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  • Fresh People’s Vote march receives £250,000 in donations in just a few days

    Fresh People’s Vote march receives £250,000 in donations in just a few days

    The anti-Brexit ‘Put It To The People March’ will be held in less than a month A march in favour of a second referendum on Britain’s withdrawal from the European Union has received over a quarter of a million pounds in donations within days of being launched. The ‘Put It To The People March’ is set […]

    7 years ago

  • The Greatest Showman director confirms he is ‘working on’ a sequel

    The Greatest Showman director confirms he is ‘working on’ a sequel

    Big news for Hugh Jackman fans Greatest Showman director Michael Gracey has confirmed that he is “working on” a sequel to the 2017 film. Hugh Jackman, Zendaya and Zac Efron were among those who starred in the film. Jackman reprised his role as Barnum for the opening of the Brit Awards earlier this week. Speaking to […]

    7 years ago

  • UKIP misspell ‘Britain’ in typo-laden campaign leaflet

    UKIP misspell ‘Britain’ in typo-laden campaign leaflet

    “Peterborough: Shaping Britians’ future” UKIP has been widely ridiculed on social media after circulating a pamphlet containing a number of typos, including spelling ‘Britain’ wrong. The leaflet was distributed around Peterborough following local MP Fiona Onasanya being imprisoned for contempt of court, with UKIP vowing to take her seat in the event of a by-election. However, the […]

    7 years ago

  • Arsenal fans left unhappy after Europa League first-leg game with Rennes is switched

    Arsenal fans left unhappy after Europa League first-leg game with Rennes is switched

    The change is the result of UEFA’s ‘city clash’ rule Arsenal have been left unhappy after the day their home-leg Europa League tie with Rennes was moved to prevent it clashing with Chelsea’s match against Dynamo Kiev. The game at the Emirates has been moved to 14 March and the home-leg played first instead. It was […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 8

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 8

    Brought to you by Sky Bet Back on home soil After our European adventures over the past two matchdays, we at the Weekly JOE Group Bet have returned to English football this weekend for our next attempt at success. Our group bets for the last two European nights have seen us enjoy mixed success, with […]

    7 years ago

  • Terms and Conditions: 32 Red

    Terms and Conditions: 32 Red

    Prize details: 1 x pair of tickets to Eubank Jr. v DeGale fight at The O2 Arena on Saturday 23rd February (6pm) Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Twitter entrants needs to retweet the tweet. The competition opens at 5pm on Wednesday 20th February and closes at 12pm on Friday 22nd February 2019 (GMT). 1 […]

    7 years ago

  • The Apprentice’s Luisa Zissman defends ‘traditional men’ who hold doors open for women

    The Apprentice’s Luisa Zissman defends ‘traditional men’ who hold doors open for women

    She discussed the politics of holding a door open on Boys Don’t Cry With Russell Kane TV personality and retail entrepreneur Luisa Zissman has said that she thinks men should still hold open doors for women and doesn’t like the confusion over “traditional” behaviour today. Speaking on the first episode of the new season of JOE’s podcast […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 7

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 7

    Sponsored by Sky Bet THE CHAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOONNNSSSS It’s one of the best stages of the football season, the Champions League round of 16. Eight matches spread across two weeks. Beautiful. This week, we’ve been tasked with picking a four-fold group bet on the four fixtures taking place in Europe’s most prestigious club competition. Those ties include: […]

    7 years ago

  • A New York Times quiz can determine where in the UK you come from

    A New York Times quiz can determine where in the UK you come from

    The New York Times thinks it can tell you where you’re from based on how you pronounce certain words Every county in Britain has its own little bit of individual bit of slang that defines the culture of the place. Hell, every village in Britain has its own little idiosyncrasies that nowhere else does, and that’s […]

