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  • Covid-19: Experts warn UK faces surge in cases if restrictions lifted early

    Covid-19: Experts warn UK faces surge in cases if restrictions lifted early

    Government are being urged not to lift restrictions prematurely Experts have urged caution from the government regarding the relaxing of current lockdown restrictions, warning that lifting measures prematurely could result in the UK facing another surge of cases which could overburden the NHS. According to Steven Riley of the Spi-M modelling group, which have been […]

    5 years ago

  • Covid-19: Kent variant predicted to become world’s most dominant strain

    Covid-19: Kent variant predicted to become world’s most dominant strain

    The strain has been found in over 50 different countries since it was first detected in Kent in September 2020 The coronavirus variant first identified in Kent is predicted to be the most dominant strain in the world. Professor Sharon Peacock, from the University of Cambridge – the head of the UK’s genetic surveillance programme […]

    5 years ago

  • Jurgen Klopp’s mum Elisabeth dies, with Liverpool manager unable to attend funeral

    Jurgen Klopp’s mum Elisabeth dies, with Liverpool manager unable to attend funeral

    Desperately sad news Jurgen Klopp’s mother, Elisabeth, has died aged 81. Paying tribute to her in German newspaper, Schwarzwaelder Bote, the Liverpool manager said: “She meant everything to me. “She was a real mum in the best sense of the word. As a devout Christian, I know she is in a better place now.” Klopp has […]

    5 years ago

  • Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid tear into hospitals charging NHS staff £500 for parking

    Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid tear into hospitals charging NHS staff £500 for parking

    “Absolutely disgusting” Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid have criticised a hospital trust for charging its staff over £500 a year for parking within the grounds of their workplace during the Covid-19 pandemic. A report from the Mirror highlighted how, despite a government pledge to fund hospitals so that parking fees could be temporarily scrapped for […]

    5 years ago

  • Brexit “considerably worse” than expected, says JD Sports chairman

    Brexit “considerably worse” than expected, says JD Sports chairman

    “The new system and red tape just slows down efficiency” The chairman of JD Sports has admitted that Brexit has been “considerably worse” than he anticipated. Peter Cowgill explained in an interview given to the BBC that new UK-EU trade regulations, which came into effect at the start of the year, and delays in shipping […]

    5 years ago

  • Pharmacist jailed for ordering surplus drugs at Boots to sell to illegal dealers

    Pharmacist jailed for ordering surplus drugs at Boots to sell to illegal dealers

    The 28-year-old is estimated to have made over £5,000 A pharmacist has been jailed after being caught ordering surplus supplies of drugs through his workplace and selling them on to illegal dealers. For a period of nine months, Hussnen Abbas systematically ordered extra amounts of tranquilisers, later distributing them to friends who would sell them […]

    5 years ago

  • Pure Gym urges public to sign petition in support of reopening of gyms

    Pure Gym urges public to sign petition in support of reopening of gyms

    “The focus this time must be on health and wellbeing and getting people active” Pure Gym, one of the largest fitness chains in the country, has urged the British public to sign a petition for the reopening of gyms across the UK. In a message sent out to all members and shared on their social […]

    5 years ago

  • Campaign launched to erect a statue of Captain Sir Tom Moore at Trafalgar Square

    Campaign launched to erect a statue of Captain Sir Tom Moore at Trafalgar Square

    “It would take approximately eight weeks to make a statue, so in that time there’s plenty of chance for people to watch the sculpture actually being made and plenty of time to find a prominent site” A campaign has been launched to install a statue of Captain Sir Tom Moore at the Fourth Plinth in […]

    5 years ago

  • QUIZ: Can you name these countries on a map?

    QUIZ: Can you name these countries on a map?

    Are you a geography nerd? Everyone likes a good geography quiz. And here is one. It is incredibly simple, but often the best quizzes are. We are going to give you 15 maps of different continents, with a country highlighted in yellow. And you just have to tell us what country it is. Obviously, they […]

    5 years ago

  • Man City eye Romelu Lukaku and Danny Ings as potential Aguero replacements

    Man City eye Romelu Lukaku and Danny Ings as potential Aguero replacements

    Guardiola is expected to add at least one striker in the summer Manchester City might have taken a giant leap towards winning the Premier League title back from Liverpool on Sunday afternoon, but their 4-1 win at Anfield came without a recognised striker in their ranks. That, though, is likely to be something Pep Guardiola […]

