
Roy Keane and Ian Wright clash over “Messiah of England” Jack Grealish
We can all agree that Jack Grealish is a very talented footballer for both club and country, but who do you agree with – Ian Wright or Roy Keane?
6 years ago
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Roy Keane and Ian Wright clash over “Messiah of England” Jack Grealish
We can all agree that Jack Grealish is a very talented footballer for both club and country, but who do you agree with – Ian Wright or Roy Keane?
6 years ago

Teens dance back-to-back at prom to maintain social distancing
This is 2020 A video which appears to show a group of teens dancing back to back at a prom in order to maintain social distancing has gone viral. The video shows a full hall of boys and girls in formal wear, dancing with their arms hooked together. The unique dances moves don’t seem to […]
6 years ago

Edinson Cavani Instagram post shows he’s in incredible shape ahead of Man Utd debut
Cavani looks in top physical condition ahead of his United debut Perhaps with good reason, many might have cast a cynical eye over Manchester United’s deadline day acquisition of Edinson Cavani. Here is a player who, after spending his prime years with Napoli and Paris Saint-Germain, is now 33 and approaching the end of his […]
6 years ago

Chicago Town have made a special beer that goes perfectly with pizza
In sponsorship with Chicago Town Pizza is one of the best things in the world. Beer is another of the best things in the world. And as logic would dictate, bringing the two of them together is even better. In fact, a new poll conducted by Chicago Town actually proved this, discovering that 75.5% of […]
6 years ago

Tonight’s Graham Norton show has a very impressive line-up of guests
Worth staying in for Staying in tonight? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show line-up will keep you entertained. After starting the new series last week, Graham Norton continues with another great line up of guests, including a Hollywood A-list, one of the biggest popstars in the world, and British comedy royalty, all joining him on the […]
6 years ago

End of an era for Ajax CT following major rebrand and new badge
It’s a brand known around the world, and perhaps one of the most recognisable emblems in sport. Not to mention that famous kit, but it’s time for a change.
6 years ago

Netflix’s American Murder: The Family Next Door called ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’ by viewers
“The hardest thing I‘ve ever watched” Netflix has become known for their hard-hitting true-crime documentaries and their latest offering, American Murder: The Family Next Door, is no different. The film launched on September 30th, and over the weekend it has had a big reaction on social media, with viewers calling it ‘terrifying’ and ‘disturbed’. American Murder: […]
6 years ago

A new generation has discovered Mike Parry eating cinnamon
Oh Mike. Do NOT try this at home. It was stupid then and it is stupid now. Do not be like Mike Parry because you’ll regret it.
6 years ago

The Graham Norton Show returns tonight with an incredible line-up
The Graham Norton Show returns tonight with actual guests back in the studio – and a lineup
6 years ago

Graham Norton apologises for questioning same-sex couples on Strictly
Norton has apologised for claiming that same sex partners on Strictly Come Dancing would ‘muddy the waters for the judges’
6 years ago

PSG’s stunning new Jordan third kit leaked online
What’s this? Leaked kit news? In *autumn*? It’s getting a little late in the year for poor quality images of leaked kits to be doing the rounds on social media. Fear not, though, we aren’t *quite* done yet. And this one’s a biggy. Thanks to several hundred million of Qatari petrodollar, Paris Saint-Germain have transformed themselves […]
6 years ago

Has Ghana’s new kit overtaken Nigeria as this year’s must-have shirt?
Oof! Ghana aren’t playing games. Take. Our. Money.
6 years ago

Someone has created White Chocolate Nutella and everyone wants to try it
If only… A jar of White Chocolate Nutella has appeared on Instagram, and you are probably very excited to try it. And judging by the comments on the post by Australian food blogger Bruce Super Convenience, you would not be the only ones. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFVdzXNBulL/?utm_source=ig_embed We have bad news for you. It is not real. Well, […]
6 years ago

Bookmaker pays out on Fulham relegation after just three games
It’s a long, long season ahead In these early weeks of a season, all football fans know the importance of not getting too carried away. Sure, your team might have won their first three games on the bounce, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re destined for league glory, just as three consecutive defeats doesn’t mean […]
6 years ago

Norwich City’s new kit is a pink assault on the senses
Oof! You’re certainly not going to miss this manic pink number on the football pitch as Norwich City go back to the fuchsia.
6 years ago

Manchester City’s new psychedelic kit is their wildest yet
Apparently Manchester City’s new psychedelic kit is a nod to Britpop and the mod culture of the 1960s. What do you think? Hit or miss?
6 years ago

Gordon Ramsay mocked for charging £45 for tiny roast dinner at posh restaurant
“Must be a kids portion” Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been widely mocked online for charging £45 for a Sunday roast. On Sunday, Ramsay tweeted announcing the roast dinner will be available at London’s swanky Savoy Grill. Sundays at Savoy Grill…. roast sirloin of beef with all the trimmings…. absolutely stunning !! @GordonRamsayGRR pic.twitter.com/rqywNDj5BV — […]
6 years ago

