
This malware virus is hitting some major apps on Android phones
It’s so bad you may need a new phone…
11 years ago
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This malware virus is hitting some major apps on Android phones
It’s so bad you may need a new phone…
11 years ago

Watch Conor McGregor detail how he will beat Jose Aldo (if he shows up at UFC 194)
Will McGregor’s latest prediction come true?
11 years ago

Luke Shaw is back in the gym as his recovery kicks up a gear (Pic)
The photo every United fan wants to see…
11 years ago

Russian athletics activity considered “state-sponsored doping” by authorities
The investigation into alleged doping from Russian athletes has thrown up some very serious findings from those at the top. Dick Pound, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), recommended the country’s track and field athletes be banned from the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro unless significant changes are made. The comments follow a […]
11 years ago

Ronda Rousey outlines the daily diet necessary to be the best fighter on the planet
Loves a bit of cinnamon
11 years ago

James Corden duets with Kylie on her new Christmas song (listen)
Sorry to have to do this to you but it’s the time of year for Christmas collaborations. First up is James Corden, who is at it again with Kylie (singing, we mean…). The Late Late show host has joined Ms Minogue on new single ‘Only You’, the first release from her upcoming album, ‘Kylie Christmas’, […]
11 years ago

Manchester United complete yet another bizarre sponsorship deal
Manchester United are well known their various sponsorship deals, and they’ve now added another. Their latest ‘global partnership’ deal is with luxury designer footwear brand HEROES S.R.L and will see first-team players wear the shoes when on official club duty. They're at it again…luxury designer footwear brand, HEROES S.R.L. are United's latest partners. #mufc — […]
11 years ago

Kurt Cobain’s cardigan and John Lennon’s guitar sold for an eye-watering price this weekend…
There’s always been a cultural obsession with Kurt Cobain, so it’s no wonder his cardigan was sold at auction for a hefty price. It’s not any old sweater either, it’s the cardigan he wore during Nirvana’ appearance on MTV: Unplugged. The knit had been expected to make up to $80,000 but in fact sold for $140,800 […]
11 years ago

Daniel Craig plays ‘fart gags’ on his co-stars
One in the stink…
11 years ago

Brave schoolboy who was told he had weeks to live delivers this incredible speech to his classmates (Video)
A schoolboy who was told he had just weeks to live delivered an emotional speech to his classmates at his graduation ceremony. 18 year old Jack Bailey was told that he would die within three weeks if he didn’t have immediate treatment on a rare and aggressive form of cancer. After learning of his illness […]
11 years ago

Jan Vertonghen compared to Vinnie Jones as he’s pictured grabbing Olivier Giroud
Jan Vertonghen had a ‘Vinnie Jones moment’ as his Tottenham side faced Arsenal. Having been involved in a physical tussle with Olivier Giroud for most of the game, the Belgian was pictured with his hand very close to the Arsenal man’s nether regions. The image even made the back page of the Mirror. Monday's Daily […]
11 years ago

McDonald’s worker filmed taunting and throwing a drink over homeless man (Video)
We can only hope he’s been sacked
11 years ago

Brian Blessed reveals he threw away Picasso worth a potential £50m
To say Brian Blessed is a bit of a character is an understatement. The larger-than-life actor recently hit the headlines for a story he told about delivering a baby in a London park, but his latest revelation is even more grandiose. Blessed claims to have met Pablo Picasso when he was a teenager, according to […]
11 years ago

David Moyes might get a stay of execution for the strangest reason
They can’t sack you if they can’t find you – at least David Moyes will hope that’s the case. The former Manchester United man is all but done at Real Sociedad after a poor start to the season, but he won’t be sacked just yet. But it’s not a last-minute change of heart from the club’s owners – […]
11 years ago

