We would sooner take our chances with a rattlesnake…

11 years ago

End of the road for Jezza?

11 years ago

Bet he was gutted it wasn’t a chocolate factory…

11 years ago

Its a hard job, but somebody’s got to do it…

11 years ago

A living legend…

11 years ago

Tip: Get great abs and you’ll never have to buy a t-shirt again…

11 years ago

Mason has been a key player for Spurs this season…

11 years ago

He’s in JOE’s Champions League of legends…

11 years ago

He just won’t stop running…

11 years ago

Going out on a high…

11 years ago

We would have preferred a light sabre, but this will do…

11 years ago

The BBC is probably drafting grovelling apology letters as we speak…

11 years ago

The cheeky monkey…

11 years ago

It certainly wasn’t a case of Mo running, Mo’ problems…

11 years ago

Reggie’s still got it….

11 years ago

Love him or hate him, but you just can’t ignore him.

11 years ago

Anyone with a nut allergy might want to look away now…

11 years ago

John Urschel could school Carol Vorderman in maths…

11 years ago

Cancel the lipreader…

11 years ago

Sterling: On his way to Man City?

11 years ago

We were going to write the ‘mass debate’ joke, but we’re better than that…

11 years ago

He’s got a real head for defending…

11 years ago

But she vowed to open it straight back up…

11 years ago

Koscheck also lost to Jake Ellenberger in the UFC just THREE weeks ago…

11 years ago

We wonder if it was a mephe-drone…

11 years ago

No wonder those doughnuts are so irresistible…

11 years ago

We’re glad the man got some justice…

11 years ago

This lad looks VERY handy in the cage…

11 years ago

BBC, get some nuts….

11 years ago

Bullseye’s Jim Bowen would surely approve of this…

11 years ago

Whatever will they ‘come up’ with next?

11 years ago

World record-breaking strongman Eddie Hall…

11 years ago

The sex parties have a strict entrance policy…

11 years ago

Friends will argue over literally anything…

11 years ago

If Carlsberg made trainers…they wouldn’t be anything close to these new Nikes….

11 years ago

The Terminator’s helmet-free cycling trips were, er, terminated…

11 years ago

We would love to see this film made…

11 years ago

You’ll never look at chicken the same again…

11 years ago

Why choose substance over style when you can have both?

11 years ago

There’s nothing like a kit leak to brighten an eclipse-darkened morning…

11 years ago

All the news you could ever need, in 5 words….

11 years ago

We need to get down the gym. Now.

11 years ago

Could classic characters like Mario be coming to your smartphone?

11 years ago

Oh my god! They nearly killed Kenny. At birth….

11 years ago

We’re hiding under our desks…

11 years ago

End of the road for Clarkson?

11 years ago

Even the sharks didn’t dare touch him…

11 years ago

The Pirate Party is coming….

11 years ago