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Your in over you’re head…
11 years ago
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How good is your grammar?
Your in over you’re head…
11 years ago

Conor McGregor now offered $3 million to fight this Polish MMA champion
That’s a lot of money…
11 years ago

This FINALLY explains why Eastenders’ Tracy rarely gets an opportunity to talk
Ahhh. Eastenders’ Tracy has often been referred to as ‘the silent barmaid’ with people wondering why she never gets much of an opportunity to chat on screen. It’s something that has been pointed out time and time again by avid soap fans and the reason behind it is actually quite simple. As pointed out by […]
11 years ago

Can you name these British comedians from just one of their jokes?
“Velcro. What a rip-off.”
11 years ago

Joe Rogan *really* wants to see Conor McGregor at UFC 200
Joe knows
11 years ago

James Corden pays an extremely touching tribute to Prince
James Corden has paid tribute to Prince on his show. James opened his show by giving a heartfelt emotional speech about the late singer. He spoke about being privileged to have seen Prince in concert many times and how we should all be grateful to have lived in a time when Prince was making music. […]
11 years ago

How many of these random ’00s Premier League players can you name?
How’s your memory?
11 years ago

IKEA issues warning after three children killed by same range of furniture
IKEA has issued a safety warning after three children lost their lives in tragic accidents involving the same range of furniture. All three fatal incidents involved items from the Malm range, and occurred when the furniture tipped over on top of the children. The most recent fatality was Philadelphia toddler Ted McGee, who died when […]
11 years ago

Cutest little kid in the world blames Batman for lipstick all over the mirror
Adorable. Two-year-old Noel used a pretty unique excuse when his mum asked him who put lipstick all over their mirror. In a video, Noel can be seen explaining who was responsible for the mess claiming Batman to be the guilty party. His mum Laura asks, “Noel, who drew on Mammy’s mirror?”, to which he replies, […]
11 years ago

The old video games in your attic could be worth a small fortune
How much?!
11 years ago

David Beckham’s son is being compared to Justin Bieber after this singing clip goes online
He’s got some pipes
11 years ago

This study proves your ‘grammar police’ mate is difficult and ‘less agreeable’
Are you one of those people who likes to point out people’s spelling and grammar mistakes (without being asked to)? Turns out there’s a connection between people who correct other people’s typos and how agreeable they are. According to Gizmodo, linguists from the University of Michigan have found that if a person is a stickler […]
11 years ago

Tinder’s new ‘share’ button will change the way you date online
She may not be your type, but perfect for your mate. It can be pretty frustrating when you stumble across someone on Tinder who isn’t your cup of tea, but who you know is right up your single mate’s street. Do you match her so you don’t lose your pal’s soulmate forever in the ether of cyberspace? Or swipe […]
11 years ago

Man’s controversial search for ‘girl of his dreams’ has seriously p*ssed people off
Australian man, Brok Heilsen, is searching for the ‘girl of his dreams’ after spotting her in a supermarket. While picking up some fruit and veg in Woolworths, Brok spotted the lady in question and this prompted an online campaign so he could meet her. (Why he didn’t just attempt to talk to her in the […]
11 years ago

Gogglebox favourites to quit the show to take part in Celebrity Big Brother
They’ll be missed. Gogglebox fans will be disappointed to hear that popular duo Stephen Webb and Chris Steed are set to leave the show to join Celebrity Big Brother. Two stories this week point to Stephen and Chris departing the TV review show to enter the CBB house, although the news is yet to be officially […]
11 years ago

JOE writers pick their Premier League teams of the year
The shortlist has been announced for the PFA Players’ Player of the Year, and it goes to show the strength of Leicester City’s season above all else. Three of the six nominees play for the Foxes, and – with the exception of David De Gea – there arguably aren’t any players who missed out when […]
11 years ago

Biggie Smalls’ mum confirms he’ll be touring again in 2016 – as a hologram
The future is weird. We are all aware of the recent developments in holographic technology which saw a very life-like Tupac Shakur performing at Coachella Festival in 2012. According to Rolling Stone, they are not genuine holograms, but something very close to the real thing. “Ironically, in its current version, hologram technology doesn’t even produce […]
11 years ago