    7 years ago

  • Manchester United shelled out a eye-watering sum to get rid of Jose Mourinho

    Manchester United shelled out a eye-watering sum to get rid of Jose Mourinho

    Jose Mourinho’s contract termination cost Manchester United a lot of money Manchester United’s half-yearly results have revealed that the club paid £19.6 million for the loss of former manager Jose Mourinho and his backroom staff. The Portuguese was sacked in December after two and a half years at Old Trafford following a string of bad results. His […]

    7 years ago

  • The Demon Headmaster is returning to hypnotise children on CBBC

    The Demon Headmaster is returning to hypnotise children on CBBC

    The show has been gone for over 20 years but it is making a return to CBBC Classic 90s kid’s TV show The Demon Headmaster will return to CBBC, it has been confirmed. The new 10-programme series will be adapted from a new book written by Gillian Cross, the author of the original run of children’s […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 6

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 6

    Sponsored by Sky Bet It’s the Weekly JOE Group Bet, but not as you know it In previous editions of the Weekly JOE Group Bet, we have mainly focused on matches on the British Isles. Premier League and Championship games have been the order of the day, with the occasional foray into LaLiga. But with […]

    7 years ago

  • KFC and Pizza Hut team up for a gravy and Popcorn Chicken pizza

    KFC and Pizza Hut team up for a gravy and Popcorn Chicken pizza

    Introducing the Gravy Supreme Saturday is National Pizza Day – we are pretty sure that is not a religiously festival or an official government bank holiday. It was probably just dreamt up by marketing people to sell more pizza. But whatever, if it is an excuse to eat more pizza, why not? KFC and Pizza […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 5

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 5

    Sponsored by Sky Bet We go again Last week’s Odds Against saw us miss out on winning in our JOE Sky Bet Group Bet league by just one game. Manchester City beat Arsenal, Manchester United beat Leicester and both teams did score in the match between Brentford and Blackburn, but West Ham and Liverpool drew 1-1, preventing […]

    7 years ago

  • Nantes threaten legal action against Cardiff City for first payment for Emiliano Sala

    Nantes threaten legal action against Cardiff City for first payment for Emiliano Sala

    Cardiff want “all the facts” clarified before they honour the payment French football club Nantes have reportedly threatened legal action against Cardiff City over the £15 million transfer fee for Emiliano Sala. The BBC report that Cardiff have withheld the first scheduled payment for their record signing, Sala, who was on board an aeroplane which lost radar contact […]

    7 years ago

  • Expert confirms that ketchup should be kept in the fridge

    Expert confirms that ketchup should be kept in the fridge

    Debate over Some people are utter monsters and don’t refrigerate their tomato ketchup. These horrible people might live amongst you. They might be your work colleagues. Your flatmates. Your family or friends. Even your significant other. And they are out there, ruining your chips or bacon sandwich, by leaving the bottle of ketchup in the […]

    7 years ago

  • Maroon 5’s Adam Levine responds to critics after Super Bowl performance

    Maroon 5’s Adam Levine responds to critics after Super Bowl performance

    Levine has said that his critics “always push him to do better” Maroon 5 drew heavy criticism overnight Sunday for putting on a Super Bowl LIII halftime show as bad as the games itself. In fact, in the aftermath of the show critics have mulled over whether the band’s set is the worst performance in the American […]

    7 years ago

  • ‘Danger to life’ weather warning issued as temperatures plunge and snow batters UK

    ‘Danger to life’ weather warning issued as temperatures plunge and snow batters UK

    Significant snowfall is still expected and the Met Office has now issued an amber warning Parts of the UK reached lows of -14.4C overnight on Wednesday as the country continues to be battered by heavy snow. The Met Office has issued an amber ‘danger to life’ warning for Thursday night in the south-west of England. It […]

    7 years ago

  • Willian touted as Neymar replacement as Paris Saint-Germain look to Champions League

    Willian touted as Neymar replacement as Paris Saint-Germain look to Champions League

