Ready or not, Christmas is coming and it is time to get ready You are an adult. Yet you still want an advent calendar, because you are actually a little child inside. And while it is not really acceptable for you to have a traditional chocolate advent calendar, there is the grown-up answer – the […]

6 years ago

‘He doesn’t deserve this’ It’s becoming a regular feature of Manchester United games. Without fail, at some point in the last 10 minutes of a game Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s men aren’t winning, the camera cuts to Donny van de Beek, sitting alone, looking sad… Really, really sad. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. Much […]

6 years ago

A crucial moment Since his injury at the weekend, much has been made of who will fill in for Virgil van Dijk in Liverpool’s defence. On Wednesday, as Jurgen Klopp’s side opened their Champions League campaign against Ajax in Amsterdam, Fabinho dropped back from his usual berth in midfield to help cover the Dutchman. And […]

6 years ago

Liverpool are extremely light on central defensive options Jurgen Klopp faces a potential selection dilemma ahead of his Liverpool side’s return to Champions League action this week, with Joel Matip missing Tuesday’s training session. Matip required a precautionary scan after a muscle injury picked up in Saturday’s Merseyside Derby against Everton. The defender had started […]

6 years ago

That is Sunday lunch sorted Marks & Spencer are doing a great deal on roast dinners at the moment that is definitely worth checking out. The chain are offering essentially a whole roast dinner for less than a tenner. The deal includes a roasting joint, and two sides, for just £8. Which means Sunday lunch […]

6 years ago

We can all agree that Jack Grealish is a very talented footballer for both club and country, but who do you agree with – Ian Wright or Roy Keane?

6 years ago

This is 2020 A video which appears to show a group of teens dancing back to back at a prom in order to maintain social distancing has gone viral. The video shows a full hall of boys and girls in formal wear, dancing with their arms hooked together. The unique dances moves don’t seem to […]

6 years ago

Cavani looks in top physical condition ahead of his United debut Perhaps with good reason, many might have cast a cynical eye over Manchester United’s deadline day acquisition of Edinson Cavani. Here is a player who, after spending his prime years with Napoli and Paris Saint-Germain, is now 33 and approaching the end of his […]

6 years ago

In sponsorship with Chicago Town Pizza is one of the best things in the world. Beer is another of the best things in the world. And as logic would dictate, bringing the two of them together is even better. In fact, a new poll conducted by Chicago Town actually proved this, discovering that 75.5% of […]

6 years ago

Worth staying in for Staying in tonight? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show line-up will keep you entertained. After starting the new series last week, Graham Norton continues with another great line up of guests, including a Hollywood A-list, one of the biggest popstars in the world, and British comedy royalty, all joining him on the […]

6 years ago

It’s a brand known around the world, and perhaps one of the most recognisable emblems in sport. Not to mention that famous kit, but it’s time for a change.

6 years ago

“The hardest thing I‘ve ever watched” Netflix has become known for their hard-hitting true-crime documentaries and their latest offering, American Murder: The Family Next Door, is no different. The film launched on September 30th, and over the weekend it has had a big reaction on social media, with viewers calling it ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’. American Murder: […]

6 years ago

Oh Mike. Do NOT try this at home. It was stupid then and it is stupid now. Do not be like Mike Parry because you’ll regret it.

6 years ago

The Graham Norton Show returns tonight with actual guests back in the studio – and a lineup

6 years ago

Norton has apologised for claiming that same sex partners on Strictly Come Dancing would ‘muddy the waters for the judges’

6 years ago

What’s this? Leaked kit news? In *autumn*? It’s getting a little late in the year for poor quality images of leaked kits to be doing the rounds on social media. Fear not, though, we aren’t *quite* done yet. And this one’s a biggy. Thanks to several hundred million of Qatari petrodollar, Paris Saint-Germain have transformed themselves […]

6 years ago

Oof! Ghana aren’t playing games. Take. Our. Money.

6 years ago

If only… A jar of White Chocolate Nutella has appeared on Instagram, and you are probably very excited to try it. And judging by the comments on the post by Australian food blogger Bruce Super Convenience, you would not be the only ones. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFVdzXNBulL/?utm_source=ig_embed We have bad news for you. It is not real. Well, […]

6 years ago

It’s a long, long season ahead In these early weeks of a season, all football fans know the importance of not getting too carried away. Sure, your team might have won their first three games on the bounce, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re destined for league glory, just as three consecutive defeats doesn’t mean […]

6 years ago

Oof! You’re certainly not going to miss this manic pink number on the football pitch as Norwich City go back to the fuchsia.

6 years ago

Apparently Manchester City’s new psychedelic kit is a nod to Britpop and the mod culture of the 1960s. What do you think? Hit or miss?

6 years ago

“Must be a kids portion” Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been widely mocked online for charging £45 for a Sunday roast. On Sunday, Ramsay tweeted announcing the roast dinner will be available at London’s swanky Savoy Grill. Sundays at Savoy Grill…. roast sirloin of beef with all the trimmings…. absolutely stunning !! @GordonRamsayGRR pic.twitter.com/rqywNDj5BV — […]

6 years ago

What have you done with your life? What have you achieved over the last ten year? What have you contributed to society? What will you be remembered for when you leave this mortal plane? Whatever the answer, it will not be as impressive as chef Rick Panesar, who has spent the last decade working on […]

6 years ago

“A first-class mafia thriller” with two superb performances. With a career that spans 50 years, it’s sometimes easy to forget some of the truly iconic films that Al Pacino has starred in. Dog Day Afternoon, The Godfather, Scarface, Heat, Serpico, The Insider and Glengarry Glen Ross are just a few of his memorable roles, but […]

6 years ago

Well this doesn’t feel good

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OOF! Take. Our. Money. If anything this is even better than Nigeria’s record-breaking previous home kit, which boasted 3 million orders just in pre-sales.

