We’ve never wished for something to have been captured on CCTV more.
Watford defender Tommie Hoban was ALMOST blagged by what can only be described as a cumbersome buffoon.
The Ireland U21 player regaled his Twitter followers with how the near-burglary went down and how it ended in absolutely hilarious circumstances.
So a guy just tried to break into a house, people confronted him, he ran, tripped on the curb, headbutted my car and knocked himself out…
— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) November 1, 2015
Criminals theses days just a aren't what they used to be
— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) November 1, 2015
The guy clearly had some brick head though cause he's still managed to dent my car 😡
— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) November 1, 2015
