtic fans reckon Ronny Delia is dead Norwegian wood after latest loss
No home comforts
11 years ago

Dutch and Turkish ultras clash ahead of Europa League game (Video)
War zone…
11 years ago

Benteke returns to starting line-up for Liverpool’s clash with Rubin Kazan…
Jurgen Klopp has handed Christian Benteke his first start since September 20 as Liverpool travel to Rubin Kazan in the Europa League. The £32m summer signing from Aston Villa has scored in his last two appearances, notching in the 1-1 draw at home to Southampton and last week’s 3-1 win at Chelsea. Benteke is joined […]
11 years ago

David Beckham is making footballs from banana leaves on UNICEF tour
Humbling…
11 years ago

Yeovil Town manager’s honest pre-game interview is the stuff of f**king legend (Video)
Like a chat down the pub
11 years ago

50 Cent talks about being shot NINE times
50 Cent was blasted nine times at close range in 2000 in broad daylight. It’s no surprise he is still overcoming the ordeal, admitting for a long time, he was “afraid of everything”. He said: “When you get hurt as bad as I did, you become afraid of everything because you know anything can happen at any […]
11 years ago

Absinthe leads to poolside mayhem in The Ultimate Fighter house (Video)
It all kicked off
11 years ago

Punter posts selfie with winning betting slip – only for a Facebook ‘friend’ to claim the prize (Pic)
Well it’s safe to say we’d have to cull our friends list after this Facebook blunder. One Australian woman will surely be doing just that after falling victim to a robbery – where the chief suspect is someone in her own Facebook friends list. Chantelle, from Perth, Australia, was so excited by her bet at the Melbourne […]
11 years ago

Philipp Lahm looks absolutely tiny next to Per Mertesacker on German TV (Pic)
The Germans have done a lot of things better than the English of late. As if Bayern Munich’s 5-1 demolition of Arsenal wasn’t enough, one broadcaster brought the best of the country’s footballing talent together for a post-match show. World Cup finalist Oliver Kahn was covering the game, and he was joined by two winners […]
11 years ago

Expect a major change to Tinder over the next few days
Intriguing…
11 years ago

Eden Hazard is dropped by Jose Mourinho for Champions League clash
Paradise lost…
11 years ago

Injury-ravaged Arsenal’s starting XI vs Bayern Munich
Vengeance mission?
11 years ago

Andy Cole withdraws from Unicef game after suffering kidney failure
Good luck Coley…
11 years ago

Karim Benzema questioned in Mathieu Valbuena sex tape case…
Awkward
11 years ago

Sonny Bill Williams actually spurned a perfect opportunity to get his World Cup medal back
What he said is amazing…
11 years ago

Robbie Savage v John Terry summed up in one handy infographic…
It might be Robbie Savage’s job to point out poor performances now he’s moved into the world of football punditry, but you can see why John Terry is annoyed by the Welshman’s criticism. During his playing career, Savage never came to close to the heights Terry has scaled, with the Chelsea captain claiming on Tuesday […]
11 years ago

Harry Kane’s cousin wins £5k on acca thanks to his late, late goal v Villa
Keeping it in the family…
11 years ago

Nobody is more annoyed than Hibs at Twitter swapping favourites for hearts…
Plenty of people have been grumbling about Twitter’s rather pointless move to swap favourites for hearts, but spare a thought for poor Hibernian FC. The Scottish Division 1 side are the real victims of the change as they will now be constantly reminded about their bitter Edinburgh rivals Hearts every time someone favourites ‘likes’ one […]
11 years ago

Joe Cole is not only still playing football, he’s scoring absolute screamers (Video)
Pick it out!
11 years ago

Reports: Steven Gerrard could be set for a playing return to Liverpool
Holy sh*t
11 years ago

Rory McIlroy confirms legend status with this fine gesture to a fan on Facebook…
Rory McIlroy always comes across as a likeable guy – whether he’s winning another major, trolling Jose Mourinho on Twitter or saying he’d love to see Sir Alex Ferguson knock out Roy Keane. On Tuesday, the world No. 3 confirmed his status as a sound man by promising to send a fan one of his […]
11 years ago

