Scientists find universe would die before monkey could type out works of Shakespeare

The theorem has been deemed 'misleading'

The theorem goes that if every monkey on earth was placed into a room each with a typewriter and typed at random a letter every second for long enough, one of these monkeys would eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare.

Despite sounding like some crazed science fair experiment, a pair of mathematicians from Australia have actually crunched the numbers and they believe the statement to be false.

The boffins deemed the theorem misleading, claiming that even if all of Earth's chimpanzees tapped away for the entire lifespan of the universe, they would “almost certainly” never end up writing all of Shakespeare's work.

For obvious reasons these mathematicians couldn't take actually monkeys and make them type until they drop, however, using the power of the mind, a solution could still be found.

The pair based their calculations off a single monkey typing for 30 years one key a second on a keyboard with 30 keys containing all the letter of the English language and basic punctuation.

After multiplying this single example upwards, they ultimately concluded that it would take a monkey longer than the lifespan of our universe to accidently write out the entirety of Shakespeare, - which, by the way, is an incredibly long time.

Our universe is predicted to last a googol of years, which is 10 to the power of 100, or just one followed by 100 zeroes.

Bearing in mind the Earth is expected to be consumed by the Sun in a mere few billion years, this is a very, very long time.

In fact there was only a 5% chance that a single monkey would randomly write out the word "bananas" in their lifetime, according to the study in the journal Franklin Open.

With the entire works of Shakespeare featuring 884,647 words, none of which are "bananas", the issue here becomes apparent.

"It’s not even like one in a million,” study co-author Stephen Woodcock of the University of Technology Sydney told New Scientist. “If every atom in the universe was a universe in itself, it still wouldn’t happen.”

However, despite these new challenges made, it is possible that people are getting the wrong end of the stick when it comes to this little thought experiment.

The infinite monkey theorem is often credited to French mathematician Émile Borel with the original idea serving as an illustrator for randomness and probabilitiy.

The original theorem states that if an infinite number of monkeys typed for an infinite amount of time they would eventually manage to write out any given text.

This is theorem hinges on the notion of infinity which is never ending, therefore meaning that the monkeys would theoretically end up writing any written work, including Shakespeare's.

What made the paper by these Australian mathematicians different is that they put a timeframe on the monkeys and a cap on how many would be typing.

However, with the difference between a theory and theorem being that a theorem can be proven while a theory can only predict, maybe it is time to start thinking about this apish thought experiment as the latter.