Arsenal v Tottenham – Player Ratings
Petr Cech – 7 Produced a huge save from Alderweireld at 1-0 Mathieu Debuchy – 6 Dealt better with Eriksen than he did with Bayern’s wingers in midweek Per Mertesacker – 5 Caught out for Kane’s goal when he got dragged out of position Laurent Koscielny – 6 Not been at his best this season but […]
11 years ago

Team line-ups for Arsenal vs Spurs
In a week where Arsenal were humbled by Bayern Munich to leave their Champions League hopes hanging by a thread, much has been said about their growing injury list. With a host of first team players absent for today’s game against North London rivals Tottenham, Arsene Wenger has been able to recall Laurent Koscielny to his […]
11 years ago

Nightclub CCTV captures man failing to kick a football in a spectacular fashion (Video)
Whenever somebody has a few pints in them, that’s when the tall tales come out. We can all relate to being in the presence of someone who’s had a few beers that will tell stories of their trials with various Premier League clubs and how only injury denied them a professional career. In the case […]
11 years ago

Chelsea are using Whatsapp to connect the clubs many loaned-out players
It’s become well known in recent years that Chelsea like to loan out a player or two. That’s certainly still the case with 34 Chelsea players currently farmed out from the Stamford Bridge club. One of those loanees is Patrick Bamford, who is currently with Crystal Palace. The 22-year-old has revealed that the club is […]
11 years ago

Facebook is deleting and blocking all links to another social media site
acebook are blocking links to another social media site, it has emerged. When users try and add a link to Tsu.co – a small incite-only social network – Facebook blocks the post, preventing it from appearing. Furthermore, mentions on Facebook Messenger also don’t work, reports CNN. But there may well be a valid reason for this. […]
11 years ago

Someone made a life-sized Prince George cake and it’s the creepiest thing you’ll see all week (Pic)
Did they use royal icing?
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho makes his point to the FA with team sheet submission (Pic)
Jose Mourinho isn’t a man to take things lying down. The Chelsea boss is clearly frustrated by the FA’s decision to ban him from the Blues’ trip to Stoke on Saturday – and even dragged Jurgen Klopp into his protests. With assistant Steve Holland taking charge of Chelsea at Stoke, Mourinho’s official team sheet took a sly […]
11 years ago

This Aston Villa youngster is in the shape of his life (Pic)
We know footballers are a fit bunch, what with all the training they do and their carefully planned diets. But Aston Villa youngster Adama Traore is taking things to new extremes. The 19-year-old summer signing from Barcelona – who could be in line for a huge pay rise – was pictured in this Instagram post by […]
11 years ago

James McClean was booed at Old Trafford for choosing not to wear a poppy…
For the fourth year running James McClean has exercised his right not to wear a Remembrance Day poppy, and once again his decision hasn’t gone down well with some. The West Brom winger explained his stance in an eloquent and heartfelt letter to Baggies fans a few weeks ago, and today lined up for his side against Manchester United at […]
11 years ago

Watch Rio Ferdinand reveal how David Beckham taunts drove Cristiano Ronaldo into a fury
Easy to wind up
11 years ago

Robert Pires’ Ultimate Arsenal XI has at least three dubious selections…
Boggles the mind
11 years ago

Romelu Lukaku perfectly predicted his goal…and West Ham should have known better
Some things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and Romelu Lukaku scoring against West Ham. The Hammers should probably have been aware of the Belgian’s threat before allowing him to score his SEVENTH goal in SEVEN matches against them. Lukaku equalises for Everton. He's now scored in 7 straight games against West Ham. — Gary […]
11 years ago

Does the new Andrea Pirlo play for Bournemouth? That’s what it says here…
Well, that wasn’t expected
11 years ago

Rangers supporters pay respects ahead of Remembrance Sunday with huge tifo
Ahead of Remembrance Sunday, football clubs around the UK honoured those who fought for their country in World War 1 and World War 2. In Scotland, Rangers fans took part in a huge tifo at Ibrox to pay their respects, with the poignant message: “All gave some – some gave all”. Ibrox ahead of minute's […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal plays it safe with Manchester United team selection for West Brom clash
If it ain’t broke
11 years ago