Fans boo Van Gaal’s decision to sub Martial…but he couldn’t care less
They won, what more do ye want?
11 years ago

Manchester United fans are left very confused after 1-0 win over CSKA Moscow
Finally, a goal and a victory for Manchester United. But their supporters were left very confused by Tuesday’s narrow 1-0 win against CSKA Moscow. Despite Louis van Gaal remaining defiant about his team’s progress this week, United would have matched an embarrassing record with another 0-0 draw. Oct 24-Nov 7, 1992… That was the last […]
11 years ago

Angel di Maria’s little jig on the ball made a complete fool of Isco (Video)
Swivel of the hips and he’s gone
11 years ago

Paul Pogba provides superb chipped assist for Juventus equaliser (Video)
Paul Pogba is showing Manchester United what they’re missing. Again. The ridiculously talented 22-year-old, who left Old Trafford in 2012, set up team-mate Stephan Lichtsteiner with a wonderful chipped pass on Tuesday evening. Lichtsteiner, who only last month underwent life-threatening heart surgery, connected perfectly to fire Juventus level against Borussia Moenchengladbach… GOAL Lichtsteiner!! Great ball from Pogba. […]
11 years ago

Jimmy Kimmel is back with a new “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” video…
One of our favourite videos of the year
11 years ago

Still in the office and tonight’s accumulator already bust? Thanks, Atletico Madrid…
Never forget to check the kick-off time. If you want your accumulator to at least keep you in suspense until the latter stages of the evening, then don’t back the early game in the Champions League. Everyone knows that, right? It seems not, with some football fans on Twitter tipping Atletico Madrid to beat FC […]
11 years ago

Germany’s leaked Euro 2016 away shirt is an absolute monstrosity
Hideous
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal “irritated” by reports suggesting Ryan Giggs missed pre-match meeting (Video)
Louis van Gaal is not a happy man at the moment. His team have drawn their last three matches 0-0, Wayne Rooney’s role is subject to constant debate, and now there are reports that Ryan Giggs missed a pre-match meeting for Man United’s game against CSKA Moscow. Speaking to BT Sport prior to kick-off, Van […]
11 years ago

Paul Scholes questions Louis van Gaal’s Manchester United transfer policy (Video)
“You have to say – does he have a problem with forward players?” Paul Scholes isn’t holding back in his criticism of Louis van Gaal on BT Sport despite the Manchester United boss hitting back at the club legend’s comments last week. Discussing the Dutchman’s transfer policy before United’s clash with CSKA Moscow, Scholes questioned […]
11 years ago

Photos of a man passed out drunk in his taxi spread like wildfire on Facebook
He was pretty zonked
11 years ago

Marco Reus’ underwhelming pick as his favourite ever player has left Arsenal fans excited…
Liverpool and United on guard
11 years ago

Van Gaal sticks with Rooney in attack as United line-up against CSKA Moscow…
Despite recent criticism of Wayne Rooney’s performances, Louis van Gaal has decided to stick with the striker for Manchester United’s Champions League clash against CSKA Moscow. United have drawn their last three matches 0-0, leading to many supporters calling for change in the team’s front three – namely Rooney dropping to the bench. But Van […]
11 years ago

Robbie Savage responds to stinging John Terry criticism…
Robbie Savage has responded to John Terry’s criticism after the defender dismissed the pundit’s comments about his form this season. “When certain other people speak, maybe I don’t listen,” said Terry about recent negative feedback regarding his performances. “When players who haven’t had a career…come for people who’ve achieved what I achieved. Robbie Savage being one.” […]
11 years ago

Liverpool and Everton to battle it out for Barcelona winger (Video)
Kiss and Tello…
11 years ago

Men with beards are more likely to get into fights, study finds
Hair-raising revelations
11 years ago