Chef spends 10 years coming up with recipe for the perfect fish finger sandwich
What have you done with your life? What have you achieved over the last ten year? What have you contributed to society? What will you be remembered for when you leave this mortal plane? Whatever the answer, it will not be as impressive as chef Rick Panesar, who has spent the last decade working on […]
6 years ago

Netflix has added one of Al Pacino’s greatest movies
“A first-class mafia thriller” with two superb performances. With a career that spans 50 years, it’s sometimes easy to forget some of the truly iconic films that Al Pacino has starred in. Dog Day Afternoon, The Godfather, Scarface, Heat, Serpico, The Insider and Glengarry Glen Ross are just a few of his memorable roles, but […]
6 years ago

10% of young Americans believe that Jews caused the Holocaust says new study
Well this doesn’t feel good
6 years ago

Nigeria’s new home kit is a funkadelic masterpiece
OOF! Take. Our. Money. If anything this is even better than Nigeria’s record-breaking previous home kit, which boasted 3 million orders just in pre-sales.
6 years ago

Gordon Ramsay ridiculed for charging £19 for a full English at posh restaurant
If you want an extra sausage, that’ll be a fiver Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been widely mocked online for charging £19 for a full English breakfast. On Sunday, Ramsay tweeted announcing the breakfast that will be available at London’s swanky Savoy Grill. “The most amazing Full English…. can’t wait for you to try it […]
6 years ago

Klopp pokes fun at Bielsa ‘Spygate’ controversy ahead of Leeds game
Fair play to Jurgen Klopp for bringing up ‘Spygate’. Whether he’s still laughing on Saturday evening after facing Bielsa’s Leeds United remains to be seen
6 years ago

Manchester United duo expected to leave club following training revelation
Following developments on Friday morning at their Carrington training complex, it now looks likely that Manchester United are selling the duo
6 years ago

Umbro giveaway: Ts&Cs
To celebrate the launch of the new Umbro England kit, JOE have teamed up with Umbro to giveaway 2 shirts. Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must tag a friend to be in with a chance of winning a shirt for the entrant and their tagged friend. Entrants must follow […]
6 years ago

FootballJOE Survey T&Cs
JOE FOOTBALL PRIZE DRAW T&C’s Terms and Conditions The JOE Football Prize Draw will run between 4th September – 18th September 2020. The JOE Football Prize Draw offers individuals who complete the FootballJOE survey, available to access via https://joefans.typeform.com/to/ZHaxp2oM, a chance to win 1 x £100 Amazon Voucher by submitting their email address. In order […]
6 years ago

Terms & Conditions: Penguin Books
Win a copy of Dylan Harley’s new book, The Hurt Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must like the post and comment. Entrants must follow @RugbyJOE on Instagram The competition opens at 3pm today (10.09.2020) and close at midnight on Sunday 13th September. (GMT). 3x winners will be chosen. Each winner will […]
6 years ago

Manchester United enquire too late for ‘new Pirlo’ – now set to miss out
The ‘generational talent’ of Italian football is available for as little as £35m, but Manchester United being Manchester United, they’ve moved too late.
6 years ago

Donald Trump accepts Republican nomination in deranged White House speech
He warned that electing Biden would “demolish” the American dream As riots continue across the country and black men and women continue to killed by police, US President Donald Trump has said that Joe Biden would bring chaos to US cities and cause a wave of socialism across the US if he was elected. In […]
6 years ago

West Ham unveil stunning new ‘stealth’ kit to celebrate 125 years
This is class from West Ham United. The gold detailing is a beautiful touch whilst the blacked out lettering really makes the gold pop
6 years ago

Fresh twist in Messi saga could see him join ‘world’s best attack’
All the talk has been about Manchester City so far, and Messi joining his former manager Pep Guardiola at the Etihad, but this would be an enticing prospect
6 years ago

Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding reveals she has advanced breast cancer
The singer was diagnosed earlier this year Sarah Harding, a former member of pop group Girls Aloud, has confirmed that she is suffering from advanced breast cancer which has spread to “other parts” of her body. The singer revealed that she had been diagnosed earlier this year, before being told weeks ago that it had […]
6 years ago

Japan’s gorgeous new away kit is a thing of minimalist beauty
We’re used to Japan’s experimental designs, but this is a thing of absolute beauty. Hang it in the Louvre. Wear it to a wedding. Take our money
6 years ago

Is Manuel Neuer’s Instagram dig at PSG needlessly petty or harmless fun?
Blimey. Is this just a jubilant player harmlessly enjoying a bit of banter or should he have a bit more respect for teary-eyed losers?
6 years ago

Celtic’s stunning new kit ditches club badge for clean fresh look
Oof. Talk about fresh. The best looking kit in Glasgow this season? ?
6 years ago

‘I was on top of the roof of the world’: Marcel Desailly on winning the Champions League
What does it feel like to win a Champions League? Former Marseille, AC Milan and Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly looks back at winning the UEFA Champions League twice. As an integral part of Milan’s 1994 UEFA Champions League winning team which demolished Barcelona 4-0 in the final, Desailly credits the success to the support he […]
6 years ago

Personality test: YOU get to choose Lionel Messi’s next club
Take the test to decide which club Lionel Messi will be leaving Barcelona for. Choose wisely – the destiny of the greatest player of all time is at stake.
6 years ago

Pepsi Max are hosting a drive-in for the Champions League final
You can’t go to the stadium but what better way to enjoy the pinnacle of football than going to a drive-in to watch the Champions League final
6 years ago

Terms and Conditions: Hotels.com Hotel Prize Competition
Prize details: 1x night stay for two people in the Pennyhill Park Hotel (London Rd, Bagshot GU19 5EU) on Sunday 23rdAugust 2020 Terms and Conditions Entrants may enter on either JOE’s Twitter or Instagram platforms. To enter the competition entrants must reply to either the competition tweet @FootballJOE Twitter or the competition post on @FootballJOE […]
6 years ago

Celtic and Aberdeen matches expected to be called off after Covid-19 breaches
Next time it will be a “red card” Celtic and Aberdeen’s fixtures this week are expected to be postponed after players from both clubs broke Scotland Covid-19 lockdown rules. Scotland First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said fans should “not expect to see Aberdeen or Celtic play this week” in a statement that warned of more severe […]
6 years ago

Terms and Conditions: Hotels.com Signed Shirt and Hotel Voucher
Prize details: 1x signed UEFA Champions League shirt (team TBC) 50x Hotels.com 20% off discount vouchers Terms and Conditions 1. Entrants may enter on either JOE’s Twitter or Instagram platforms. 2. To enter the competition entrants must reply to either the competition tweet @FootballJOE Twitter or the competition post on @FootballJOE Instagram saying which team […]
6 years ago

Hands on with FIFA 21, where the ‘fundamentals of football’ come first
EA Sports have made a lot of subtle changes to the gameplay for the latest edition of FIFA, and it feels like it’s going to be a much better game
6 years ago

Summer transfer window 2020: live updates
Live updates on every big transfer across Europe this transfer window as players such as Jadon Sancho and Kai Havertz edge closer to the Premier League
6 years ago

Nando’s is reopening 92 more restaurants across the UK
Good news for all you Peri-PeriHeads out there Nando’s, the almost religiously loved supplier of spicy chicken, has announced that it is reopening 92 locations for dining in, bringing the total of locations now open for eating in to 102. Fans of the flavour purveyors in London, Manchester, Reading, Leeds, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Coventry, Sheffield and […]
6 years ago

QUIZ: Name the 25 clubs relegated from the Premier League more than once
Aston Villa don’t count, by the way They’ve dropped down once, got back up last season and survived since. Only the clubs who have gone up and down matter in this one and, in the history of the Premier League since 1992/93, 25 teams have yo-yo’d and dropped out of the English top flight at […]
6 years ago

Slang Wars: South Wales vs Manchester
Everyone loves a bit of slang One of the most beautiful things about this world in which we live is that each and every single area of the earth inhabited by people has its own, uniquely distinct slang. We’ve already looked at Irish slang, as well as tried to help you learn a little bit […]
6 years ago

So long David Silva, one of the greatest ever
After 10 years, Silva has left City When David Silva joined Manchester City in the summer of 2010, the club was on the beginning of a journey. Recently taken over by Sheikh Mansour and with manager Roberto Mancini at the helm for his second season at the Etihad, the club had its sights set on […]
6 years ago

Portland turns into warzone as Trump sends in troops
The American city has been the scene of protests for more than 50 days Violence has escalated in the American city of Portland in recent days after US president Donald Trump ordered federal troops to crackdown on protestors. The city has been the scene of consistent protests over the past 50 days, and Trump deemed […]
6 years ago

Conspiracy theorists protest against face masks
Wear a mask for goodness sake It’s very simple people. If you wear a mask it will protect you and others. Coronavirus is extremely dangerous, it is not ‘just a flu’. It has claimed the lives of more than 45,000 British people and the lives of more than 600,000 globally. In an ideal world, all […]
6 years ago

The teaser trailer for Spurs’ documentary All Or Nothing has been released
This is going to be good Tottenham Hotspur started the 2019/20 season with a mix of enthusiasm and trepidation. Having been on the receiving end of a defeat to Liverpool in the 2019 Champions League final, question marks loomed over the future of Mauricio Pochettino. Fast forward to 19 November 2019 and Spurs sat 14th […]
6 years ago