We doubt Rio Ferdinand will have any use for his birthday gift from Robbie Savage
Straight onto eBay
11 years ago

Stoke City fan offers Mourinho a clever way around his stadium ban…
A quick-thinking Stoke City fan has offered Jose Mourinho an ingenious way around his one-match stadium ban this afternoon. Chelsea travel to the Britannia Stadium for a 5.30pm kick-off, but Mourinho has suggested he’ll probably watch the game at home on his iPad following his FA punishment. However, according to the Stoke Sentinel, Stoke supporter Carl […]
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp has some praise for Brendan Rodgers after inheriting his Liverpool team
You don’t normally hear football managers talking about their predecessors, but Jurgen Klopp isn’t a normal manager – despite what he says. The candid German commented on the condition of his players ahead of Liverpool’s match against Crystal Palace, offering some words of praise for Brendan Rodgers. “I didn’t have to teach the players how […]
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo can’t hold a high note to save his life (Video)
Lucky he’s a footballer
11 years ago

Robbie Savage says John Terry’s attack was “personal” and Rio Ferdinand agrees (Video)
Robbie Savage feels John Terry’s criticism of his punditry was “personal”, sharing his thoughts on the matter with BT Sport. Savage, who has also claimed that Terry insulted football fans in general with his comments, was asked by co-presenter Darren Fletcher whether he thought the Chelsea captain’s remarks were a personal attack. He responded: “Yeah, I […]
11 years ago

Gheorghe Hagi flings his own player back onto the pitch after time-wasting stunt (Video)
Great to see
11 years ago

Gary Neville threw an impromptu party for Salford City’s FA Cup heroes at his flash hotel
Party back at my gaff
11 years ago

Vincent Kompany shows what a sound man he is with fine gesture of support for Belgium U’17 keeper
Classy and funny
11 years ago

The reaction of Manchester United legends in the crowd to Salford goal is brilliant (Video)
Neville is going mental!
11 years ago

Rory McIlroy goes painfully close to a hole in one in Shanghai as girlfriend watches on (Video)
Almost an ace!
11 years ago

Xabi Alonso is spending his Friday in the most Xabi Alonso way possible (Pic)
Make this man the next James Bond
11 years ago

Vicente del Bosque churns out the oldest cliche possible about the England football team
We’ve heard this one before
11 years ago

The Japanese Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer contains unseen footage (Video)
There’s been a disturbance in the force. When the new trailer was released for Star Wars: The Force Awakens recently, most of the world turned to the internet to check it out. And deservedly so too, because it was brilliant. In fact, it made us start to speculate over who the main villain might be […]
11 years ago

The Stone Roses – extra dates announced, GO!
Round 2!
11 years ago

Rugby union veterans see the funny side of Sam Burgess’s defection
Class divide
11 years ago

Arsene Wenger’s assessment of Arsenal’s form likely to worry fans
Calendar kings
11 years ago

Gary Neville is tormenting Salford City managers with early morning text messages
Back seat coaching
11 years ago

Coldplay have dropped a new track – hear it here first and tell us what you think
Coldplay have announced the global release of their seventh album, A Head Full Of Dreams – and say this time they plan to tour. The band recorded the album in Malibu, LA and London and it features more guests than any previous Coldplay record, with Beyoncé, Noel Gallagher, ToveLo and Merry Clayton among those appearing across its 11 […]
11 years ago

Tips on how to get your tickets on Stone Roses day
At 9.30am on Friday morning, no work will be done. Everyone will be trying to get Stone Roses tickets. Or moaning about people trying to get Stone Roses tickets. First things first, here are those important links: GigsAndTours Ticketmaster See Tickets Ticketline Now here are 5 invaluable tips on how to secure those precious tickets… […]
11 years ago

Celtic fans reckon Ronny Delia is dead Norwegian wood after latest loss
No home comforts
11 years ago