This footage shows why Crystal Palace’s new keeper is basically Neo from the Matrix

Cool. As. Fuck.

Crystal Palace have completed something of a transfer coup by signing Marseille's extremely highly-rated goalkeeper Steve Mandanda for a bargain £1.5m. The French international signed a 3-year-deal after passing a medical on Friday. But it's not his 22 caps that impress us, nor the fact that he has been named Ligue 1 Goalkeeper of the Year four times, but rather his superb reactions and cool-as-you -like response to a fan missile on French TV last year. https://twitter.com/CPFC/status/748833616319307778 Marseille had just thrashed south-west rivals Toulouse 6-1, and Mandanda was taking part in a live post-interview at the side of the pitch. One disgruntled rival fan decided to express his annoyance by throwing a bottle of water at the reporter. Mandanda, using his ridiculous reflexes, reacted with cat-like speed to catch the bottle. Not only that, but he didn't even break from the interview and casually asked the reporter "Would you like some water?" So smooth it hurts... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQSZb8BghA