    5 years ago

  • Visibly annoyed Jurgen Klopp snaps at reporter after simple question

    Visibly annoyed Jurgen Klopp snaps at reporter after simple question

    “I really think you should prepare your job a little bit better…” Oof. Jurgen. We get that you’re a bit upset at the way in which your team’s title defence is unravelling, but come on. Is there any need for this? After watching his side lose 4-1 at home to Manchester City on Sunday afternoon […]

    5 years ago

  • Tomas Soucek harshly sent off by Mike Dean after VAR review

    Tomas Soucek harshly sent off by Mike Dean after VAR review

    “What is he seeing there?” We regret to inform you that Mike Dean is at the centre of yet more VAR-related drama. Days after upsetting Southampton during their 9-0 pummelling at Old Trafford, the referee looked to be closing in on completing a relatively uneventful day’s work as Fulham and West Ham played out a […]

    5 years ago

  • Arsenal fans slam ‘stupid rules’ as they compare Konsa yellow with David Luiz red

    Arsenal fans slam ‘stupid rules’ as they compare Konsa yellow with David Luiz red

    Arsenal fans believed their side had been victims of refereeing inconsistencies It’s bee a rough week for Arsenal and their supporters. Again. After quiet optimism that Mikel Arteta’s men were slowly getting themselves out of the mess they appeared to be in a few weeks ago, back-to-back defeats in the Midlands have brought them crashing […]

    5 years ago

  • Premier League clubs told ‘monkey emojis don’t violate racism rules’ by Twitter

    Premier League clubs told ‘monkey emojis don’t violate racism rules’ by Twitter

    This follows several high-profile incidents of players being racially abused on social media Premier League clubs have reportedly been left shocked after reporting racist messages directed at players on Twitter only to be told by the social media platform that use of a monkey emoji does not violate any of the rules. According to the […]

    5 years ago

  • Jack Grealish helps pay for funeral of teenage Aston Villa fan who died in car crash

    Jack Grealish helps pay for funeral of teenage Aston Villa fan who died in car crash

    Grealish made a donation and urged others to do the same after hearing the tragic news Aston Villa captain Jack Grealish donated £2,000 towards the funeral of 18-year-old Mia Craen, who sadly passed away after a car accident last week. Mia died at the scene of the crash in Southwater, West Sussex, last Saturday. An […]

    5 years ago

  • 87 million pints to be wasted by Covid pub closures

    87 million pints to be wasted by Covid pub closures

    The amount of beer wasted would have exceeded £300m in sales Pub closures during Covid-19 lockdowns will see up to 87 million pints of beer wasted across the UK, according to the calculations of an industry body. The pub industry has been hit incredibly hard by the closures. Using industry feedback, The British Beer and […]

    5 years ago

  • Police catch one of their own employees at illegal lockdown rave

    Police catch one of their own employees at illegal lockdown rave

    The member of staff has since left their position after it became clear they attended the illegal rave A member of civilian staff at Greater Manchester Police has left the force after it was discovered they attended a 4,000-strong illegal lockdown rave last summer, defying coronavirus restrictions in the process. The female member of staff […]

    5 years ago

  • Scott McTominay shows ‘no mercy’ with his reaction to Man Utd’s ninth goal

    Scott McTominay shows ‘no mercy’ with his reaction to Man Utd’s ninth goal

    Ruthless stuff Look, we get it: elite football is a ruthless business. Life at the top is tough; there can be no room for sympathy for your inferior opponents. All this considered, you wouldn’t be human if some part of you did’t feel at least a *little bit* sorry for Southampton in the closing stages […]

    5 years ago

  • Online petition launched for Captain Sir Tom Moore to receive a military state funeral

    Online petition launched for Captain Sir Tom Moore to receive a military state funeral

    Sir Winston Churchill was the last non-monarch to receive a UK state funeral A petition has been launched to give Captain Sir Tom Moore a military state funeral. “Sir Tom Moore did so much for the NHS with his fundraising he deserves this recognition,” says the Change.org petition. “It’s the right thing to do,” says […]

    5 years ago

  • Piers Morgan blasts Covid deniers after video showing Chris Whitty abuse

    Piers Morgan blasts Covid deniers after video showing Chris Whitty abuse

    “This video should disgust all of us… Where is our decency?” Piers Morgan has ripped into Covid deniers and conspiracy theorists after video footage showing Professor Chris Whitty being abused in the street was posted online. The video, which originally appeared on TikTok but has since been widely shared on other platforms, shows the Chief […]

