Premier League star was targeted by one of the world’s dumbest criminals

We've never wished for something to have been captured on CCTV more.

Watford defender Tommie Hoban was ALMOST blagged by what can only be described as a cumbersome buffoon. The Ireland U21 player regaled his Twitter followers with how the near-burglary went down and how it ended in absolutely hilarious circumstances. https://twitter.com/tommiehoban05/status/660873797076144129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw https://twitter.com/tommiehoban05/status/660873971223670784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw https://twitter.com/tommiehoban05/status/660874359196803072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw