Kylian Mbappe’s Fifa rating will definitely be needing an upgrade…
Not that you can really blame the guys at Fifa too much
9 years ago
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Manchester United fans applaud Jose Mourinho’s extraordinary defence of Paul Pogba
“He deserves respect”
9 years ago
Sleeping woman’s headphones explode on flight to China
Poor woman. You may want to avoid this type of headphones on flights.
9 years ago
Has Maisie Williams let slip that Sansa Stark will be killed in Season 7 of Game of Thrones?
GoT killing off a major character? Come off it
9 years ago
Jose Mourinho has reportedly identified an Antoine Griezmann alternative
On to the next one…
9 years ago
Anthony Martial seemed to thoroughly enjoy Manchester City’s Champions League misery
United fans are already asking him for a favour…
9 years ago
Ex-footballer arrested in Colombian drug trafficking case
Extradition efforts have begun.
9 years ago
Wilfried Zaha was caught showing off serious tekkers in training ground car park
Serious skills from the Palace winger…
9 years ago
WATCH: Paul Merson pulls another Paul Merson with Leicester prediction
He’s like the reverse Midas – everything he touches turns to sh*t
9 years ago
Samir Nasri sees red after this confrontation with Jamie Vardy
Wonderful
9 years ago
Family from hilarious interrupted BBC interview return for take two
TV gold, yet again
9 years ago
This clip from the BBC’s FA Cup coverage is being described as the ‘most Everton video ever’
Liverpool fans were loving this
9 years ago
Here’s why we might be seeing as many as eight substitutions at Stamford Bridge on Monday
This one could be a quiz question in years to come
9 years ago
Man United fans question Jose Mourinho’s decision not to play Eric Bailly at Stamford Bridge
Have they got point?
9 years ago
Chelsea vs Man United team news: Marcus Rashford STARTS for Jose Mourinho’s side
The United youngster has recovered from his illness
9 years ago
Jose Mourinho might be about to spring a Marcus Rashford-shaped surprise on Chelsea
Will he be involved?
9 years ago
Stoke loanee reopens ‘Wet Wednesday night’ debate by helping down Messi’s Barcelona
Remember this guy, Stoke fans?
9 years ago
Liverpool fans will agree with Gary Neville’s damning assessment of Emre Can
“No wonder they concede goals”
9 years ago
This image of Harry Kane’s horribly twisted ankle will have Spurs fans concerned
Spurs fans fear the worst
9 years ago
Marco Verratti has hired a lawyer and may sue L’Équipe, agent claims
A lawyer who previously represented Franck Ribéry has been contacted
9 years ago
Alberto Moreno’s bizarre new animal tattoos show why he’ll never be a top defender
Yes, that’s a panda wearing a monocle
9 years ago
A new crackdown could hit anyone who illegally streams football using Kodi
Measures are being taken
9 years ago
Gareth Bale question results in absolutely terrible quiz show answer on Tipping Point
What is it with footballers and terrible answers on daytime quiz shows?
9 years ago
Angel di Maria’s wife hastily deleted a Simpsons-themed post about the Barcelona-PSG referee
It disappeared from Instagram pretty quickly
9 years ago
There’s no place place for Zlatan Ibrahimovic in our combined Manchester United and Chelsea XI
Some tough choices had to be made…
9 years ago
This man’s live interview on BBC News is hilariously interrupted by his two children
Superb! Professor Robert Kelly was talking about South Korea live on BBC News this morning when the door of his home office opens behind him and in wanders a toddler. Kelly doesn’t even turn to look at the child, just blindly pushing them away from the camera, when a SECOND child enters the room, this […]
9 years ago
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9 years ago
QUIZ: Name every team Xabi Alonso scored against for Liverpool
14 teams, three minutes. Go!
9 years ago
Manchester City mocked (again) for empty seats at the Etihad
Here we go again…
9 years ago
Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s time at Manchester United may be coming to an end as big-money offer comes in
It would be hard for him to turn down this kind of cash
9 years ago
Michael Owen’s reaction to Barcelona’s late winner is not what you’d expect from a former Real Madrid man
He’s normally so loyal to his former clubs…
9 years ago
Michael Owen’s assessment of Edinson Cavani has come back to haunt him
Oh, Michael…
9 years ago
Brazilian football club mark International Women’s Day with special messages on their shirts
‘a rape every 11 minutes’
9 years ago
Bournemouth’s statement forgot to mention something about Tyrone Mings’ ‘excellent disciplinary record’
That disciplinary record sounded so impressive, too
9 years ago
Giant Kinder Eggs have been brought back just in time for Easter
It’s what we’ve all been crying out for
9 years ago
Coroner confirms George Michael died of natural causes
There will be no inquest held.
9 years ago
John Terry’s fantasy five-a-side team features a World Cup winner on the bench
Messi and Ronaldo also get a game…
9 years ago
Sol Campbell almost turned down Arsenal for European giants
Could this have encouraged more English footballers to play abroad?
9 years ago
QUIZ: Name every team to beat Arsenal this season
You have two minutes…
9 years ago
Liverpool are comfortably a top four club if you’re going by their newly released wage bill
Climbing the table doesn’t come cheap
9 years ago
It wasn’t just his teammates dwarfing N’Golo Kante ahead of Monday’s West Ham game
Viewers miss nothing…
9 years ago
Tyson Fury appears to confirm he’s returning to boxing in a matter of weeks
Unexpected…
9 years ago
David Haye breaks post-fight social media silence
Upbeat
9 years ago
The trailer has arrived for Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix stand-up shows
Just a few weeks to go until the shows are released
9 years ago
Watch Wayne Rooney congratulate Tony Bellew on his victory over David Haye
The England captain was delighted for his fellow Liverpudlian
9 years ago
Pep Guardiola hates being asked about Sergio Aguero
“He’s so happy, I’m so happy, we’re so happy”
9 years ago