    Willian is valued by Chelsea at over £40 million Paris Saint-Germain are reportedly looking to shore up their squad ahead of their Champions League clash with Manchester United next month. Following the news Neymar will be out for ten weeks through injury, the French side are keen on reinforcing their squad by raiding the Premier […]

    7 years ago

  • The Streets to make first festival appearance in eight years as Parklife headliners

    The Streets to make first festival appearance in eight years as Parklife headliners

    It is the first festival performance from The Streets in nearly a decade The Streets, Blossoms, Nas, Cardi B, Christine & The Queens, Solange and Khalid are among the acts to be confirmed for the tenth edition of Manchester’s Parklife festival. The festival will return to Heaton Park on Saturday 8 and Sunday 9 June. […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 4

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 4

    Sponsored by Sky Bet The games are coming quick and fast at the moment The JOE Group Bet is now entering its fourth matchday; how time flies when you’re trying to accurately predict the results of football matches. With the FA Cup coming up in the middle of February it means that there are a lot […]

    7 years ago

  • Peter Crouch eyed-up in swap deal to bring him back to the Premier League

    Peter Crouch eyed-up in swap deal to bring him back to the Premier League

    He’s scored a single goal this season but he’s proven in the Premier League He might be 38 years old, but it looks like Peter Crouch could be given one more crack at the Premier League as part of a swap deal that would see Sam Vokes depart Burnley for Stoke City in return. If it sounds […]

    7 years ago

  • Fiona Onasanya jailed for three months over speeding charge but remains an MP

    Fiona Onasanya jailed for three months over speeding charge but remains an MP

    The ex-Labour MP was found guilty in December last year Fiona Onasanya has been sentenced to three months in jail for perverting the course of justice, becoming the first sitting parliamentarian in nearly three decades to be sent to prison. Onasanya was found guilty at the Old Bailey in December after colluding with her brother Festus […]

    7 years ago

  • Replay of Gemma Collins decking it leads to accusations she ‘fell on purpose’

    Replay of Gemma Collins decking it leads to accusations she ‘fell on purpose’

    Wake up sheeple Dancing On Ice fans have hit out at Gemma Collins on social media over her falling over on Sunday’s show, claiming that she purposely fell in order to gain publicity. The TOWIE star decked it while performing a routine to Celina Dion’s ‘It’s All Coming Back to Me Now’. last night, in a […]

    7 years ago

  • Steven Gerrard confused by what ‘eight-figures’ means in post-match Rangers interview

    Steven Gerrard confused by what ‘eight-figures’ means in post-match Rangers interview

    “Eight-figures!?!” Ranger ploughed past Livingston 3-0 on Sunday with goals from Ryan Jack, Ryan Kent and Alfredos Morelos bringing Steven Gerrard’s side within 3-points of league leaders Celtic. After the game, Gerrard was interviewed by Sky Sports – and got into a bit of muddle with some big numbers. With the transfer deadline looming, Gerrard was […]

    7 years ago

  • George Groves announces retirement from boxing aged 30

    George Groves announces retirement from boxing aged 30

    The former world champion explained his decision in a statement Former WBA world super-middleweight boxing champion George Groves has announced his retirement from the sport in order to spend time with his young family. The 30-year-old lost his world title to Callum Smith in September, leaving his professional record at 28-4 from an 11-year professional career. The […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 3

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 3

    Sponsored by Sky Bet It appears we are getting the hang of this In the first week of our JOE Group Bet we got one out of four predictions correct; it wasn’t a great start. In the second week that increased to three out of four, an undeniable improvement regardless of how you look at […]

    7 years ago

  • Car crashes through Wetherspoons wall, punters still show up for pints

    Car crashes through Wetherspoons wall, punters still show up for pints

    A Wetherspoons pub in Dewsbury was demolished by a car on Saturday Say what you like about Wetherspoons’ owner Tim Martin – a man with political views as dodgy as his hair cut – Spoons is Spoons and despite the Jäger being swapped out for Strika and Champagne being switched out for English sparkling, it’s […]

