I was saying boo-urns…

12 years ago

A combined Man United and Man City team without Paul Scholes, Eric Cantona or David Silva? *Reaches for tin hat* There isn’t even a place for Sun Jihai or Tom Cleverley. Big decisions had to be taken to squeeze just 11 of Manchester’s finest into one team ahead of Sunday’s derby but we’ve come up with […]

12 years ago

Up or down?

12 years ago

Not your usual Nirvana performance…

12 years ago

The wait is finally over. Liverpool have revealed their new home shirt for next season…and it’s RED. A packed Anfield crowd celebrated the launch of the New Balance strip, while Twitter had a titter about the irony of the manufacturer’s name and Steven Gerrard… This is the new Liverpool's home kit for the season 15/16. […]

12 years ago

This is a pretty close call…

12 years ago

Oh Stuart…

12 years ago

This is pretty touching..

12 years ago

Who knew you could use the law to your advantage?

12 years ago

There’s a huge weekend of Premier League action ahead, so we’ve picked the big storylines you’ll need to look out for. No need to thank us… 1. A comparison between Sherwood and Pochettino’s win percentages The People’s Gaffer is back at the Lane on Saturday with a point to prove following his exit last summer. […]

12 years ago

OUTTA MY WAY, IT’S AN EMERGENCY!

12 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

12 years ago

NOPE…

12 years ago

Norwegian blue…

12 years ago

Using psychedelic drugs is a safe as riding a bike or playing a game of football, the heads of a drugs research organisation have claimed. Legal argument aside for a moment: Judging by this horror-show Sunday League compilation video, we’d be forced to agree. Teri Krebs and Pål-Ørjan Johansen argue in the Lancet Psychiatry journal […]

12 years ago

Lost in numbers…

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288 appearances. 300 goals. There’s a term they use in sport science – outlier. Basically, it’s a nice way to label someone a freak without actually calling them a freak. You’re just saying that they lie outside the curve. A freak suggests something flukey, you see. Something not right. But it also suggests something so completely out of the […]

12 years ago

Adam Richman has dropped the V-Bomb…

12 years ago

Somebody needs to check on Alastair Stewart…

12 years ago

‘How about a hole in one?’ he quipped before the shot…

12 years ago

He probably would’ve got it if his name was Allardici. You could maybe say close call but considering Steve McClaren beat him to the post, we’re not sure if England really were better off. But the disappointment of missing out on the national job still irks big Sam and no dossier is going to make him […]

12 years ago

Everyone knows that your normal body temperature is only 37 degrees Celsius. When you’re taking to Instagram to prove your sickness though, surely you must realise that your career has taken a turn somewhere. Mario Balotelli missed Liverpool’s FA Cup victory last night at Ewood Park. The Reds saw off Blackburn 1-0 in their quarter […]

12 years ago

5 words of delicious news for you…

12 years ago

United after Dani Alves So it seems Louis van Gaal is finally thinking about playing a full-back at full-back. Manchester United are hot on the tails of Brazilian right-back Dani Alves, the Daily Mirror report. The 31-year-old has been offered a new contract at Barcelona but, after 13 seasons in La Liga, he could be lured to Old Trafford with […]

12 years ago

Manchester mates get embroiled in a DIY tattoo prank-war…

12 years ago

This is an amazing feat of memory…

12 years ago

Tractors are much better than Dodge Vipers…

12 years ago

If you don’t like spoilers this probably isn’t for you… Chelsea – Inception After returning to Stamford Bridge, Jose Mourinho implanted the idea into Roman Abramovich’s head that they were actually best friends and the Chelsea owner wanted to give him whatever transfer kitty he asked for. Then, after his first attempt failed, Jose went further into the deepest recesses […]

12 years ago

Just 28 more days of this, guys: hang in there…

12 years ago

Kids these days. It’s one thing not respecting your elders but, when your elders are Zinedine Zidane, then you’d better make sure you genuflect before him. Not so for Martin Odegaard, it seems, who is reportedly showing signs of too-big-for-his-bootsiness at Real Madrid amid claims he’s refusing to train at the Spanish club. Despite the clamour for his signature and what was […]

12 years ago

Seriously, this is weird…

12 years ago

Londoners: Find out if any Nazi bombs fell on your street…

12 years ago

You may have seen Fabio Aurelio’s desperate plea to play in the Liverpool All Stars match a couple of weeks ago… Well now Andrea Dossena has allegedly tried to beat the Brazilian in the club’s embarrassing former left-back stakes. The Italian, who currently plays for Leyton Orient, was arrested and released on bail after an incident at […]

12 years ago

The era of the caveman is over. What on earth did we do with our lives before zlaaatan.com? It doesn’t bear thinking about. We can now rejoice, however, after Sweden’s favourite son was recognised by the good folk at SweetPop who have devised this wonderfully unnecessary homage to the Paris Saint-Germain striker. Zlaaatan.com is linked to Google, it […]

12 years ago

Crime never pays…

12 years ago

This is why some people can’t have nice things…

12 years ago

1. He’s just trying to win football matches, mate 2. He gave birth to Harry Kane Don’t ask to see a picture… 3. He gets the players’ banter 4. He doesn’t need much to work miracles… …only the most expensive footballer in history. 5. He’s a proper coach Guts. Balls. Bollocks. Sherwood wants to see them all. 6. […]

12 years ago

Today’s news. In 5 words…

12 years ago

A man accused of murdering his friend in a hit-and-run incident has said he only wanted to “scare” the dad-of-two for “banter”. Micheal Haigh, 25, admits to being the driver of the Jeep Cherokee which struck Ryan Kennedy and smashed him into a wall in Norris Green, Liverpool. Haigh claims he hit his “best mate” […]

12 years ago

This could be the sad end to Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool career: Watching from the stands on a dreary Wednesday night at Ewood Park. The #GetGerrardToWembley movement already feels like Liverpool fans have perhaps sold themselves short. Last year, they were dreaming of an overdue Premier League medal and a return to Europe’s top table in the Champions […]

12 years ago

Stick to the football, lads. Unless you’re Freddy Adu. Then, by all means, milk the cow while you can. There are some commercial deals that will outlast the memory of footballing accomplishments; we’ve compiled a list of the worst that should make you feel slightly less envious about failing to make the big time… Freddy Adu – Campbell’s Soup The […]

12 years ago

We thought you were supposed to leave uni broke?

12 years ago

Reaction Engines want to cut flight time to the Far East to three hours…

12 years ago

Or, Benedict CHOCObatch if you’d prefer…

12 years ago

If only there was a spellcheck IRL…

12 years ago

Don’t p*ss Felipe off. Just race and score points for the team, that’s all he’s asking for. The Brazilian made it clear that he doesn’t want his Williams teammate Valtteri Bottas to make a habit of missing the chance to win valuable points after the Finn skipped the Australian Grand Prix with a back injury. “Sometimes people think ‘OK […]

12 years ago

The champion is back in town and he can sense the buzz in the air already. But poor Jenson Button isn’t feeling it ahead of this weekend’s Chinese Grand Prix. Lewis Hamilton is psyched ahead of his return to a familiar stomping ground and, having won the race for a third time last year, he has a […]

12 years ago

Zorbing in New Zealand looks like the best…

12 years ago

Who just *has* a chainsaw handy?

12 years ago

Conor McGregor is getting plenty of attention at the moment as the clock ticks down towards his UFC clash against Jose Aldo. But you don’t hear much about the Irishman’s brother. Well, now there’s a chance to remedy that with this video focusing on McGregor’s estranged sibling who also happens to be quite handy at […]

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