
Memphis Depay has his sights on an iconic Manchester United squad number
He can’t do it less justice than the last guy…
11 years ago
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Memphis Depay has his sights on an iconic Manchester United squad number
He can’t do it less justice than the last guy…
11 years ago

This is what the stars of the Mighty Ducks look like now
How many do you recognise now?
11 years ago

Netflix has some great new shows and films this August
You can never rely the weather during the summer, which is why we are welcoming these new additions to the Netflix line-up with open arms There’s something for everybody here with new comedy, fantasy, drama and action titles all being added to the online streaming behemoth’s impressive library. Here are some of the highlights that stood out […]
11 years ago

Bethe Correia appears to have learned absolutely nothing after being KO’d by Ronda Rousey
We’re not too sure if Bethe Correia is still feeling the effects of Saturday night’s knockout or if she really believes that she’s better than Ronda Rousey. The Brazilian suffered her first career defeat last weekend when UFC women’s bantamweight champion Rousey brutally knocked her out in just 34 seconds. But that has surprisingly done nothing […]
11 years ago

Kevin Bacon gets a grilling about his name
Kevin Bacon says make as much fun about him as you want – jokes about his name don’t bother him anymore. The actor says there’s no point getting aggravated by porky puns because it’s a natural target. He told Entertainment Tonight: “You have the last name Bacon, stuff comes up. Bacon, food jokes. When you […]
11 years ago

Jobseeker uses fantasy league team as his CV
Plenty of us spend hours working on our fantasy football teams, but not many would boast their selection on a CV. Recent graduate Jarrett Cundy has picked players who represent his strength in the workplace, although some are more tenuous than others. The team has been included in his applications for a variety of engineering jobs, […]
11 years ago

‘Iron Man’-style exoskeleton designed to make you feel old (Video)
Want to feel old? Spend a few minutes in this virtual ageing suit. It’s a form of futuristic virtual reality, but instead of hoverboards and entire meals in pill form, you just get weight gain, blurred vision and reduced muscle strength. It doesn’t sound all that fun if you ask us. The product has been […]
11 years ago

Ed Sheeran to make film debut in new Bridget Jones
Ed Sheeran is going to appear in the new Bridget Jones film. Scenes for ‘Bridget Jones’s Baby’ were filmed at his recent concert in Croke Park, Dublin. ‘Bridget’ was reported to be sitting on the shoulders of a mystery man in the audience, although it wasn’t Renée Zellweger. Producers used a stunt double so as […]
11 years ago

This 5-a-side keeper can’t even save his own blushes (Video)
You can’t blame his effort, but you can blame his s**t football skills. When Tennent’s T5 captured a group of Scottish pals playing 5-a-side at Pro-Soccer Glasgow, they were no doubt eager to impress in front of the camera. Sadly for one of the goalkeepers, the all-seeing eye was also able to record for posterity an almighty […]
11 years ago

Judge orders football thugs to pay a visit to their local rivals’ club shop
A judge dished out the ideal reprimand for hooligans in Germany – by making them spend money in their rivals’ club shop. Judge Karin Jung was proceeding over a case involving the supporters of local foes 1860 Munich and Bayern Munich. In 2014, three 1860 supporters set upon a lone Bayern Munich fan as the Sixties played their famous rivals’ […]
11 years ago

Dr Dre’s album will be streamed ahead of release
Great news for Dr Dre fans, but only if you’re an Apple customer…and happy to stay up late. The rapper’s greatly anticipated album ‘Compton: A Soundtrack’ is to be streamed on Apple Music on Thursday ahead of its official Friday release. ‘Compton: A Soundtrack’ will stream exclusively on Apple Music, local time from 6-9pm on August […]
11 years ago

The world’s top 10 highest-paid movie stars have been revealed…
The world’s highest-paid actors have been revealed and Robert Downey Jr should be pretty pleased with himself. The Iron Man star is the biggest earner thanks to his Marvel appearances, taking home a cool $80million in the past 12 months. This is the actor’s third year topping the list, which is compiled by Forbes. It seems stars such […]
11 years ago

Floyd Mayweather confirms opponent for his final bout
How do you follow the underwhelming ‘Fight of the Century’? With an even more underwhelming fight, it seems. Following his victory over Manny Pacquiao in May, Floyd Mayweather said: “My last fight is in September, then it’s time for me to hang it up.” Whether it will be his final fight or not remains to be seen, […]
11 years ago

Sky Sports News will get it right on the night, maybe…
Absolutely flawless?
11 years ago

Bale finds the net as Real Madrid beat Tottenham 2-0
Bale, Bale, Bale
11 years ago

Steven Gerrard schools Robbie Keane in car chip challenge (video)
When he’s not smacking footballs into his opponents’ faces from point-blank range, Steven Gerrard has been showing off his skills in a series of Five Star Chevy Challenges as he settles into life at LA Galaxy. Well, we say ‘showing off’, but the former Liverpool captain was taught a tough lesson by Robbie Keane the […]
11 years ago

