
Blur’s Alex James proves all is forgiven by playing Oasis’ ‘Wonderwall’ (Video)
‘And all the roads that lead you there were winding’
11 years ago
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Blur’s Alex James proves all is forgiven by playing Oasis’ ‘Wonderwall’ (Video)
‘And all the roads that lead you there were winding’
11 years ago

Sergio Busquets reveals *far* too much about his sex life
Premature revelations…
11 years ago

Bono’s guitar playing days appear to be numbered
Could it be that Bono’s guitar playing days are behind him? It seems that way. U2’s iconic frontman fell from his bike last November, suffering multiple fractures to his face, arm, shoulder and left hand. Two of his fingers remain numb and are unable to extend, leaving him uncertain over whether he’ll ever be able […]
11 years ago

Anthony Martial responds to claims Wayne Rooney didn’t know who he was
It won’t be hard for Wayne Rooney to spot Anthony Martial at their first Manchester United training session together – he will be the lad with the £36m price-tag floating over his head. Rooney was not the only footballer, or football fan, asking ‘Anthony who?’ when United were reported to be sealing a deal for […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor takes aim at Aldo, Faber, Mendes and pretty much everybody at LA event
Conor McGregor clearly has no issue tearing into his rivals. McGregor conducted a snapchat Q&A in Los Angeles today and it seemed like his sole mission from the event was to score some points over anyone and everyone He got the ball rolling by making the obligatory “Aldo is ducking me” dig. Admittedly, a cheap […]
11 years ago

Chicharito’s parting message to Manchester United only adds to his legend
The Premier League will be a less cheerful place without Javier ‘Little Pea’ Hernandez. Chicharito left Manchester United just before deadline day and has already made his Bayer Leverkusen debut. The Mexican striker was a firm favourite of former boss Alex Ferguson and the United faithful. During his first three seasons with the club, under Ferguson, Hernandez scored […]
11 years ago

Europe’s first *legal* marijuana pills are on sale
Weed all about it…
11 years ago

Gareth Bale scores from ridiculous angle in Wales training (video)
Wales head into their qualifiers against Cyprus and Israel with a real shot at qualifying for next summer’s Euros. As the team prepares for one of the biggest weeks in Welsh football history, Gareth Bale treats onlookers to a particularly unusual finish. Bale, presumably in between training drills, uses the outside of his left foot […]
11 years ago

David de Gea’s Manchester United career looks set to be resurrected
Louis van Gaal ready to forgive and forget?
11 years ago

This hidden WhatsApp trick lets you see who your best friends are…
We now know who our real friends are… Practically everyone has WhatsApp on their phone these days and it continues to go from strength to strength since it was purchased by Facebook last year. A well-known feature on the app is the ‘blue tick’ icon which means that the person has seen the message you’ve sent to […]
11 years ago

Lawrence Dallaglio and Martin Johnson put Jack Whitehall through his paces ahead of Rugby World Cup (Video)
We’re very excited about the Rugby World Cup here at JOE, and we know we’re not the only ones. Comedian Jack Whitehall is getting ready for the biggest tournament in rugby by training with some English legends, including World Cup-winners Lawrence Dallaglio and Martin Johnson. Their task – as part of the Samsung School of Rugby […]
11 years ago

Zlatan gives a masterclass in how to finish from outside the box (video)
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is having quite a week as he prepares for a couple of internationals along with his Sweden teammates. Having already made his feelings known to a reporter during a press conference, Zlatan’s focus was clearly back on the upcoming matches judging by this bit of footage. The Paris Saint Germain forward rattles a left […]
11 years ago

The new Italy away kit has caused a stir (pictures)
Italy’s new away shirt has been unveiled and will make its first appearance as the Azzuri take on Malta this week. Made by Puma, the shirt is mainly white with green, white and red of the Italian flag running down its centre. There is plenty of blue in the kit – a stipe down each sleeve […]
11 years ago

Exciting McDonald’s plans mean all day breakfast could be just around the corner
We’re lovin’ it…
11 years ago

Freestyler creates history by pulling off complex skill (video)
She’s got skills…
11 years ago

Sean St. Ledger tells all about *that* Taylor Swift photo
There’s no bad blood….
11 years ago