    5 years ago

  • Study finds Covid-19 vaccine has ‘substantial’ effect on transmission

    Study finds Covid-19 vaccine has ‘substantial’ effect on transmission

    More very good news A new study has found that the Oxford-AstraZeneca vaccine had a ‘substantial’ effect on transmission of Covid-19. While it was already known that the jab prevented people from becoming ill from the virus, it wasn’t clear if it would stop people from catching it and passing it on to others. On […]

    5 years ago

  • Jan Bednarek heard saying Martial admitted red card decision wasn’t even a foul

    Jan Bednarek heard saying Martial admitted red card decision wasn’t even a foul

    A miserable night for Southampton With an injury-ravaged squad, Southampton were already up against it before a ball had been kicked at Old Trafford on Tuesday night. That in mind, they could’ve really done without 19-year-old Alex Jankewitz getting a straight red card for a dangerous tackle on Scott McTominay with barely a minute played. […]

    5 years ago

  • Burnley left ‘£90m worse off’ after recent US takeover

    Burnley left ‘£90m worse off’ after recent US takeover

    The deal has drawn comparisons with the Glazer family’s takeover of Manchester United Burnley’s recent takeover by US consortium ALK Capital is reported to have left the Premier League club around £90m worse off, with the deal containing similarities with the Glazer family’s leveraged buyout of Manchester United in 2005. According to David Conn, writing […]

    5 years ago

  • Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond dies, aged 44

    Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond dies, aged 44

    Diamond had been diagnosed with cancer in January Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond has passed away aged 44. The actor, who rose to fame for playing Screech in the much-loved nineties sitcom, had battled stage four cancer having been diagnosed just a matter of weeks ago. The news of his death was confirmed […]

    5 years ago

  • Liverpool close in on Kabak and Davies for initial combined fee of just £1.5m

    Liverpool close in on Kabak and Davies for initial combined fee of just £1.5m

    Liverpool nearly have their man men They’ve left it late in the window – very, very late in the window, actually – but Liverpool are expected to complete a deadline day double signing of Ozan Kabak and Ben Davies to bolster their depleted defensive ranks. Kabak, a 20-year-old Turkish international, is expected to arrive from […]

    5 years ago

  • All BT Sport customers can now access innovative Matchday Experience features

    All BT Sport customers can now access innovative Matchday Experience features

    Brought to you by BT Sport Game changer Ah, match days. Remember how they used to be? That flutter of excitement as you approached the turnstiles. Queuing for your half-time pie. The screaming yourself hoarse with several thousand others in the glorious chaos that followed your team’s last-gasp winner… *Sigh*. How we miss those days. […]

    5 years ago

  • Evan Rachel Wood accuses Marilyn Manson of grooming and abuse

    Evan Rachel Wood accuses Marilyn Manson of grooming and abuse

    ‘I am done living in fear of retaliation, slander, or blackmail’ Actress Evan Rachel Wood has accused musician Marilyn Manson of grooming her and subjecting her to years of ‘horrific’ abuse. The 33-year-old Westworld star got engaged to Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, in January 2010 after a three-year relationship. The pair called […]

    5 years ago

  • Liverpool linked with shock Shkodran Mustafi move to solve defensive injury crisis

    Liverpool linked with shock Shkodran Mustafi move to solve defensive injury crisis

    Mustafi could be a short-term fix to Liverpool’s defensive injury crisis Liverpool, you might have heard, could do with a defender. Maybe a couple of defenders. Long-term injuries to Virgil Van Dijk and Joe Gomez – following the summer departure of Dejan Lovren – left the Premier League champions a little light at the back […]

    5 years ago

  • M&S are selling Percy Pig pancakes

    M&S are selling Percy Pig pancakes

    Perfect with Percy Pig dessert sauce If I had to pick one food or drink item to symbolise the UK, honestly, it wouldn’t be tea, or fish and chips, or yorkshire puddings. It would be Percy Pigs. Everyone loves Percy Pigs, no matter who they are – unless you are Piers Morgan getting performatively angry […]

    5 years ago

  • Tory MP refuses apology for urging anti-vaxxers to ‘persist’ against Covid restrictions

    Tory MP refuses apology for urging anti-vaxxers to ‘persist’ against Covid restrictions

