In the future, all news should be made by Cassetteboy.
The Guardian have asked the YouTube genius to remix some recent stories into a funny but slightly dystopian one-and-a-half minute bulletin.
The result sees ITV News presenters and correspondents talking of Jeremy Clarkson running amok in London Bridge station; Prince Charles and One Direction becoming pornographers; and Prime Minister David Cameron finding an alternative calling.
Somebody should maybe check on Alastair Stewart though…
https://twitter.com/alstewitn/status/586101478508654592
H/t: The Guardian