Photoshoppers have a field day with Juan Mata holding a pitchfork…
Juan Mata doesn’t seem like a pitchfork-wielding maniac to us. But thanks to the power of Photoshop, we now know how it would look if the Man United midfielder went on the rampage. The Spaniard and his team-mates recently starred in a clip promoting United’s new home kit, in which they carried Red Devils’ pitchforks, as you […]
11 years ago

Americans try and find England, Ireland and Scotland on a map, most fail
Are Americans really this confused by geography? A few are. A group were put to the test on their knowledge of the UK and Ireland by having to label where England, Ireland and Scotland are on a map. ‘Are there two ‘t’s’ in Scotland?’, ‘Is Northern Ireland another country?’ – and the most spectacular, ‘I […]
11 years ago

Meet Pietro Tomaselli – the world’s most skilful 9-year-old
Pietro Tomaselli is around four foot tall and can’t watch a PG-rated film on his own, but everyone is talking about his amazing football skills. The nine-year old Belgian has been dubbed ‘Mini Messi’, and had the likes of Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester United and Manchester City all watching him with interest. https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/628505689694978049 In the end the ‘Pocket […]
11 years ago

Game of Thrones has some big casting news
We’d imagine a reunion on the set of Game of Thrones is just like the first day of school, only with murder, sex and betrayal. Season 6 is currently filming in Belfast and while we’ve speculated about new locations and *that* character returning (we know nothing) the producers have been busy adding some impressive new […]
11 years ago

P*ssed-up Brits alongside fitness motivation quotes (Photos)
All the drinking inspiration you’ll ever need…
11 years ago

British man dons camouflage to catch those who don’t clean up after their dogs
There might be more meaningful uses of camouflage, but this man’s efforts can’t be faulted for lack of practicality. Andrew Hawes has been hiding in bushes near his hometown of Leiston in Suffolk, filming those too lazy to clean up dog poo in the town’s green spaces. His camouflage outfit (not the new Everton kit) […]
11 years ago

Amazing Conor McGregor video shows every time he’s nailed a UFC prediction…
Spooky…
11 years ago

How cool does this natural Canadian waterfall slide look? (Video)
Awesome…
11 years ago

Turn your phone into a 3D hologram projector using tape and a CD case (Video)
The future is here my friends. We each have a 3D hologram projector in our pockets and don’t even know it. Those clever chaps at nerdist.com have figured out a way to make your smartphone project stunning 3D images – basically turning your iPhone into R2-D2. All you need is a CD case, something to cut […]
11 years ago

Watch a heavily disguised Cristiano Ronaldo fool people on the streets of Madrid…
Cristiano Ronaldo is a master of deception on the football field with his deft touches and tricks – and it seems his talents extend far beyond the pitch. The Real Madrid star dressed up in a bulky body suit with a wig and fake beard to fool people on the streets of the Spanish capital […]
11 years ago

This handy life hack will help make your iPhone charger last longer
Somebody needs to have a strong word with Apple about the durability of their chargers, more specifically the cable on their iPhone chargers. But until that happens, we’re stuck with these dodgy old ones, or at least we were before we discovered this life hack. We’ve all seen this happen… Here’s a quick and simple […]
11 years ago

Car for sale after vandals spray seven-foot penis on it (NSFW)
Anyone looking for a smart little run around? At just £200 for a Ford Fiesta with 67,000 miles on the clock, surely this must be worth a look? Granted, the paintwork may need some work. When vandals decide to use your car as a canvas to demonstrate their artistic flair, it’s understandably very annoying and might make […]
11 years ago

There was only ever one contender to star in the Ronda Rousey movie
This casting process was never going to take long. There aren’t too many actresses with the required blend of mixed martial arts ability and striking good looks needed to portray Ronda Rousey on the big screen. With that in mind, it’s no surprise to learn that Rousey herself will play the lead role in the upcoming […]
11 years ago

Man United have bought a crock, according to Pep Guardiola
Man United fans celebrating the signing of Bastian Schweinsteiger should hold their horses, according to the man who sold him. Pep Guardiola, who managed the German at Bayern Munich last season, claims that the midfielder’s fitness levels have declined year-on-year since 2012. The Telegraph report that Guardiola said: “Unfortunately, during the last three years [Schweinsteiger] was never in good […]
11 years ago

Noel Gallagher: “I don’t want my kids to be like me”
He’s not a bad dad…
11 years ago

This amputee’s amazing overhead trick shot is truly superb (Video)
Pick that one out!
11 years ago

Pete Doherty opens up about taking drugs
This is why you don’t do drugs…
11 years ago

Goalkeeper reacts brilliantly when fans throw a hamburger at him (Vine)
Well played sir…
11 years ago

Gianluigi Buffon beaten David Seaman-style in pre-season friendly…
Although Gianluigi Buffon is now at the ripe old age of 38, it still takes a lot to beat him. It helps, of course, if you can be incredibly flukey – just ask Romain Alessandrini. The Marseille winger opened the scoring in his side’s pre-season friendly against Juventus with a wondrous effort one of the luckiest strikes […]
11 years ago

