
Man United youngster denies £10k indecent proposal for a threesome
Wasn’t me…
11 years ago
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Man United youngster denies £10k indecent proposal for a threesome
Wasn’t me…
11 years ago

Bad news if you’re planning to dress up for Star Wars: The Force Awakens
It seems that these days everyone has developed an uncontrollable urge to dress up – young kids, kooky students, darts fans, adults with unusual fetishes…everyone. Whether it’s the growing popularity of Halloween or the proliferation of comic book conventions that is to blame for this surge in fantasy garb, no one does it with quite […]
11 years ago

Sonny Bill Williams has serious competition for soundest All Black
Top bloke
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho has refused to answer to some big questions about Chelsea
Jose Mourinho is a man under immense pressure. After storming to the Premier League title last year, his second season of the Second Coming has seen his Chelsea side lose six in 11. The papers are on his back with talk of player mutinies, dressing room unrest and talk of owner Roman Abramovich sharpening the […]
11 years ago

Andros Townsend’s Tottenham Hotspur days could be numbered following bust-up
This could be the beginning of the end for Andros Townsend’s Tottenham Hotspur career. The winger may have even more reason to consider his Spurs future after last night’s incident at White Hart Lane. Townsend has been on the fringes of Mauricio Pochettino’s plans and has only really featured for the North London side during […]
11 years ago

The final series of Peep Show is here – take a sneak preview (Video)
One last look
11 years ago

Shia LaBeouf once stole Nike trainers and a Game Boy Pokemon
Shia LaBeouf has found himself behind bars five times and thinks it helps his creativity to reflect on his “screwups”. The actor, who was arrested last October for public intoxication, says he finds it “freeing to f**k up”. He said: “When I’m nervous in my creativity, I think of my failures in life and in art. […]
11 years ago

These new laceless black boots from adidas are a thing of beauty (Video)
Magnificent
11 years ago

Guy Garvey speaks candidly about tackling his demons
It’s fair to say Guy Garvey has lived a colourful life thus far. The Elbow frontman, 41, has admitted he would guzzle down bottles of booze prior to his songwriting sessions because he believed, at the time, that his blurred mentality allowed him to pen tracks more easily. He explained to The Guardian‘s Weekend magazine: […]
11 years ago

Spectre is breaking box office records – so will Daniel Craig want to go out on a high?
Spectre, the 24th James Bond film, has broken all-time box office records, which could influence Daniel Craig’s decision to return as the 007 spy. The actor, who is contracted to one more outing as 007, is yet to confirm whether he’s going to return. But with the news that Spectre has pulled in £41m in […]
11 years ago

Eva Carneiro set to make a return to football after Chelsea legal case
Eva return?
11 years ago

The world is waiting for a BIG Stone Roses announcement
Is it the resurrection?
11 years ago

Horrendous error sees Mets lose baseball’s World Series
Take me out of the ball game
11 years ago

Police receive backlash for ill-advised Wayne Rooney joke
It seems no one has told police forces in the UK that banter isn’t compulsory just because you have a Twitter account. Not long after Merseyside police issued a wholly inappropriate reply to a rape joke on social media, Greater Manchester Police made a joke about Wayne Rooney that wasn’t exactly well-received. Naturally, plenty of […]
11 years ago

A lot of people are finding this Conor McGregor and Ronda Rousey banner amusing
People can’t seem to get on board with the idea that the UFC are going to try to promote their biggest stars as much as possible. This week the UFC will hold its second Athlete Summit meeting which will take place in Las Vegas. Across Monday and Tuesday, a host of fighters on the roster […]
11 years ago

Sonny Bill Williams was rightly awarded a new winner’s medal at the World Rugby Awards (Video)
Proper order…
11 years ago

Premier League star was targeted by one of the world’s dumbest criminals
What an idiot!
11 years ago

Amusing tweet shows that the future of Scottish football looks really… tasty
These two starlets are a tasty combo…
11 years ago

The UFC made a right balls-up of wishing lightweight Eddie Alvarez happy birthday
Using a calender is hard…
11 years ago

Brave Tottenham youngster plays for Under-21 team despite learning of his sister’s imminent death
He dedicated the victory to her memory…
11 years ago

David Beckham really wasn’t happy to be mistaken for Ricky Gervais
How do you confuse these two?
11 years ago

This unfortunate own goal sent Dirk Kuyt’s Feyenoord to defeat (Video)
This is terrible!
11 years ago

Wayne Rooney could make multi-million pound switch from Nike to Adidas
His lack of form might be one of the main topics of Manchester United’s start to the season, but it seems Wayne Rooney will have no shortage of offers when it comes to commercial deals. Currently paid £1m-a-year with his current deal with Nike, it now appears that Adidas would like the Manchester United and […]
11 years ago

German third-tier club unfurl one of the greatest banners ever seen in football (Video)
Dynamo Dresden surely have some of the greatest fans in Europe. They might only be in the third tier of German football, but their supporters are absolutely in incredible. You might have seen us write about this incredible video of the Dresden faithful – now in Germany’s Liga 3 – where they regularly attract 27,000 to […]
11 years ago

