The ambulance reportedly arrived at the supermarket with its blue lights flashing, having presumably used them to cut through traffic Okay, we’ll level with you: there was a time, not even a week ago, where we thought we’d heard the most ridiculous ‘news’ story we’d hear all year. It turns out we were wrong – […]

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The surge has led to one hedge fund facing a bailout Users of the social network Reddit have sent shockwaves through Wall Street after they quintupled GameStop shares, and made an enormous amount of money in the process, after being mocked on Twitter. The surge was sparked when users took issue with a tweet from […]

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The Covid-19 pandemic hit the skiing industry hard, but using that time off to advance the sport’s technology could inspire a whole new generation

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Zlatan does not appear to be letting this one go Zlatan Ibrahimovic appears to have aimed another dig at Romelu Lukaku, hours after the pair clashed in Tuesday night’s Milan derby. Having reportedly assured his Milan teammates after the game that no racist language was used as he traded insults with Lukaku towards the end […]

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*Resists urge to do the obvious thing of beginning article with a blasphemous phrase* Gianluigi Buffon could be facing a one-match ban after allegedly directing a blasphemous term at a Juventus teammate during a game at Parma last month. The soon-to-be 43-year-old is alleged to have shouted ‘Porco Dio!’ when he became exasperated with Manolo […]

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Gambling firm football shirt sponsorship could be banned in months Increasing concerns over gambling addiction in the UK could see Boris Johnson announce a ban on betting company sponsors appearing on football shirts in the months ahead. With a review being conducted by the government, The Telegraph report the prime minister could bring about a […]

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Johnson refused to back calls to follow Scotland Boris Johnson has refused to back calls to give a bonus of £500 to NHS staff in England as a show of support. The prime minister was asked if he would follow the example set in Scotland, where Nicola Sturgeon approved plans to reward  health and social […]

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Dare you step up and take the challenge? Where do you lie on the Nando’s scale? What level of sauce do you go for? Do you play it safe with Lemon & Herb or Medium, or do you go straight for extra hot? Well, things are about to get a bit hotter and more dangerous […]

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Someone mistakenly confused a vaccination centre for an illegal rave and alerted the police. An easy mistake It’s been a hell of a 12 months, hasn’t it? No need for a full recap, but let’s just say that, after all that’s gone on, each and every one of us are feeling the strain. Perhaps then, […]

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The 58-year-old was wearing a V For Vendetta mask with “Covid is a con” scrawled on it Video has emerged of a 58-year-old ‘Covid-19 protestor’ being ejected from a Tesco branch on the Isle of Man. Company director and computer consultant Martin Houston was wearing a V For Vendetta mask with “Covid is a con” written […]

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Eminem’s never been one to not speak his mind With UFC 257 in Abu Dhabi fast approaching, Eminem – in true Eminem fashion – told Dana White that his opinion didn’t matter during a live TV interview, the clip instantly going viral as a result. The rapper’s song, ‘Higher’, is being used in promotional material […]

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Liverpool’s title challenge has shattered like a wall of glass and Liam is loving it

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Norcross’ final tweet has been widely shared after the sad news was confirmed Mick Norcross, the businessman well known for his appearances on The Only Way Is Essex, has died aged 57. Norcross, whose son Kirk starred alongside him in the ITV show, was found dead at his home in Bulphan on Thursday afternoon. Essex […]

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Klopp’s side lost their first home league game in almost four years Jurgen Klopp admitted that he was to blame as his Liverpool side suffered a shock defeat at home to Burnley – their first home league loss in nearly four years. Liverpool had dominated the game in terms of the number of chances created […]

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De Bruyne could miss next month’s crunch match with Liverpool Manchester City could be without Kevin De Bruyne for the next month after he was forced off with a hamstring injury during their win over Aston Villa. The Belgian playmaker left the game shortly before the hour mark on Wednesday. Although some reports had suggested […]

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The Arsenal dressing room mole? You won’t be hearing any more gossip or leaks from him, thanks to ruthless Mikel Arteta’s elimination.

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A spokesperson for the Somerset factory has stressed that “fresh milk processing is highly automated ensuring no risk to products”.

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Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather wants to remind you that he’s rich Look, Floyd, we get it mate. You were arguably the best pound for pound fighter the world has ever known and, quite rightly, earned plenty of money for being so ridiculously good at it. All this is fine. We don’t begrudge anyone making a lot […]

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Yes, it really is him Understandably, many of us on these shores haven’t seen too much of Fernando Torres of late. The former Liverpool and Chelsea striker left English football nearly seven(!) years ago, eventually hanging up his boots up in 2019 after returning to Atletico Madrid for a bit and then playing out in Japan […]

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Some felt Sadio Mane was through on goal as the whistle blew All the hype, all the buildup, and in the end, Liverpool and Manchester United played out a goalless draw at Anfield on Sunday. Clear-cut chances were few and far between in a game that, despite a lack of goals, still made for an […]

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Evra revealed the letter he received in October 2019 Patrice Evra has accused Liverpool supporters of lacking ‘respect and class’ when sharing a letter sent to him on behalf of the club from former CEO, Peter Moore. In the letter, dated October 2019, Moore apologises to Evra for the way in which Liverpool responded to […]

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The retailer said the extra £5 can provide children with nutritious meals at home each day Marcus Rashford has thanked Marks and Spencer for bolstering the Government’s weekly £15 School Meal Vouchers to £20. The retailer announced on Friday that the extra £5 would be enough to provide children in England with enough nutritious meals […]

