
Cocky Liam Gallagher goads Liverpool fans after Burnley defeat
Liverpool’s title challenge has shattered like a wall of glass and Liam is loving it
5 years ago
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Cocky Liam Gallagher goads Liverpool fans after Burnley defeat
Liverpool’s title challenge has shattered like a wall of glass and Liam is loving it
5 years ago

The Only Way Is Essex star Mick Norcross dies, aged 57
Norcross’ final tweet has been widely shared after the sad news was confirmed Mick Norcross, the businessman well known for his appearances on The Only Way Is Essex, has died aged 57. Norcross, whose son Kirk starred alongside him in the ITV show, was found dead at his home in Bulphan on Thursday afternoon. Essex […]
5 years ago

Jurgen Klopp blames himself as Liverpool fall to “impossible” defeat to Burnley
Klopp’s side lost their first home league game in almost four years Jurgen Klopp admitted that he was to blame as his Liverpool side suffered a shock defeat at home to Burnley – their first home league loss in nearly four years. Liverpool had dominated the game in terms of the number of chances created […]
5 years ago

Manchester City suffer Kevin De Bruyne injury blow
De Bruyne could miss next month’s crunch match with Liverpool Manchester City could be without Kevin De Bruyne for the next month after he was forced off with a hamstring injury during their win over Aston Villa. The Belgian playmaker left the game shortly before the hour mark on Wednesday. Although some reports had suggested […]
5 years ago

Mikel Arteta suggests he has ‘eliminated’ the Arsenal mole
The Arsenal dressing room mole? You won’t be hearing any more gossip or leaks from him, thanks to ruthless Mikel Arteta’s elimination.
5 years ago

Coronavirus outbreak at Müller factory leads to 47 cases and one death
A spokesperson for the Somerset factory has stressed that “fresh milk processing is highly automated ensuring no risk to products”.
5 years ago

Floyd Mayweather gives bizarre Instagram tour of his $10m mansion
Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather wants to remind you that he’s rich Look, Floyd, we get it mate. You were arguably the best pound for pound fighter the world has ever known and, quite rightly, earned plenty of money for being so ridiculously good at it. All this is fine. We don’t begrudge anyone making a lot […]
5 years ago

Fernando Torres has got absolutely jacked since retiring from football
Yes, it really is him Understandably, many of us on these shores haven’t seen too much of Fernando Torres of late. The former Liverpool and Chelsea striker left English football nearly seven(!) years ago, eventually hanging up his boots up in 2019 after returning to Atletico Madrid for a bit and then playing out in Japan […]
5 years ago

Liverpool fans complain at timing of half-time whistle in Man Utd draw
Some felt Sadio Mane was through on goal as the whistle blew All the hype, all the buildup, and in the end, Liverpool and Manchester United played out a goalless draw at Anfield on Sunday. Clear-cut chances were few and far between in a game that, despite a lack of goals, still made for an […]
5 years ago

Patrice Evra reveals apology letter from Liverpool as he accuses fans of lacking class
Evra revealed the letter he received in October 2019 Patrice Evra has accused Liverpool supporters of lacking ‘respect and class’ when sharing a letter sent to him on behalf of the club from former CEO, Peter Moore. In the letter, dated October 2019, Moore apologises to Evra for the way in which Liverpool responded to […]
5 years ago

Marcus Rashford thanks M&S for boosting School Meal Vouchers to £20
The retailer said the extra £5 can provide children with nutritious meals at home each day Marcus Rashford has thanked Marks and Spencer for bolstering the Government’s weekly £15 School Meal Vouchers to £20. The retailer announced on Friday that the extra £5 would be enough to provide children in England with enough nutritious meals […]
5 years ago

Adidas bring back iconic 1998 Predator with Accelerator ‘Eternal Class’ boot
Can you marry a football boot? (Please say yes) As far as football boots go, few designs come anywhere near close to matching adidas’ iconic 1998 Predator Accelerator. One of the most easy-on-the eye boots ever to grace a football pitch, they were worn by some of the sport’s biggest names in the very biggest […]
5 years ago

JOE Survey T&C’s
JOE PRIZE DRAW T&C’s Terms and Conditions The JOE Prize Draw will run between 20th January – 3rd February 2021. The JOE Prize Draw offers individuals who complete the survey, available to access via https://joefans.typeform.com/to/oZHh0I1A, a chance to win 1 x £50 Amazon Voucher by submitting their email address. In order to complete the survey […]
5 years ago

Gary Neville apologises for his commentary during Burnley vs Man Utd
‘I will be better Sunday’ Gary Neville has tweeted an apology for his commentary during Tuesday night’s Premier League game between Burnley and Manchester United. The former United captain was co-commentating on the game for Sky Sports, and saw his old side move three points clear at the top of the Premier League thanks to […]
5 years ago

