Just as we learn hiring strippers for funerals is a ‘thing’ in China, the authorities decide to put a stop to it. Boo. The Chinese Ministry of Culture issued a statement this week confirming that they plan to work with the police to stamp out strippers at funerals. ‘Such acts are uncivilised,’ said the statement, adding […]

12 years ago

Chelsea move for Imbula According to talkSPORT, Chelsea have stepped up their bid to sign highly-rated Marseille midfielder Giannelli Imbula. The combative 22-year-old has impressed in the Ligue 1 club’s title challenge this season and is valued at around £25m. Chelsea may need to act fast, however, with Juventus also eyeing a summer swoop for Imbula. […]

12 years ago

Tinder Be careful when you swipe right, that could be your sister you’re flirting with… Volcano This time-lapse video of an erupting Chilean volcano shows the frightening power of nature. MayPac Have a spare £85,000 lying around? Then you can afford a ticket to watch Pacquiao v Mayweather. Sterling Raheem Sterling is ignoring the haters […]

12 years ago

I’d like to see a captain’s licence please…

12 years ago

The watch that gave rise to hundreds of terrible jokes on Twitter will finally be delivered to customers on Friday. The hotly-anticipated Apple Watch was available for pre-order on April 10 but sold out within hours, leaving many disappointed fans waiting for a new batch to be manufactured. According to The Telegraph, a number of fashion boutiques in […]

12 years ago

It’s time to get in shape, Rafa…

12 years ago

Yes, you read that right. Louis Theroux is set to have the camera turned on him by the Church of Scientology. Theroux’s documentaries always make for fascinating viewing, but it’s fair to say he’s ruffled a few feathers down the years. One particular group he hasn’t seen eye to eye with is Scientologists, who are now […]

12 years ago

St. George’s Day may not be as big as St. Patrick’s Day, St. Andrew’s Day or St. David’s Day, but there will still be plenty of Englishmen having a beer – or doing any of these things – to celebrate on Thursday evening. And judging by these tweets, a few well known footballers will be […]

12 years ago

And another one bites the dust under Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s questioning…

12 years ago

Hippy craic…

12 years ago

Who doesn’t like Skittles?

12 years ago

Ever thought it would be a fun experiment to let your dog drive the car? Come on, we’re in a circle of trust here. You can tell JOE… WHAT? You actually thought that would be a smart idea!? NO! No no no. Think of the consequences. In fact, you don’t even need to use your […]

12 years ago

After flying 1000km from Paris to Barcelona, Laurent Blanc suddenly realises he’s left the oven on. For f**k’s sake, he didn’t even want to come to this stupid second leg; everyone knows it’ll be a routine 2-0 win for Barca… “AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!” “Keep them closed, keep them closed, keep them closed. Oh balls, there goes Neymar. 1-0. […]

12 years ago

It’s fair to say Pep Guardiola got a little excited on Tuesday evening. And who would blame him after his team overcame a 3-1 first leg defeat against Porto to reach the Champions League semi-finals? The German champions hammered their opponents 6-1 in Munich much to Guardiola’s delight, with Porto’s advantage overturned in the first […]

12 years ago

*fist pump*

12 years ago

The idea isn’t to try and make people cry…

12 years ago

Patrice Evra has revealed his ambition to move into management after being tipped for the top by Sir Alex Ferguson. The French full-back spent eight years under Ferguson’s tutelage at Manchester United, winning five Premier League titles, before joining Juventus last summer. And he has now shed light on a conversation the pair had before the manager’s […]

12 years ago

It’s tough being the son of a famous father. According to Kim Jong-il’s biography, the former Supreme Leader of North Korea wrote over 1,500 books in three years in university, scripted six operas that were better than any in the history of music and, in his first ever game of golf, recorded 11 holes-in-one on his way […]

12 years ago

Whammy!

12 years ago

Record on the line…

12 years ago

Ninten-d’oh!

12 years ago

Phoney war…

12 years ago

He’s Gunner score…

12 years ago

Stellar work…

12 years ago

Defensive shield…

12 years ago

Flash Corden…

12 years ago

Wash that mouth out…

12 years ago

Lawn Shark

12 years ago

Just something we’ve throne together…

12 years ago

Just delivering a Cheikh…

12 years ago

McConaughey is finally shining as brightly as his suits…

12 years ago

“I’ll show you later, Jack”

12 years ago

You can’t spell ‘Ben and Jerry’s’ without ‘beer’…

12 years ago

Sorry to drone on…

12 years ago

Let’s give them all a big hand…

12 years ago

Not allowed to suffer in silence…

12 years ago

The citizens of Mobile were left stunned

12 years ago

Maybe playing behind Bradley Wright-Phillips will bring the best out of them…

12 years ago

Falcao to take Balotelli’s place? The Daily Star report that Radamel Falcao’s imminent Manchester United exit will not spell the end of his time in England, with Liverpool lining up a shock move for the Colombian. We’re not sure what Brendan Rodgers has seen in Falcao that we haven’t, but he may be ready to cut […]

12 years ago

Paul Walker was a braver man than we are… It takes balls to impersonate Vin Diesel considering the ass-kicking the Hollywood muscle-head could hand out, but that’s exactly what Walker does in this video…fooling Fast & Furious co-star Tyrese Gibson. Walker, who died in a car accident in November 2013, was never seen as the […]

12 years ago

The things people will do just to watch Dmitri Kombarov…

12 years ago

Striking while the Iron’s hot…

12 years ago

“Going once…going twice…sold!”

12 years ago

“You know, I’d never actually listened to them before.”

12 years ago

“Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon…”

12 years ago

“It’s not your fault Adrian, I just think we should see different football clubs”

12 years ago

We’ve all been there… Standing in line at the bäckerei or boulangerie hopelessly praying that our GCSE language skills save us from embarrassment. But most of us have never ended up running a live blog in which we were supposed to translate a German press conference. That’s what happened to The Telegraph’s Ben Bloom on […]

12 years ago

Will there be a ‘full house’ in Paris tonight…?

12 years ago

Get that man a beer…

12 years ago

US politics isn’t really our bag here at JOE…that is, until we came across the 404 page on Hillary Clinton’s campaign website. You know, that little error page that redirects you when you’ve hit a broken link. Well, take a look at this excellent example that might – just might – carry ‘Hillary for America’ all […]

12 years ago