Ryanair announces some VERY handy changes coming soon
Automatic check-in, simpler baggage options and more leg room? Yes please. As part of its ‘Always Getting Better’ campaign, Ryanair has announced some pretty exciting changes in the customer service department, including new business and leisure packages, easier baggage options and “one flick” payment systems. The airline is in year three of the initiative, and […]
11 years ago

The public have voted on their favourite Carpool Karaoke and there’s a clear winner
The Carpool Karaoke idea was a bit of genius. We all have our favourite guests, but who actually won out in terms of social media buzz? Well, Twitter have done some serious number-crunching to figure out who the most buzzed about carpool guests are. Adele might have been the most-viewed one on YouTube, but did she […]
11 years ago

French rugby player posts horrific selfie after his nose is sliced open during game
WARNING: This is very graphic…
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Research suggests there’s an unfair balance when it comes to oral sex
It’s possible that male resistance towards performing oral sex on women is something that develops early on in their sex lives. According to The Independent, a study was carried out on 71 individuals aged between 16 to 18 years of age. The research suggests that females are more likely to perform oral sex on their partner, even if […]
11 years ago

This is why you should always put your phone on flight mode before a flight
Note to self, always switch phone on flight mode before take-off. Most people would tend to switch their phone on flight mode before a flight, or even switch it off entirely. There was a worry that the currents from your phone could interfere with the electronics of the flight. While this is not the case […]
11 years ago

There’s a scientific reason why you have all those freckles
Did you know freckles actually also serve a higher purpose? Spotted on Cosmopolitan, YouTube Channel SciShow have put together a really interesting video explaining why some of us have them. Freckles are produced by cells called melanocytes, forming small bits of skin that have an increase in melanin (melanin is the protein that produces your skin, […]
11 years ago

Turns out flight attendants have a very good reason for pestering you to open your window blind
We’ve all been there, cosy on a long-haul flight after the stress of an airport. You settle down with your complimentary neck pillow and pull down the little blind on the porthole. It’s nap-time. That is until the flight attendant wakes you up and lets the harsh light in by yanking the blind back up. […]
11 years ago

This note is NOT what you want to read in your hotel room
Do not want. This is pretty sickening. When you’ve checked into your brand new hotel room, you assume everything is going to be squeaky clean, with all traces of the previous guests erased by housekeeping. Alas, one unfortunate Reddit user found this is not always true. They apparently ‘heard something crinkle when they settled in […]
11 years ago

You could win big with online casino LeoVegas this spring
There’s a £9 million jackpot up for grabs
11 years ago

4 out of 10 women would rather do this than have sex with you
Apparently the way to a women’s heart is through her belly. And more specifically, by catering to her sweet tooth. According to new research by Optiwell, 4 in ten women would rather give up sex than snacks. Yep, 40% of women would choose a cookie over nookie, a marshmallow over a fellow and a Twix […]
11 years ago

Turns out ‘Resting Bitch Face’ is universally recognised all over the world
‘Resting Bitch Face’ is a wonderful thing that apparently unites all of us across the globe. The expression can convey so much in such a short amount of time, and according to Marie Claire, it is interpreted in the same way across different cultures around the world. A study was conducted by Ohio State University […]
11 years ago

Don’t panic if you see this warning message on your WhatsApp
You may have noticed the below message appear in your Whatsapp overnight. It sounds a bit alarming but the good news is there’s nothing to worry about. No one is hacking your phone. The text messaging app has added ‘end to end’ encryption to its services, including voice calls so that no one bar you and […]
11 years ago

The football world pays tribute as former Italy coach Cesare Maldini dies aged 84
Cesare Maldini, a former player and manager with AC Milan and Italy and father of legendary defender Paolo Maldini, has died at the age of 84. The Maldini family announced this morning that Cesare died “the night between Saturday and Sunday”. Renowned as a classy defender, Cesare won four Serie A titles and a European […]
11 years ago

Study shows parents DO have a favourite child
Family feud
11 years ago

This Uncle Ben’s face-swap might be the weirdest one yet
As far as face-swaps go, this is one of the classier efforts we’ve seen. While we’ve enjoyed seeing Adele, Jeremy Corbyn and even a boob get the face-swap treatment, Cork man Dylan McSweeney decided that he wanted to trade places with none other than the parboiled rice king himself, Uncle Ben. Even the great man himself would […]
11 years ago