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Can you marry a football boot? (Please say yes) As far as football boots go, few designs come anywhere near close to matching adidas’ iconic 1998 Predator Accelerator. One of the most easy-on-the eye boots ever to grace a football pitch, they were worn by some of the sport’s biggest names in the very biggest […]

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JOE PRIZE DRAW T&C’s  Terms and Conditions The JOE Prize Draw will run between 20th January – 3rd February 2021. The JOE Prize Draw offers individuals who complete the survey, available to access via https://joefans.typeform.com/to/oZHh0I1A, a chance to win 1 x £50 Amazon Voucher by submitting their email address. In order to complete the survey […]

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‘I will be better Sunday’ Gary Neville has tweeted an apology for his commentary during Tuesday night’s Premier League game between Burnley and Manchester United. The former United captain was co-commentating on the game for Sky Sports, and saw his old side move three points clear at the top of the Premier League thanks to […]

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The fast food chain has unveiled its first rebrand in over two decades The start of a new year is seen by many as a time for new beginnings, and that definitely appears to be the case with Burger King, who have kicked off 2021 by unveiling their first rebrand in over 20 years. The […]

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Want free beer? Or course you do BrewDog has announced it is offering free beer to everyone in the UK. BrewDog’s Chief Executive Officer James Watt tweeted saying that the company would be offering a free four-pack of their Lost Lager to everyone in the UK. You will have to pay £1.95 for delivery though. […]

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The numbers continue to rise The Premier League has confirmed a record number of positive Covid-19 tests over the course of the last two rounds of testing. In total, 40 positive results were returned – more than double the 18 recorded during the previous week. The sharp rise is, perhaps, no great surprise. A continuing […]

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Guardiola urged those judging Mendy to look at their own actions Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has been criticised for his quotes regarding Benjamin Mendy’s breach of Covid regulations on New Years Eve. City confirmed over the weekend that Mendy would be the subject of an internal investigation after reports he held a party at […]

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“These two are serial offenders for me. These go over when you sneeze on them” Richard Keys has accused Marcus Rashford and Anthony Martial of “going down when you sneeze on them” when looking at the number of penalties won by Manchester United over the last year and a half. United moved level on points […]

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Crystal Palace captain Luka Milivojević starts against Sheffield United despite an apparent breach of Covid regulations on New Year’s Eve

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The Uruguayan has received a three-match ban for using a Spanish phrase that is considered offensive in some contexts on social media Edinson Cavani will also be fined £100,000 and must complete face-to-face education. Cavani chosed not to contest the FA’s charge. “A comment posted on the Manchester United FC striker’s Instagram page was insulting, […]

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“I don’t think there is anything that’s replaced it” Bill Bailey has said he would love to be part of a revived Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Speaking to The Mirror, the Strictly Come Dancing champion said that making the show was “some of the best fun I’ve ever had on television”. In September it was reported that Never Mind […]

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Hundreds of coronavirus volunteers have also received honours Singer Craig David has been made an MBE for his services for music in the 2021 New Years Honours list. Craig David’s first album Born To Do It became the fastest-selling debut from a British male solo artist in 2000. David’s manager Colin Lester also receives an […]

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United have competition It’s only right that today, the final day of 2020, we sign off with one final transfer story involving Jadon Sancho and Manchester United. The highly rated Borussia Dortmund winger seemed destined to move to Old Trafford throughout the summer, only for the relentless stream of articles and tweets promising the transfer […]

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No fuss, no finger pointing, just a lot of grace and decorum from Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Very classy from the North London club.

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‘Best league in the world’ – LOL. Mourinho in full sarcasm mode. Really, who can blame him for being so p*ssed off at this stage

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Same ground. Same opposition. Same goal. Same minute. The similarities are uncanny as Manchester United score exactly the same injury-time goal against Wolves a decade apart

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“You young people, don’t give up. Just keep in there, just keep fighting.” What an incredible and uplifting message from the great Sir Anthony Hopkins.

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Some Manchester United fans may be getting a tad giddy about competing with Liverpool, but Rashford thinks such talk is “a bit stupid”

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“I am 66 years old and the last thing I want to do is catch Covid!” Big Sam is calling for a temporary cancellation in football fixtures

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The official Leeds United tweet has been described as ‘vile’, ‘toxic’, ‘repellent’ and ‘disgusting’.

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The UK government has ordered 100 million doses of the newly approved Covid-19 vaccine – enough to vaccinate 50 million people.

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As Covid cases skyrocket, ministers are under pressure to take stronger action

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Chelsea dropped more points as Aston Villa took a point from Stamford Bridge Chelsea players were left angered as Aston Villa scored an equaliser at Stamford Bridge seconds after what they felt was a foul by Jack Grealish on Andreas Christensen. Olivier Giroud had given Frank Lampard’s side the lead in the first half, but […]

5 years ago

Neymar has yet to respond to the reports Paris Saint-Germain forward Neymar has been on the receiving end of criticism in his native Brazil after reportedly organising a five-day party in a mansion close to Rio de Janeiro. Brazilian outlet O Globo (via the Daily Mail) claim Neymar rented a mansion in Mangaratiba on Rio’s Green […]

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Life finds a way – but Netflix doesn’t Christmas is a time for giving, and being with the ones you love. But it is also a time for watching lots of films. Classic films in particular. Classic films that you have seen a million times before, but you still end up watching in a nostalgic […]

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As much as Solskjaer is grateful for Bruno Fernandes’ goals and assists, he does get frustrated on occasions with his Portuguese star.

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Originally white, the rainbow-themed Puma Future 6.1 football boots are adorned with a design very personal to James Maddison.

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This is possibly the greatest use of deepfake technology we’ve ever seen. Pep Guardiola’s flow is unreal. Eminem would be proud

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