Proof that Ronda Rousey might go on a date with you if you ask nicely (video)
Fortune favours the brave…
11 years ago

The Top 10 companies people want to leave and the Top 10 they’d love to join
Know anyone that works in these companies? If you’re like us then we’d imagine that your parents still find it strange that you or your siblings frequently change jobs, but that’s the nature of modern employment and business. People don’t stay in the same job for decades on end because there are always new challenges, experiences […]
11 years ago

Miley Cyrus on mind-altering drugs: “I loved it and want to do it again”
Miley Cyrus took an illegal blend of hallucinogenic drugs which had her “puking up different animals”. Despite the vomitous trip, she says she found it “healing”. The singer revealed she took the ayahuasca vine and a shrub called chacruna which contains hallucinogenic drug dimethyltryptamine (DMT) – and “loved” the way it made her feel and […]
11 years ago

Arsene Wenger speaks out about transfer market after passing on €50m striker
Thierry Henry, Martin Keown and just about every Arsenal fan felt the club should have bought at least one outfield player during the transfer window. The Gunners will return from the international break with as much strikers as Manchester United, which is hardly any. Olivier Giroud will be asked to carry the goalscoring load, with Joel […]
11 years ago

Watch Jimmy Kimmel explain the Miley Cyrus v Nicki Minaj row using emojis
Comme ci, comme ça
11 years ago

Fresher finds hilarious emergency uni stash behind panel wall (Pic)
This should get them started
11 years ago

Colin Farrell quit smoking using a bizarre method we’ve never heard before
Are you a smoker but want to give up the deadly habit? Maybe try Colin Farrell’s way… The actor wrote a “break-up letter” to “The Spirit of Tobacco”. Yep, that’s right, a break-up letter. The ‘True Detective’ star went down the symbolic route in which he penned a note explaining his decision to give up, […]
11 years ago

McDonald’s looks set to make the dreams of breakfast lovers come true
We’re excited as hell…
11 years ago

Joaquin Phoenix is so talented – but he won’t watch himself on screen
Not Joa-keen…
11 years ago

Man City fans mock United’s panic-buying with Supermarket Sweep p*sstake (Video)
Clean sweep…
11 years ago

Watch an emotional Hulk Hogan begging fans for forgiveness (Video)
Hulk Hogan broke his silence and begged for forgiveness following his racism fallout. Last month a recording from 2007 of the wrestler, real name Terry Bollea, using racial slurs emerged which led to his contract being terminated by the WWE and his career wiped from the hall of fame. Hulk Hogan appeared on Good Morning […]
11 years ago

Real Madrid release official timeline of events to explain breakdown of De Gea move….
After being widely ridiculed for their failure to sign David de Gea before Monday’s Spanish transfer deadline, Real Madrid have released a statement detailing the timeline of events. They appear to put the blame on Manchester United for the breakdown of the move, suggesting that the English club dragged their heels on transferring the official […]
11 years ago

A man was held for four months for “crystal meth” which turned out to be something very different
Imagine being arrested and detained for four months because police found a substance in your car that they believed to be crystal meth, which was in fact salt. This has happened to man, identity unknown, from Maryborough, Queensland in Australia. It took four months for forensic testing to be completed and for authorities to conclude […]
11 years ago

La Liga ruling body refuse to reopen registration for De Gea deal…
La Liga’s top brass have ruled out granting an extension to Real Madrid to complete a protracted move for David De Gea. The Manchester United keeper saw his switch to the Santiago Bernabeu stall late on Monday despite the two clubs finally agreeing a transfer fee. With Real failing to complete De Gea’s registration in time, it […]
11 years ago

Aston Villa derided for ‘stupid’ bid for Crystal Palace forward…
Football clubs keep such a tight grip on information these days that even most transfer fees remain undisclosed. But every now and then a juicy nugget is leaked – be it from a club official, agent or even a player. That’s what appears to have happened with Aston Villa’s offer for Crystal Palace forward Dwight […]
11 years ago