Why do sex toys keep washing up on this Irish beach?
Irish dildo mystery…
11 years ago

This brilliant hack will increase your iPhone storage massively
This is a godsend!
11 years ago

7 simple ways to drastically improve your sleep
Sweet dreams
11 years ago

David Luiz’s dream five-a-side team is like a 10-year-old playing Playstation
All out attack
11 years ago

Conor McGregor’s coach claims the UFC insisted on welterweight rematch with Nate Diaz
Interesting
11 years ago

Fast food workers have revealed the items you should never order
For those of you prone to wolfing down a six-pack of chicken nuggets in less than two minutes, this story will be pretty devastating. A Reddit thread has been garnering a lot of attention because the people participating in it either are or were fast food workers, and have revealed inside secrets which will have you […]
11 years ago

Someone posed for a selfie with the ‘EgyptAir hijacker’ during the hostage situation
And they say we’ve become desensitised. You know the drill, you’re on a plane, looking to enjoy a holiday in Cairo… All of a sudden, your plane is hijacked by a guy with a suicide belt. What do you do? There’s only one answer here, and that answer is make the most of this photo […]
11 years ago

PIC: We don’t know what to make of this savoury breakfast Easter egg
We get it – some people don’t like chocolate. This must be the worst time of year for those without a sweet tooth, as sickly sweet Easter eggs line the shelves of every supermarket and corner shop as far as the eye can see. One couple found a way around this problem…but we’re not convinced. Bacon. […]
11 years ago

PIC: This Adele face swap is as creepy as it is brilliant
Hello from the other side
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PIC: AC Milan’s leaked 2016/17 kit is a modern masterpiece
We’re in love
11 years ago

VIDEO: Here’s why you should never shave your pubic hair
No more manscaping
11 years ago

VIDEO: James Corden brilliantly breaks down some very British problems
James Corden may be a big-shot in the States, but he hasn’t forgotten where he came from. The Late Late Show star has been discussing some of the things that make us Brits tick in a new three-part series for streaming service Acorn TV. The appropriately titled Very British Problems sees Corden – among other familiar […]
11 years ago

Twitter tears Rio Ferdinand to shreds over Michael Owen-esque tribute to Johan Cruyff
The footballing world was rocked by the sad passing of Johan Cruyff, the godfather of Total Football. The Dutch legend died aged 68 after losing battle with cancer. Cruyff, who was diagnosed with lung cancer in October of last year, died on Thursday surrounded by his family members after the condition deteriorated. Obviously, tributes have been […]
11 years ago

Johan Cruyff’s final tweet perfectly encapsulates his true devotion to football
Football lost one of its all-time greats on Thursday when it was confirmed that Johan Cruyff has lost his battle with cancer at the age of 68. It’s hard to think of one person who has done more for football, as a player and a visionary, than the Dutch legend. And even as he neared the […]
11 years ago

These are the most common sex dreams and what they really mean
Don’t panic – it doesn’t always mean what you think it does. So you’ve woken up from a sex dream and you’re freaked out because you’ve inexplicably dreamt about fornicating with your old teacher…or worse. Alas, there’s no need to get all hot and bothered, it’s actually quite rare that a sex dream means you […]
11 years ago

Countdown’s Rachel Riley left red-faced after realising her very rude letter combination (video)
Countdown‘s letter board often leaves the host a little embarrassed after it spells out crude or funny words. And on Tuesday’s episode, it happened again. Rachel Riley was putting the letters up on the board as they were being chosen by the panel when it included an unfortunate combination of letters. At first she didn’t quite […]
11 years ago

German far-right campaigner saved from car crash by Syrian refugees
It always pays to be kind to others as you never know if they could end up saving your life one day. That’s a motto that German far-right party NPD should try to stick to after one of their members was rescued from a car crash by a group of Syrian refugees. Stefan Jagsch, who is […]
11 years ago

There’s a secret game hidden in Facebook Messenger and it’s highly addictive
Shootin’ some b-ball on Facebook Messenger. God knows we all need something new to turn to on our phone when we’re left alone in a public place. Facebook, WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, Tinder, Twitter, Snapchat, Yik Yak and LinkedIn (when you’re really bored) are all there to keep us entertained. There’s a new option available if […]
11 years ago