Burger King introduce ingenious new logo as part of first rebrand in over 20 years
The fast food chain has unveiled its first rebrand in over two decades The start of a new year is seen by many as a time for new beginnings, and that definitely appears to be the case with Burger King, who have kicked off 2021 by unveiling their first rebrand in over 20 years. The […]
5 years ago

BrewDog are giving away free beer to everyone in the UK
Want free beer? Or course you do BrewDog has announced it is offering free beer to everyone in the UK. BrewDog’s Chief Executive Officer James Watt tweeted saying that the company would be offering a free four-pack of their Lost Lager to everyone in the UK. You will have to pay £1.95 for delivery though. […]
5 years ago

Premier League announce record number of positive Covid-19 tests
The numbers continue to rise The Premier League has confirmed a record number of positive Covid-19 tests over the course of the last two rounds of testing. In total, 40 positive results were returned – more than double the 18 recorded during the previous week. The sharp rise is, perhaps, no great surprise. A continuing […]
5 years ago

Pep Guardiola criticised for backing Benjamin Mendy after New Year Covid rule breach
Guardiola urged those judging Mendy to look at their own actions Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has been criticised for his quotes regarding Benjamin Mendy’s breach of Covid regulations on New Years Eve. City confirmed over the weekend that Mendy would be the subject of an internal investigation after reports he held a party at […]
5 years ago

Richard Keys accuses Man Utd duo of “going over when sneezed on” to win penalties
“These two are serial offenders for me. These go over when you sneeze on them” Richard Keys has accused Marcus Rashford and Anthony Martial of “going down when you sneeze on them” when looking at the number of penalties won by Manchester United over the last year and a half. United moved level on points […]
5 years ago

Luka Milivojević starts as captain for Crystal Palace despite apparent COVID breach
Crystal Palace captain Luka Milivojević starts against Sheffield United despite an apparent breach of Covid regulations on New Year’s Eve
5 years ago

Edinson Cavani receives three match ban for using offensive phrase in social media post
The Uruguayan has received a three-match ban for using a Spanish phrase that is considered offensive in some contexts on social media Edinson Cavani will also be fined £100,000 and must complete face-to-face education. Cavani chosed not to contest the FA’s charge. “A comment posted on the Manchester United FC striker’s Instagram page was insulting, […]
5 years ago

Bill Bailey says he is up for a Never Mind The Buzzcocks reboot
“I don’t think there is anything that’s replaced it” Bill Bailey has said he would love to be part of a revived Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Speaking to The Mirror, the Strictly Come Dancing champion said that making the show was “some of the best fun I’ve ever had on television”. In September it was reported that Never Mind […]
5 years ago

Craig David receives MBE in New Years Honours list
Hundreds of coronavirus volunteers have also received honours Singer Craig David has been made an MBE for his services for music in the 2021 New Years Honours list. Craig David’s first album Born To Do It became the fastest-selling debut from a British male solo artist in 2000. David’s manager Colin Lester also receives an […]
5 years ago

Man Utd no longer have a free run at Jadon Sancho transfer
United have competition It’s only right that today, the final day of 2020, we sign off with one final transfer story involving Jadon Sancho and Manchester United. The highly rated Borussia Dortmund winger seemed destined to move to Old Trafford throughout the summer, only for the relentless stream of articles and tweets promising the transfer […]
5 years ago

Spurs release dignified statement after Fulham match postponement
No fuss, no finger pointing, just a lot of grace and decorum from Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Very classy from the North London club.
5 years ago

Angry Mourinho shares sarcastic video as Fulham game is postponed
‘Best league in the world’ – LOL. Mourinho in full sarcasm mode. Really, who can blame him for being so p*ssed off at this stage
5 years ago

Spooky! Manchester United score identical goals 10 years apart
Same ground. Same opposition. Same goal. Same minute. The similarities are uncanny as Manchester United score exactly the same injury-time goal against Wolves a decade apart
5 years ago

Sir Anthony Hopkins shares inspiring video celebrating his sobriety
“You young people, don’t give up. Just keep in there, just keep fighting.” What an incredible and uplifting message from the great Sir Anthony Hopkins.
5 years ago

Rashford admits talk of Manchester United title challenge is “stupid”
Some Manchester United fans may be getting a tad giddy about competing with Liverpool, but Rashford thinks such talk is “a bit stupid”
5 years ago

Sam Allardyce demands break in football calendar to combat Covid-19
“I am 66 years old and the last thing I want to do is catch Covid!” Big Sam is calling for a temporary cancellation in football fixtures
5 years ago

Leeds receive worldwide criticism for ‘toxic’ tweet as owner doubles down
The official Leeds United tweet has been described as ‘vile’, ‘toxic’, ‘repellent’ and ‘disgusting’.
5 years ago

Great news as Oxford-AstraZeneca coronavirus vaccine approved for use in UK
The UK government has ordered 100 million doses of the newly approved Covid-19 vaccine – enough to vaccinate 50 million people.
5 years ago

