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Arsenal fans mock Chelsea for signing Kante when Xhaka is ’10x the player’
They Kante be serious
10 years ago
This video of Theresa May rapping the Fresh Prince theme is sensational
That’s a rap
10 years ago
Gotze is heading back to Dortmund as Liverpool fans claim they didn’t want him anyway
Dortmund bound
10 years ago
A fire near the Eiffel Tower should NOT be treated as suspicious
Not true.
10 years ago
At least 30 people dead as ‘attack’ truck drives into a crowd of people in Nice, France
Terrible news.
10 years ago
Newcastle fans love their stylish new kit but they’ve got one major problem with it
Geordie Best
10 years ago
Watch how Pogba reacted to being given a Man United shirt live on TV
Getting shirty
10 years ago
Man City’s Fernando thinks they won the FA Cup last season
Oops
10 years ago
Roberto Mancini lists watching porn as one of his pastimes
Blimey
10 years ago
Poor Boris Johnson can’t find his car whilst being hounded by the press
“Dude! Where is one’s car?”
10 years ago
Catalan channel went to the trouble of photoshopping out Ronaldo’s six-pack
Pathetic
10 years ago
Everyone is making the same cruel joke about the Prime Minister’s husband
Crumbs!
10 years ago
ITV political presenter apologises for photobombing BBC report
Wavey McWaveface
10 years ago
Boris Johnson has just been given one of the biggest jobs in government
He’s back
10 years ago
Willian pens new 4 year deal at Chelsea…and faces abuse from his own fans
We cannot explain it…
10 years ago
Manchester United fans are falling out of love with Mino Raiola
When you dance with the devil… It has been quite a summer at Old Trafford. A new chapter in the history of Manchester United got under way when Jose Mourinho took charge of the club following Louis van Gaal’s departure. He brought with him an impeccable CV, a whole load of baggage, and of course […]
10 years ago
Everyone is melting over how these kids reacted to Cristiano Ronaldo
Adorable.
10 years ago
The launch of Angela Eagle’s Labour leadership bid was beyond cringeworthy
Awkward
10 years ago
Watch Nani show off his beatboxing skills whilst Ronaldo dad-dances away
Totally rad…
10 years ago
The hilarious moment that Ronaldo was a little too passionate for his teammate
Ouch!
10 years ago
Moth infestation swarms Euro 2016 final…because they stupidly left the lights on
Moth balls
10 years ago
Bradley Cooper was definitely in the doghouse with Irina Shayk at Wimbledon
We know this look…
10 years ago
Desperate Van Gaal tried to buy Ighalo in January for £35m
£35m. Not £3.5m.
10 years ago
Mamadou Sakho ready to sue Uefa for depriving him of Euro 2016 glory
Missed opportunities
10 years ago
MMA fighter pleads for his mum to shut up whilst getting punched in the face
Embarrassing
10 years ago
6 reasons why Paul Pogba is easily worth £100m to Manchester United
Centurion
10 years ago
Snoop Dogg and The Game hold joint press conference with LAPD in a show of unity
Building bridges
10 years ago
Liverpool fans are ecstatic for Danny Ings as he thunders home a pre-season goal
Ings can only get better
10 years ago
Liverpool fans aren’t impressed with Firmino’s new hairstyle
Firmi-NO.
10 years ago
Valencia’s smart new kit is out – and it’s not what people expected
Stars and strips
10 years ago
The choice for England’s next football manager is obvious – You
England Expects – where you decide!
10 years ago
Welsh fans are sharing a newspaper article that expected – and wanted – them to lose
Karma
10 years ago
Hilarious photographer steals the show with brilliant method of snapping Welsh heroes
Brilliant!
10 years ago
The world applauds Wales on stunning semi-final achievement
YES!
10 years ago
Hal Robson-Kanu scores one of the greatest goals EVER with sensational Cruyff turn
Wow. Just…wow.
10 years ago
Forget the Euros, Wilfried Bony is putting on a dirty dancing show on Facebook
Parental guidance is advised
10 years ago
Sweary Welsh kid is censored by Euros logo in a case of perfect timing
FFS!
10 years ago
Tonight’s Graham Norton Show is a who’s who of Hollywood stars
The last one
10 years ago
Zlatan compares himself to Mayweather and Pacquiao in first MUTV interview
Signing of the century?
10 years ago
The first image of Zlatan in the red shirt of Man United…and his first official comments
It’s Zlatan time
10 years ago
Man United finally announce Zlatan in the most dramatic way
It is done. 24 hours after Zlatan Ibrahimovic announced to the world that he had chosen Manchester United as his next club, the Old Trafford outfit have finally announced the signing…with a video of Zlatan saying so. Fans had been waiting with baited breath for the club to officially confirm what everyone already knew – after […]
10 years ago
This footage shows why Crystal Palace’s new keeper is basically Neo from the Matrix
Cool. As. Fuck. Crystal Palace have completed something of a transfer coup by signing Marseille’s extremely highly-rated goalkeeper Steve Mandanda for a bargain £1.5m. The French international signed a 3-year-deal after passing a medical on Friday. But it’s not his 22 caps that impress us, nor the fact that he has been named Ligue 1 Goalkeeper […]
10 years ago
The new ‘Welcome to Manchester’ sign for Zlatan above City’s shop is genuinely hilarious
The big man has arrived.
10 years ago
All change at Man City with new kit, badge, manager, striker and website
All’s changed
10 years ago
Everton fans are getting very excited about Morgan Schneiderlin
Morgan free man?
10 years ago
Fans react with anger to Roy Hodgson’s ‘rude’ and ‘disgraceful’ farewell press conference
Oh dear.
10 years ago
People are mocking Rooney for ‘awful’ control and technique with damning video evidence
Wayne Ruin-y
10 years ago
England and Roy Hodgson provide a pathetic full stop to the darkest of weeks.
Pathetic.
10 years ago
Everything you need to know about Man United target Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Mkhitawho?
10 years ago
The exact moment that this Sky News presenter realised how f*cked we all are
Oh shit.
10 years ago