    7 years ago

  • ‘Bikini hiker’ Gigi Wu dies after fall on solo climb

    ‘Bikini hiker’ Gigi Wu dies after fall on solo climb

    Emergency services were unable to reach her due to bad weather Gigi Wu, the Taiwanese hiker known for posting pictures of herself in bikinis from mountain summits, has died after a fall. The 36-year-old managed to contact emergency services after falling into a ravine. She fall happened during a solo trek in Taiwan’s Yushan National Park […]

    7 years ago

  • Ant & Dec reunite at Britain’s Got Talent for first time in 10 months

    Ant & Dec reunite at Britain’s Got Talent for first time in 10 months

    ‘The boys are back in town’ Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly are back working together the first time in almost a year at the first Britain’s Got Talent auditions for the new series. The duo arrived at London’s Palladium on Friday afternoon and marked the occasion by tweeting a selfie from the back of the […]

    7 years ago

  • New Ghostbusters movie officially on the way that is a sequel to the originals

    New Ghostbusters movie officially on the way that is a sequel to the originals

    Who ya gonna call? A Ghostbusters sequel set in the same universe as the two original films has been confirmed. The news was confirmed in the early hours of Wednesday morning, by Entertainment Weekly, who say that Sony Pictures have dated the film for Summer 2020, with plans to start shooting in a few months. Jason Reitman, the […]

    7 years ago

  • Wetherspoons serve up the most shameful portion of cheesy chips known to man

    Wetherspoons serve up the most shameful portion of cheesy chips known to man

    ‘Kids are all crying. Pints been thrown. The Mrs has been arrested. Raging.’ Despite being the mighty fine British delicacy that they are (yes, we did just say ‘delicacy’), there’s nothing all that complicated about cheesy chips. They are, for those somehow not already aware, chips with a bit of melted cheese over the top… […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet

    Sponsored by Sky Bet Predictions are a difficult business Some people have the Midas touch when it comes to accurately guessing results, whereas others appear to bring their bad luck with them to every bet they make. We here at FootballJOE sit somewhere in the middle of that spectrum. While we all have incredibly vast […]

    7 years ago

  • Virgil van Dijk was having none of Vincent Kompany’s joke at full-time

    Virgil van Dijk was having none of Vincent Kompany’s joke at full-time

    Stone-faced On Thursday night, Liverpool fell to their first defeat in the Premier League this season. Jurgen Klopp’s team lost 2-1 away to Manchester City in a brilliant match that could have a big impact on the title race. Sergio Aguero and Leroy Sane got the goals for City and Roberto Firmino scored for Liverpool […]

    7 years ago

  • Here are all the movies that got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes in 2018

    Here are all the movies that got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes in 2018

    2018 has been a great year for movies There were fantastic old-school blockbusters like Mission: Impossible – Fallout and A Star Is Born, big superhero movies like Avengers: Infinity War and Black Panther, acclaimed indies like Sorry To Bother You and BlacKkKlansman, and terrifying horror like Hereditary and A Quiet Place. Review aggregation site Rotten Tomatoes has released its list of all the certified ‘Fresh’ […]

    7 years ago

  • Seeking Shelter: Britain’s Christmas homeless crisis

    Seeking Shelter: Britain’s Christmas homeless crisis

    Thousands of men and women will be without accommodation this Christmas More than 170,000 individuals and families are now destitute and the numbers of rough sleepers has doubled in over five years. Milton Keynes is the youth homelessness capital of Britain, we went there to speak to people left out on the streets and the […]

    7 years ago

  • THROWBACK: Tinder releases pictures of UK’s 30 most right swiped people

    THROWBACK: Tinder releases pictures of UK’s 30 most right swiped people

    Tinder’s most right swiped people – as you can probably guess – are very attractive Look, as someone who very much like you, lives in the whole “I might not be a 10/10, or even a 8/10, but at least I’ve got some solid banter” camp when it comes to dating apps like Tinder, I […]

    7 years ago