Cecil the Lion and other endangered animals light up Empire State building (pics)
On Saturday night, one of the most famous buildings in the world was used to send a powerful message about animal welfare. The Empire State building was home to the one-day show ‘Projecting Change’, launched to promote new documentary ‘Racing Extinction’ which airs on Discovery Channel in December. Images of birds, bears and tigers were projected on to […]
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho throws away loser’s medal after Community Shield defeat
Jose Mourinho is a winner – that’s what he’ll tell you, and that’s what his results over the years have shown. Second place is nothing to him, and his runners-up medal from the Community Shield was gone before he’d even got back to the changing room. The Chelsea manager made a point to shake hands […]
11 years ago

Survey reveals the six words you should never say to a woman…
Yup, these are all pretty disgusting. Research by underwear company Knix Wear has revealed the six words women hate hearing the moist most – so gentlemen be warned. The research found that words connected with bodily functions or sex seems to gross women out. Duly noted. These six words sent a shiver down the spines of […]
11 years ago

Check out the teaser trailer for Zoolander II – or 2oolander – here (Video)
“If God exists, then why did he make ugly people?” So asks Derek Zoolander in the new teaser trailer for the long-awaited sequel to 2001’s smash hit about the dim-witted male model. It follows a profound introduction by a computerised voice that sounds remarkably similar to the one synonymous with our very own Stephen Hawking. […]
11 years ago

The startling effects of Coke on your body (Infographic)
It’s time to kick that Coke habit. This infographic showing what your body goes through during the immediate aftermath of having a can of Coca-Cola is certainly an eye-opener. We’re all for a nice cold glass of the fizzy stuff every once in a while but after seeing this, we’re not so sure we want another one. You’d […]
11 years ago

Ronda Rousey responds brilliantly to claims her body is ‘too masculine’ (Video)
This is why we have nothing by admiration for Ronda Rousey. Prior to UFC 190, which takes place in the wee hours of the morning on Sunday in Brazil, Rousey addressed some of the comments levelled at her appearance for being too ‘muscly’ or ‘masculine’. Speaking to UFC Embedded, she had some choice words for those who […]
11 years ago

Sky News anchor drops angry F-bomb during live broadcast (Video)
We reckon this fella should team up with Bill Turnball for the bluest news team on telly. Sky News anchor Ian King was interviewing Michelle Meyer, Deputy Head of US Economics at the Bank of America Merrill Lynch, when his language suddenly turned salty. No sooner had he asked her the first question then one of […]
11 years ago

This supercharged relay race is like Krypton Factor meets Takeshi’s Castle (Video)
We’re out of breath just watching this. We already know from the likes of Alexis Sanchez, Arturo Vidal and Gary Medel that Chileans are a tough bunch with boundless energy who won’t ever give up. But this lot take it to another level. Two super-fit relay teams compete at a startling rate over a merciless obstacle […]
11 years ago

The world’s smallest drone has zoomed straight to the top of our wish list (Video)
This little beauty is far too good for the kids. The SKEYE Nano Drone is the smallest quadcopter in the world at just 1.5 inches square. It is remote-controlled and can be charged via USB. The SKEYE has three settings and it is self-stabilising – meaning it won’t plummet to the ground if you take your […]
11 years ago

Laid off worker spends his notice period slam-dunking the cr*p out of a toy basket (Video)
This guy’s our new hero. When Jake H was laid off from his job and told to work his notice period in an empty office, he didn’t sit around and feel sorry for himself. Instead he went out creating this epic video of his best slam dunks into a toy Fisher Price basket to the tune […]
11 years ago

Stevan Jovetic: Mancini > Pellegrini
Following the completion of his 18-month loan move to Inter Milan, Stevan Jovetic has aimed a moany parting shot at Manuel Pellegrini. Speaking at his first press conference as a Nerazzurri player, the Montenegrin told Mediaset Premium of his Mancunian ordeal, and suggested others were unhappy with Pellegrini’s regime too. “I had problems at Manchester City – […]
11 years ago

Mexican goalkeeper pulls off stunning cat-like save in the weirdest way possible (Video)
We’re not sure goalkeeping coaches will necessarily approve, but this is remarkable. ESPN got themselves in a tizzy on Friday when they witnessed this superb save from Miguel Gallardo in the North American Soccer League. The Jacksonville Armada goalkeeper somehow managed to claw out a certain goal with his back to play with a spectacular save you […]
11 years ago

Cecil the Lion: The crass and trashy exploitation begins with this 24-carat phone
Remember the days when grief and sadness were sombre and deeply personal emotions? Well such times are well and truly over. Amidst unsavoury claims that certain charlatans can speak for a murdered animal, the industry around Cecil the Lion’s cruel death is ramping up big time. Perhaps the most vulgar and garish ‘tribute’ currently available […]
11 years ago

Introducing Rage Room: Alleviate stress by smashing sh*t up (Video)
This is a cracking idea – you, a baseball bat and a room full of breakables. Let mayhem commence… The folk at Battle Sports have come up with an ingeniously simple method of alleviating pent-up stress – you choose from a menu of household items including chairs, vases and plates, and then you are given 30 minutes alone in […]
11 years ago