Jeremy Clarkson was the subject of an audacious last-minute big-money bid
It’s quite clear there are no bounds when it comes to the ambitions of Apple. In another step to taking over the world, the iPhone company is stepping into Hollywood as it plan to create its own TV shows. So advanced is the scheme, according to Variety, Apple even attempted to win a bidding war for Jeremy […]
11 years ago

JOE’s Premier League transfer tracker
All the Premier League transfers in one place
11 years ago

Touching picture of brave young Aston Villa fan shows all that is good about football
This is just beautiful
11 years ago

Watch this BBC presenter suffer an hilarious autocue fail
While doing a news report, this BBC presenter was at the centre of a funny autocue mishap which made us laugh quite a bit. As the report cut back to him, he was given an instruction to “pause for effect” which he wasn’t supposed to read out loud, but this presenter doesn’t play but the rules… […]
11 years ago

Man annoys girlfriend with an army of inflatable ducks (video)
The sound will stay with you forever.
11 years ago

The biggest workplace skive has been revealed
Is anyone surprised?
11 years ago

Old footage shows Mark Zuckerberg talking about Facebook in its early days
How things change…
11 years ago

Manchester City’s latest big move causes Arsenal to miss out on long-term target
The knock-on effect of Manchester City’s move for Kevin De Bruyne is being felt in Germany – and possibly North London. Having just lost De Bruyne, Wolfsburg have acted quickly to bring in Julian Draxler – one of Germany’s brightest talents. Draxler has long been tipped for a move to Arsenal, with Arsene Wenger said […]
11 years ago

Bayern Munich man snubs Premier League move
Brazilian defender Dante has ended his time at Bayern Munich, neglecting a move to England. The 31-year-old was heavily linked with a move to Manchester United two seasons ago and despite further interest from the Premier League, Dante has opted to stay in the Bundesliga by joining Wolfsburg. “We want to thank Dante,” said Bayern CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge. “Bayern […]
11 years ago

Your iPhone is no longer just compatible with an Apple Watch
About time…
11 years ago

Luis Suarez takes a bite out of Lionel Messi at Champions League draw
Footage has emerged of Barcelona teammates Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez joking around backstage at the Champions League draw on Thursday. The clip shows the former Liverpool man appearing to lunge forward with his mouth open, in a comical attempt to take a “bite” out of the Argentine footballing wizard. Considering Suarez’s track-record of biting […]
11 years ago

Text sent to wrong person goes wonderfully right
It really paints a nice picture…
11 years ago

Conor McGregor is already a UFC Hall of Famer, claims one former fighter
Big call…
11 years ago

All Black wing Waisake Naholo’s broken leg was cured by a ‘miracle leaf’
There’ll be a few World Cup coaches thinking about taking a leaf out of this book The Fijian healer behind Waisake Naholo’s incredible recovery from a broken leg has described the treatment he gave the All Black as a “healing power”. Naholo suffered the injury on his New Zealand debut on July 15 and was […]
11 years ago

Roberto Martinez offers absolutely baffling explanation for John Stones’ transfer request
It’s alright Everton fans, John Stones handing in his transfer request was all just a misunderstanding. The 21-year-old has been aggressively pursued by Chelsea this summer, who have fired bid after bid at Everton in order to try to snap up the young defender. So far, the Toffees have managed to keep hold of the […]
11 years ago

Watch former Man United player steal the show with a stunning 97th minute free-kick winner
On the day that Manchester united were bested 2-1 by Swansea, two of the former players had a great game in Turkey. Having signed from Old Trafford this summer, both Robin van Persie and Nani have taken no time finding their feet in the Turkish top flight with Fenerbahce. Angel Di Maria was not the […]
11 years ago

Netflix has some exciting new titles coming along in September
Netflix has announced its new additions for September and there are some gems on the list. You had a failed childhood if you didn’t enjoy Toy Story growing up and there’s great news for you if you loved the adventures of Buzz and Woody… Toy Story is coming to Netflix. Not just the first one either, […]
11 years ago

This timelapse video of a European capital is just spectacular
Dublin has never looked prettier than this. Darragh O’Doherty has filmed an incredible video over a two month period, showcasing some of the glorious views of Dublin City at night in vibrant colour. We especially love the scene just after the four-minute mark where we get a glimpse of the harbour with the boats moving ever […]
11 years ago