
Peppa Pig predicted Christian Benteke’s Stamford Bridge winner… or so Crystal Palace think
Eerily similar…
9 years ago
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Peppa Pig predicted Christian Benteke’s Stamford Bridge winner… or so Crystal Palace think
Eerily similar…
9 years ago

Liverpool fan brings his own yellow card to the Merseyside Derby
No. Just no.
9 years ago

St Petersburg blast kills ‘at least 10’ as Vladimir Putin confirms investigations are taking place to determine their cause
‘About 50’ are believed to have been injured
9 years ago

You don’t have to wait until next September to play Fifa 18…
Worth knowing for the Fifa enthusiasts out there…
9 years ago

Sir Tom Jones drops the F-bomb during The Voice’s live final
An apology soon followed…
9 years ago

‘Positive’ Juan Mata gives update as he recovers from groin surgery
Will he return before the end of the season?
9 years ago

Chris Sutton had to mention Rangers in his congratulatory message to Celtic
He might have a point, though…
9 years ago

Stormzy admits that he fell for BBC Three’s David Attenborough April Fool
Oh mate…
9 years ago

Watch Bastian Schweinsteiger embarrass opponent during MLS debut
He makes it look easy…
9 years ago

Dermot O’Leary puts in legendary appearance on Ant and Dec’s ‘Get Out Of Me Ear’
Incredible… just incredible
9 years ago

Rafael Da Silva forgets the golden rule when making ‘worst April Fools’ joke ever’
At least we *think* it was a joke…
9 years ago

Jose Mourinho reportedly wants to bring back another Manchester United old boy to Old Trafford
How predictable…
9 years ago

Gary Barlow explains why he suddenly walked off The One Show
Viewers were concerned by the Take That man’s sudden departure
9 years ago

We hope Marco Materazzi’s great grandfather realises what his t-shirt means
Either Materazzi Sr doesn’t quite get it, or he’s very proud of his anatomy
9 years ago

Many find this video of airport security patting down young boy for TWO minutes deeply disturbing
This doesn’t seem right. Watch until the end.
9 years ago

Liverpool to officially unveil classy new 125th anniversary crest and home shirt in April
This beauty is going to sell like hotcakes
9 years ago

McDonald’s are making welcome changes to one of their most popular burgers
Meat, meat and more meat. We all have our favourite item on the McDonald’s menu, but when it comes to making improvement to the Quarter Pounder, we’re certain that burger lovers don’t have a lengthy list of suggestions. Just make it bigger and add more meat. We’re simple folk. Well, McDonald’s have been listening because by […]
9 years ago

The original Aunt Viv from Fresh Prince is not happy about that reunion photo
She had some harsh words for some of the cast
9 years ago

Liverpool fans seem very eager to tempt fate ahead of Merseyside derby
Is this justified confidence, or seriously tempting fate?
9 years ago

Everyone’s taking the piss out of this Sky Sports breaking news about Arsene Wenger
Much Ado about Nothing
9 years ago

People are having very mixed feelings about Katy Perry playing Glastonbury
A controversial booking
9 years ago

WATCH: Ben Shephard trying to give Susanna Reid a lift on morning telly doesn’t quite go to plan
Great life and jerk technique…pity about the landing
9 years ago

Manchester United fans react to £40m Eric Dier story
They’ve got no i-Dier
9 years ago

Eating this nut with your breakfast can help burn fat
Add this to your shopping basket for a kick-start to your day.
9 years ago

Props to the makeup artist who did the impossible to David Beckham
It’s still a better look than those cornrows he had. During his career, we all became used to seeing David Beckham changing his hairstyle on a monthly basis. It all started with the ‘curtains’ haircut when he chipped Neil Sullivan from the halfway line. What about the blond mohawk that he sported during the 2002 World […]
9 years ago

Rihanna recreated the iconic ‘shower scene’ in Bates Motel and it got people talking
RiRi recreates horror history. Given the fact that Bates Motel is in its fifth season and has been nominated for Emmy Awards, Critics’ Choice Awards and Satellite Awards, it’s fair to say that the psychological horror-drama series is a firm favourite with viewers. This being said, the show is approaching its finale and the producers have decided […]
9 years ago

FIFA ban Lionel Messi just hours before Argentina’s game with Bolivia
Messi is said to be devastated
9 years ago

Turkish starlet linked with Premier League giants nearly rips the net from the goal frame with stunning strike
Pick that one out…
9 years ago

Excitement builds as two University Challenge greats prepare to do battle for a place in the final
So good, it should be on PPV
9 years ago

‘Leaked’ designs reveal Chelsea’s next home kit could be a real blast from the past
Nike appear to have been inspired by a shirt from 30 years ago…
9 years ago

A lot of people were creeped out by Michael Owen’s Mother’s Day message
Is this really that bad?
9 years ago

Lots of viewers are saying the same thing about the new Top Gear
…and it’s not good for the show’s previous hosts, either.
9 years ago

Jamie Vardy reveals his shiner was nothing to do with punching himself in the face
Or head-butting the floor…
9 years ago

Jonathan Wilkes takes credit for Jermain Defoe’s scoring return to international football
You know, Robbie Williams’ mate…
9 years ago

Joe Hart lets Bradley Lowery and Jermain Defoe lead England out at Wembley
A lovely touch
9 years ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger destroys online troll who used offensive remark towards Special Olympics athletes
Superb from Arnie here. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a huge advocate of the Special Olympics, especially since it was founded by his former mother-in-law. Over the last few days, the star of Predator and Terminator has been hanging out with the athletes in Austria. Earlier this week, he joined the winning Irish ski team – […]
9 years ago

WATCH: Everyone was blown away by Hugh Grant’s incredibly poignant Love Actually 2 speech
“Good is going to win, I’m actually sure of it…” – what an incredibly – and very timely – speech.
9 years ago

Tony Bellew leads well-wishes to Republic of Ireland captain Seamus Coleman
We too wish him a speedy recovery
9 years ago

Here’s the trick that supermarkets use to control how quickly (or slowly) you walk
New research has shown that supermarkets can control our walking speed while we shop, just by changing the pattern on the floor. An interesting (and slightly unnerving) new study carried out by the Rotterdam School of Management, Erasmus University, has demonstrated that retail managers can persuade their customers to walk at the ideal pace (either […]
9 years ago

Inside Jameson Distillery Bow St. – We take a look around their newly renovated home
Brought to you by Jameson. Whiskey, history and a little bit of magic. With £9.5m million spent on renovating the new Jameson Distillery Bow St., you kind of expect it to look amazing. And it certainly doesn’t disappoint. It hits you as soon as you walk into the bar area and see the high roof and […]
9 years ago

Everyone made the same joke as Spurs are granted permission to play at Wembley
Inevitable…
9 years ago

Chris Eubank Jr mocks Tony Bellew’s victory over David Haye after “better belts in Matalan” comment
Just boxers saying mean things to other boxers, really…
9 years ago

Robbie Fowler shares the hilarious story of how he ended up on Real Madrid’s open-top bus celebrations
“It was a great night. Surreal actually”
9 years ago

Sources close to Antoine Griezmann believe Man United deal is ‘on the verge of completion’
A matter of time?
9 years ago

Chris Kamara has his say on Jeff Stelling’s possible retirement
Panic over…
9 years ago

Harry Kane responds perfectly to Piers Morgan’s Arsenal shirt tweet
All in the name of Comic Relief
9 years ago

Lukas Podolski reveals what Joe Hart said to him after his wonder goal
What a way to bow out of international football
9 years ago

Police have identified Westminster attacker as Khalid Masood
The individual is a 52-year-old man from the West Midlands.
9 years ago