Arsenal fans mock Chelsea for signing Kante when Xhaka is ’10x the player’

This video of Theresa May rapping the Fresh Prince theme is sensational

Gotze is heading back to Dortmund as Liverpool fans claim they didn’t want him anyway

A fire near the Eiffel Tower should NOT be treated as suspicious

At least 30 people dead as ‘attack’ truck drives into a crowd of people in Nice, France

Newcastle fans love their stylish new kit but they’ve got one major problem with it

Watch how Pogba reacted to being given a Man United shirt live on TV

Man City’s Fernando thinks they won the FA Cup last season

Roberto Mancini lists watching porn as one of his pastimes

Poor Boris Johnson can’t find his car whilst being hounded by the press

Catalan channel went to the trouble of photoshopping out Ronaldo’s six-pack

Everyone is making the same cruel joke about the Prime Minister’s husband

ITV political presenter apologises for photobombing BBC report

Boris Johnson has just been given one of the biggest jobs in government

Willian pens new 4 year deal at Chelsea…and faces abuse from his own fans

Manchester United fans are falling out of love with Mino Raiola

Everyone is melting over how these kids reacted to Cristiano Ronaldo

The launch of Angela Eagle’s Labour leadership bid was beyond cringeworthy

Watch Nani show off his beatboxing skills whilst Ronaldo dad-dances away

The hilarious moment that Ronaldo was a little too passionate for his teammate

Moth infestation swarms Euro 2016 final…because they stupidly left the lights on

Bradley Cooper was definitely in the doghouse with Irina Shayk at Wimbledon

Desperate Van Gaal tried to buy Ighalo in January for £35m

Mamadou Sakho ready to sue Uefa for depriving him of Euro 2016 glory

MMA fighter pleads for his mum to shut up whilst getting punched in the face

6 reasons why Paul Pogba is easily worth £100m to Manchester United

Snoop Dogg and The Game hold joint press conference with LAPD in a show of unity

Liverpool fans are ecstatic for Danny Ings as he thunders home a pre-season goal

Liverpool fans aren’t impressed with Firmino’s new hairstyle

Valencia’s smart new kit is out – and it’s not what people expected

The choice for England’s next football manager is obvious – You

Welsh fans are sharing a newspaper article that expected – and wanted – them to lose

Hilarious photographer steals the show with brilliant method of snapping Welsh heroes

The world applauds Wales on stunning semi-final achievement

Hal Robson-Kanu scores one of the greatest goals EVER with sensational Cruyff turn

Forget the Euros, Wilfried Bony is putting on a dirty dancing show on Facebook

Sweary Welsh kid is censored by Euros logo in a case of perfect timing

Tonight’s Graham Norton Show is a who’s who of Hollywood stars

Zlatan compares himself to Mayweather and Pacquiao in first MUTV interview

The first image of Zlatan in the red shirt of Man United…and his first official comments

Man United finally announce Zlatan in the most dramatic way

This footage shows why Crystal Palace’s new keeper is basically Neo from the Matrix

The new ‘Welcome to Manchester’ sign for Zlatan above City’s shop is genuinely hilarious

All change at Man City with new kit, badge, manager, striker and website

Everton fans are getting very excited about Morgan Schneiderlin

Fans react with anger to Roy Hodgson’s ‘rude’ and ‘disgraceful’ farewell press conference

People are mocking Rooney for ‘awful’ control and technique with damning video evidence

England and Roy Hodgson provide a pathetic full stop to the darkest of weeks.

Everything you need to know about Man United target Henrikh Mkhitaryan

The exact moment that this Sky News presenter realised how f*cked we all are