6 years ago

If you want an extra sausage, that’ll be a fiver Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been widely mocked online for charging £19 for a full English breakfast. On Sunday, Ramsay tweeted announcing the breakfast that will be available at London’s swanky Savoy Grill. “The most amazing Full English…. can’t wait for you to try it […]

6 years ago

Fair play to Jurgen Klopp for bringing up ‘Spygate’. Whether he’s still laughing on Saturday evening after facing Bielsa’s Leeds United remains to be seen

6 years ago

Following developments on Friday morning at their Carrington training complex, it now looks likely that Manchester United are selling the duo

6 years ago

To celebrate the launch of the new Umbro England kit, JOE have teamed up with Umbro to giveaway 2 shirts. Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must tag a friend to be in with a chance of winning a shirt for the entrant and their tagged friend. Entrants must follow […]

6 years ago

JOE FOOTBALL PRIZE DRAW T&C’s  Terms and Conditions The JOE Football Prize Draw will run between 4th September – 18th September 2020. The JOE Football Prize Draw offers individuals who complete the FootballJOE survey, available to access via https://joefans.typeform.com/to/ZHaxp2oM, a chance to win 1 x £100 Amazon Voucher by submitting their email address. In order […]

6 years ago

Win a copy of Dylan Harley’s new book, The Hurt Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must like the post and comment. Entrants must follow @RugbyJOE on Instagram The competition opens at 3pm today (10.09.2020) and close at midnight on Sunday 13th September. (GMT). 3x winners will be chosen. Each winner will […]

6 years ago

The ‘generational talent’ of Italian football is available for as little as £35m, but Manchester United being Manchester United, they’ve moved too late.

6 years ago

He warned that electing Biden would “demolish” the American dream As riots continue across the country and black men and women continue to killed by police, US President Donald Trump has said that Joe Biden would bring chaos to US cities and cause a wave of socialism across the US if he was elected. In […]

6 years ago

This is class from West Ham United. The gold detailing is a beautiful touch whilst the blacked out lettering really makes the gold pop

6 years ago

All the talk has been about Manchester City so far, and Messi joining his former manager Pep Guardiola at the Etihad, but this would be an enticing prospect

6 years ago

The singer was diagnosed earlier this year Sarah Harding, a former member of pop group Girls Aloud, has confirmed that she is suffering from advanced breast cancer which has spread to “other parts” of her body. The singer revealed that she had been diagnosed earlier this year, before being told weeks ago that it had […]

6 years ago

We’re used to Japan’s experimental designs, but this is a thing of absolute beauty. Hang it in the Louvre. Wear it to a wedding. Take our money

6 years ago

Blimey. Is this just a jubilant player harmlessly enjoying a bit of banter or should he have a bit more respect for teary-eyed losers?

6 years ago

Oof. Talk about fresh. The best looking kit in Glasgow this season? ?

6 years ago

What does it feel like to win a Champions League? Former Marseille, AC Milan and Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly looks back at winning the UEFA Champions League twice. As an integral part of Milan’s 1994 UEFA Champions League winning team which demolished Barcelona 4-0 in the final, Desailly credits the success to the support he […]

6 years ago

Take the test to decide which club Lionel Messi will be leaving Barcelona for. Choose wisely – the destiny of the greatest player of all time is at stake.

6 years ago

You can’t go to the stadium but what better way to enjoy the pinnacle of football than going to a drive-in to watch the Champions League final

6 years ago

Prize details: 1x night stay for two people in the Pennyhill Park Hotel (London Rd, Bagshot GU19 5EU) on Sunday 23rdAugust 2020 Terms and Conditions Entrants may enter on either JOE’s Twitter or Instagram platforms. To enter the competition entrants must reply to either the competition tweet @FootballJOE Twitter or the competition post on @FootballJOE […]

6 years ago

Next time it will be a “red card” Celtic and Aberdeen’s fixtures this week are expected to be postponed after players from both clubs broke Scotland Covid-19 lockdown rules. Scotland First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said fans should “not expect to see Aberdeen or Celtic play this week” in a statement that warned of more severe […]

6 years ago

Prize details: 1x signed UEFA Champions League shirt (team TBC) 50x Hotels.com 20% off discount vouchers Terms and Conditions 1. Entrants may enter on either JOE’s Twitter or Instagram platforms. 2. To enter the competition entrants must reply to either the competition tweet @FootballJOE Twitter or the competition post on @FootballJOE Instagram saying which team […]

6 years ago

EA Sports have made a lot of subtle changes to the gameplay for the latest edition of FIFA, and it feels like it’s going to be a much better game

6 years ago

Live updates on every big transfer across Europe this transfer window as players such as Jadon Sancho and Kai Havertz edge closer to the Premier League

6 years ago

Good news for all you Peri-PeriHeads out there Nando’s, the almost religiously loved supplier of spicy chicken, has announced that it is reopening 92 locations for dining in, bringing the total of locations now open for eating in to 102. Fans of the flavour purveyors in London, Manchester, Reading, Leeds, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Coventry, Sheffield and […]

6 years ago

Aston Villa don’t count, by the way They’ve dropped down once, got back up last season and survived since. Only the clubs who have gone up and down matter in this one and, in the history of the Premier League since 1992/93, 25 teams have yo-yo’d and dropped out of the English top flight at […]

6 years ago