    He has been accused of spreading dangerous misinformation Senior Conservative MP Sir Desmond Swayne has refused to apologise for encouraging a group of anti-vaccination campaigners to “persist” in their fight against Covid restrictions. Swayne, the MP for New Forest West and once an aide to David Cameron, told the group that NHS figures were being […]

    5 years ago

  • Disqualified driver arrested for using second-hand ambulance to do Asda shop

    Disqualified driver arrested for using second-hand ambulance to do Asda shop

    The ambulance reportedly arrived at the supermarket with its blue lights flashing, having presumably used them to cut through traffic Okay, we’ll level with you: there was a time, not even a week ago, where we thought we’d heard the most ridiculous ‘news’ story we’d hear all year. It turns out we were wrong – […]

    5 years ago

  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic aims dig at Romelu Lukaku as he posts anti-racism tweet

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic aims dig at Romelu Lukaku as he posts anti-racism tweet

    Zlatan does not appear to be letting this one go Zlatan Ibrahimovic appears to have aimed another dig at Romelu Lukaku, hours after the pair clashed in Tuesday night’s Milan derby. Having reportedly assured his Milan teammates after the game that no racist language was used as he traded insults with Lukaku towards the end […]

    5 years ago

  • Gianluigi Buffon facing one-game ban for breaching blasphemy laws

    Gianluigi Buffon facing one-game ban for breaching blasphemy laws

    *Resists urge to do the obvious thing of beginning article with a blasphemous phrase* Gianluigi Buffon could be facing a one-match ban after allegedly directing a blasphemous term at a Juventus teammate during a game at Parma last month. The soon-to-be 43-year-old is alleged to have shouted ‘Porco Dio!’ when he became exasperated with Manolo […]

    5 years ago

  • Football clubs facing ban on gambling company shirt sponsors

    Football clubs facing ban on gambling company shirt sponsors

    Gambling firm football shirt sponsorship could be banned in months Increasing concerns over gambling addiction in the UK could see Boris Johnson announce a ban on betting company sponsors appearing on football shirts in the months ahead. With a review being conducted by the government, The Telegraph report the prime minister could bring about a […]

    5 years ago

  • Boris Johnson refuses to give NHS and social care staff a £500 Covid bonus

    Boris Johnson refuses to give NHS and social care staff a £500 Covid bonus

    Johnson refused to back calls to follow Scotland Boris Johnson has refused to back calls to give a bonus of £500 to NHS staff in England as a show of support. The prime minister was asked if he would follow the example set in Scotland, where Nicola Sturgeon approved plans to reward  health and social […]

    5 years ago

  • Nando’s are adding limited edition extra, extra hot Peri-Peri sauce

    Nando’s are adding limited edition extra, extra hot Peri-Peri sauce

    Dare you step up and take the challenge? Where do you lie on the Nando’s scale? What level of sauce do you go for? Do you play it safe with Lemon & Herb or Medium, or do you go straight for extra hot? Well, things are about to get a bit hotter and more dangerous […]

    5 years ago

  • Police called to illegal rave to find pensioners queuing for vaccine

    Police called to illegal rave to find pensioners queuing for vaccine

    Someone mistakenly confused a vaccination centre for an illegal rave and alerted the police. An easy mistake It’s been a hell of a 12 months, hasn’t it? No need for a full recap, but let’s just say that, after all that’s gone on, each and every one of us are feeling the strain. Perhaps then, […]

    5 years ago

  • Man ejected from Tesco store for wearing ‘Covid is a con’ mask

    Man ejected from Tesco store for wearing ‘Covid is a con’ mask

    The 58-year-old was wearing a V For Vendetta mask with “Covid is a con” scrawled on it Video has emerged of a 58-year-old ‘Covid-19 protestor’ being ejected from a Tesco branch on the Isle of Man. Company director and computer consultant Martin Houston was wearing a V For Vendetta mask with “Covid is a con” written […]

    5 years ago

  • Eminem stuns Dana White by telling him his opinion “doesn’t matter”

    Eminem stuns Dana White by telling him his opinion “doesn’t matter”

    Eminem’s never been one to not speak his mind With UFC 257 in Abu Dhabi fast approaching, Eminem – in true Eminem fashion – told Dana White that his opinion didn’t matter during a live TV interview, the clip instantly going viral as a result. The rapper’s song, ‘Higher’, is being used in promotional material […]

    5 years ago

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