Danny Dyer follows Jose Mourinho incident with bizarre Twitter feud
After the incident with Jose Mourinho during West Ham’s victory over Chelsea, Danny Dyer has generated a few headlines. Now the Eastenders actor has embarked on a Twitter feud with an ex-Strictly Come Dancing dancer, James Jordan. Dyer’s on-screen wife, Kellie Bright, is currently on the show, and produced a VT which appeared to be all […]
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp provides stern response when asked if Liverpool can challenge for the title
Regardless of the fact that Chelsea are far from last season’s best, Liverpool’s 3-1 victory at Stamford Bridge was still impressive. After beginning with three draws, victory over the Premier League champions was Liverpool’s second win in a week following the win over Bournemouth in the League Cup. While it might appear that Klopp’s new side have […]
11 years ago

Manchester City made an audacious attempt to prise youngster away from Manchester United
Staggering wages…
11 years ago

Merciless Liverpool fans take the p*ss out of sad Chelsea supporter
Cruel…but funny
11 years ago

Conor McGregor wasn’t lying when he said he fought with Game of Thrones star (Video)
Flow sparring
11 years ago

Borussia Dortmund defender suffers TRIPLE nutmeg (Video)
Inside out
11 years ago

Dan Carter was on the end of a Rock Bottom during the World Cup final (Video)
Good God almighty
11 years ago

Can you do better/worse than these terrible Halloween footballer puns?
Can you do any better than this? With a packed football schedule this Halloween, we asked for the best/worst puns you can come up with – hoping for some to rival our own efforts ‘Louis van Ghoul’ and ‘Spectre Boollerin’. Which is the worst Halloween football pun? Let us know if you have any more… […]
11 years ago

Australia count the cost of a brutal first half assault by New Zealand (Gifs)
Gruesome stuff
11 years ago

Arsenal fans celebrate 2000 goals under Arsene Wenger
Millenium man…
11 years ago

Mourinho believes he will be given more time at Chelsea despite Liverpool defeat (Video)
Jose Mourinho believes he will be given more time to turn things around at Chelsea despite the Blues suffering their sixth defeat of the season against Liverpool. Speculation is rife that Mourinho will be sacked following the 3-1 defeat at Stamford Bridge, but the manager remains defiant. “Do you believe that you’ll be given enough […]
11 years ago

High school teacher thrills pupils with his Drake ‘Hotline Bling’ dance (Video)
Cool lesson…
11 years ago

Mourinho hints at the end of the road with bizarre post-match interview (Video)
End times?
11 years ago

Manchester United name an attacking line-up for Crystal Palace trip
Louis van Gaal has gone with an attacking line-up for Manchester United’s trip to Crystal Palace as the Red Devils look to bounce back from their midweek League Cup exit against Middlesbrough. Wayne Rooney leads the line once more, with Anthony Martial presumably taking up his place on the left. Fan favourites Juan Mata and […]
11 years ago

Even by Arjen Robben’s standards this is a horrendous dive (Video)
Awful
11 years ago

David James makes preposterous claim about David de Gea and Real Madrid…
Hindsight is a wonderful thing
11 years ago

Even the players can’t disguise their excitement ahead of World Cup final
No more sleeps
11 years ago

Man United hold a spooky record in matches they’ve played on Halloween…
There’s something very apt about Manchester United’s record in Halloween fixtures. The Red Devils have played 18 times on October 31st, resulting in 6 wins, 6 draws and 6 defeats. Spooky, right? Louis van Ghoul will be hoping the number of the devil is a lucky omen for his team at Crystal Palace… Manchester United's record […]
11 years ago

Liverpool boss Jürgen Klopp takes the p*ss out of Jordan Ibe in training (Vine)
Das ist gut
11 years ago

Bayern Munich troll Spurs on Twitter over Champions League failure…
Bayern Munich expertly took down Tottenham’s Twitter account on Friday evening after their 0-0 draw at Eintracht Frankfurt. The Bundesliga leaders were looking for their 11th consecutive win since the start of the season, which would have matched Spurs’ record set all the way back in the 1960/61 campaign. 11 wins to start the season […]
11 years ago

It looks like Robbie Keane and Steven Gerrard won’t be returning to Europe on loan…
No swapsies
11 years ago

Jamie Carragher says Jose Mourinho has made his own problems this season after Eva Carneiro fall-out…
Jamie Carragher believes Chelsea would be wrong to sack Jose Mourinho, but says the manager has created many of his own problems this season. In his column for the Daily Mail, Carragher questions Mourinho’s wisdom in giving his players an extra week off over the summer – which saw Diego Costa return overweight – and […]
11 years ago

Wilfried Zaha says David Moyes never gave him a chance at Man United…
Wilfried Zaha says he “doesn’t feel anything” towards Manchester United after he was ditched so soon into his Old Trafford career. Speaking to the Daily Mail, Zaha expressed his frustration at rumours he was seeing David Moyes’ daughter, and argues that he was never really given a fair chance by the Scot. “The thing that […]
11 years ago

Damien Duff reveals how a “hug and a kiss” from Jose Mourinho can make all the difference
Special relationship
11 years ago