Secondary school return to be delayed as Covid infections grow out of control
As Covid cases skyrocket, ministers are under pressure to take stronger action
5 years ago

Aston Villa equaliser stands despite Chelsea claims Grealish fouled Christensen
Chelsea dropped more points as Aston Villa took a point from Stamford Bridge Chelsea players were left angered as Aston Villa scored an equaliser at Stamford Bridge seconds after what they felt was a foul by Jack Grealish on Andreas Christensen. Olivier Giroud had given Frank Lampard’s side the lead in the first half, but […]
5 years ago

Neymar criticised after reportedly holding 5-day party with 500 guests
Neymar has yet to respond to the reports Paris Saint-Germain forward Neymar has been on the receiving end of criticism in his native Brazil after reportedly organising a five-day party in a mansion close to Rio de Janeiro. Brazilian outlet O Globo (via the Daily Mail) claim Neymar rented a mansion in Mangaratiba on Rio’s Green […]
5 years ago

PSA: Jurassic Park will leave Netflix on New Year’s Day
Life finds a way – but Netflix doesn’t Christmas is a time for giving, and being with the ones you love. But it is also a time for watching lots of films. Classic films in particular. Classic films that you have seen a million times before, but you still end up watching in a nostalgic […]
5 years ago

Solskjaer admits Bruno Fernandes makes him ‘tear his hair out’
As much as Solskjaer is grateful for Bruno Fernandes’ goals and assists, he does get frustrated on occasions with his Portuguese star.
5 years ago

The real reason behind James Maddison’s remarkable football boots
Originally white, the rainbow-themed Puma Future 6.1 football boots are adorned with a design very personal to James Maddison.
5 years ago

Stunning deepfake shows Guardiola rapping to Eminem’s Lose Yourself
This is possibly the greatest use of deepfake technology we’ve ever seen. Pep Guardiola’s flow is unreal. Eminem would be proud
5 years ago

Paul Merson rants about how Leeds fans should be furious at ‘Bielsa ball’
“Everybody’s caught on now. They’ve all caught on, every manager. They’ve all caught on!” – Paul Merson on Bielsa’s famous tactics.
5 years ago

Bad dog causes Boxing Day football match to be abandoned
Don’t try and defend him. He’s not a good boy. In fact he’s an extremely bad doggo who ruined it for everyone.
5 years ago

Councillor refuses to apologise for ‘can’t feed, don’t breed’ email during Rashford campaign
Independent councillor Roger Taylor was expelled from the Conservative Party last year A councillor has refused to apologise for sending an email with the message ‘if you can’t feed, don’t breed. Simples’ in reply to a newsletter which made reference to Marcus Rashford’s campaign to end child food poverty. Roger Taylor, an independent councillor on […]
5 years ago

Arsenal’s Alex Runarsson deletes Twitter account after fan criticism
Things go from bad to worse at The Emirates Arsenal goalkeeper Alex Runarsson has deactivated his Twitter account after his error contributed to his side’s quarter-final exit from the Carabao Cup on Tuesday night. With only four Europa League appearances for the club to his name, the Icelandic goalkeeper was surprisingly given the nod to […]
5 years ago

Eddie Murphy plays multiple characters in the trailer for Coming 2 America
The first trailer for Coming 2 America is here – and Eddie Murphy is back to his old tricks, playing a ton of characters. Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall return as King Akeem and Semmi respectively, but the duo also appear as several characters in the trailer, usually under a ton of make-up. The sequel to […]
5 years ago

McDonald’s UK is launching Katsu Curry Chicken McNuggets for the first time ever
At least one thing to look forward to in 2021 McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets are a design classic. Don’t mess with a classic. If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it. But what if you added… katsu curry? McDonald’s UK have announced they are launching Katsu Curry Chicken McNuggets, for the first time ever. The limited edition […]
5 years ago

Lorient groundsman dies after being struck by part of floodlight equipment
The man died after a floodlight ramp collapsed on him A man working as a groundsman for Ligue 1 side Lorient has died after being struck by a falling piece of floodlight equipment. The 38-year-old is said to have been working on the pitch at the Stade du Moustoir after Lorient’s 3-0 defeat to Rennes on […]
5 years ago

Frank Lampard claims Chelsea don’t regret letting Declan Rice go
“I certainly wouldn’t use the word ‘regret’. Our academy is one of the best in the world.” Lampard is defiant Chelsea didn’t make an expensive error.
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FA confirms no action to be taken against booing Millwall or Colchester fans
‘To be clear, we do not see taking the knee as a political symbol, and would contend that there can now be no doubt as to what the gesture means in a footballing context.’
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Carlo Ancelotti strongly opposes Jurgen Klopp argument for 5 subs
Jurgen Klopp is fed up with Premier League clubs opposing his passionate beliefs, but now Carlo Ancelotti has made a strong argument against more subs.
5 years ago

Chris Wilder’s priceless reaction to being reunited with ‘Sheffield’ journalist
“Ooh, football friend!”
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