Car for sale after vandals spray seven-foot penis on it (NSFW)

Anyone looking for a smart little run around?

At just £200 for a Ford Fiesta with 67,000 miles on the clock, surely this must be worth a look? Granted, the paintwork may need some work. When vandals decide to use your car as a canvas to demonstrate their artistic flair, it's understandably very annoying and might make you think twice about driving it. When it's a seven-foot penis they've lovingly sprayed onto your ride, it's a little more disconcerting... It seems for this poor owner, the hassle and cost of getting a respray clearly wasn't worth it. Any takers for the dickmobile? Cheers to Lawrence Kidd for sending this in.