
Legendary filmmaker Wes Craven dies at age 76
Wes Craven 1939-2015
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Legendary filmmaker Wes Craven dies at age 76
Wes Craven 1939-2015
11 years ago

Find out where you rank in the world for penis size
We’ve got the hard data
11 years ago

Was Rooney’s mind on Barcelona during Swansea defeat?
Wayne Rooney put in another underwhelming performance at the weekend as Manchester United lost to Swansea for the third time in a row. The United striker looked like a man wishing he were elsewhere…perhaps Barcelona? Of course, any young father would miss his wife and son if they go away – especially to catch up […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor reveals why he and Ronda Rousey share a unique bond
Oh really?
11 years ago

Here’s the first step to training like The Rock
It’s always a privilege to learn the secrets of the greats, and when it comes to working out, The Rock certainly fits that description. The actor and former WWE star has shared elements of his workout regime in the past, but now he’s thrown another secret into the mix – the music he listens to […]
11 years ago

Netflix is about to lose some massive films
If you do most of your film-watching on Netflix, then we’ve got some bad news for you. Blockbuster titles like the second Hunger Games film and Transformers: Age of Extinction will stop being available via the streaming service at the end of September. However it’s not all bad news – plenty of new titles are […]
11 years ago

Man United target sets up a goal while sat on his backside (Vine)
If Manchester United want to add a bit of magic to their front-line after losing to Swansea, they could do worse than snap up Antoine Griezmann. The French striker, who has been heavily linked with the Old Trafford club, showed Louis van Gaal what he’s missing with an excellent piece of improvisation. After going to […]
11 years ago

Man United readying shock €50m striker bid
After missing out on Pedro and seeing Neymar commit his future to Barcelona, Manchester United may be about to offer huge money for a less familiar face. Reports in France suggest United are after Monaco striker Anthony Martial, with a fee of €50m (£36m) being mentioned. The 19-year-old, who started Monaco’s home match against Paris Saint-Germain, […]
11 years ago

Jamie Carragher sums up Dejan Lovren’s performance against West Ham perfectly
Dejan Lovren can’t catch a break. The Liverpool defender put in an horrendous performance against West Ham, and was subjected to so much abuse on social media following the game he deactivated his Instagram account. Lovren’s miserable weekend is now complete as Jamie Carragher has described his showing against the Hammers in rather unflattering, if […]
11 years ago

American relay team puts Brits to shame with Charlie’s Angels-style entry (Video)
The difference…
11 years ago

Fox reporter loses his sh*t over a bug live on air (Video)
Freakout…
11 years ago

This is what a head-on collision at 124 mph looks like (Spoiler: It’s not pretty) (Video)
Scary stuff…
11 years ago

Neymar speaks out about Manchester United rumours
Manchester United’s reported pursuit of Neymar has seemingly ended, after the player unequivocally dismissed suggestions he’d be leaving Barcelona. While most football fans dismissed the rumours, they continued to gather pace amid rumours of United’s chief executive Ed Woodward arriving in Spain to broker a deal. However, that can all be forgotten now as Neymar addressed […]
11 years ago

Vladimir Putin’s comical gym workout involves a no sweat circuit followed by steak (Video)
Putin in the hours…
11 years ago

Ronaldo spends a fortune on a model of himself for his own personal pleasure
The Two Ronnies…
11 years ago

Is this Optimus Prime cake – that actually transforms – the coolest birthday cake of all time? (Video)
Sponge cake in disguise…
11 years ago

One foolish West Ham fan won’t EVER forget Saturday’s win over Liverpool (Picture)
Tattoo much information…
11 years ago

Move over Attenborough – Snoop Dogg tries his hand at the natural world (Video)
Fo’ shizzle…
11 years ago

Belgian youngster scores ‘kung fu’ volley that would make Zlatan proud (Video)
Take that!
11 years ago

Tom Hardy somehow makes lip syncing to Whitney Houston (and others) seem cool (Video)
Getting lippy…
11 years ago

Celtic supporters join German clubs in support of desperate refugees (Picture)
Respect…
11 years ago

Lovren forced to take drastic action following social media abuse
Poor fella…
11 years ago

Do you agree with Manchester United fans’ ranking of the club’s greatest ever number 7s?
There are few shirts in world football more iconic than the Manchester United number 7. It can inspire genius, intimidate the uneasy and make legends out of prospects. The shirt will always be remembered for the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, George Best and David Beckham but it’s so easy to forget that Michael Owen also […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher hilariously argue about Aleksandar Mitrovic’s red card
You can’t say that there was any element of surprise that Aleksandar Mitrovic was red-carded just three weeks into his Newcastle career. The young Serb came with a certain reputation that pretty much broke him down to being part Mario Balotelli and part Eric Cantona. Mitrovic was given his marching orders just 16 minutes into […]
11 years ago

Cheeky MMA heavyweight tries the classic “your laces are untied” move (Video)
Oldest trick in the book…
11 years ago

Ronda Rousey’s next fight may be sooner than we thought
The UFC’s grand plans to break their attendance record this year were thrown into disarray, but Ronda Rousey is coming to the rescue. November’s UFC 193 main event was expected to feature Robbie Lawler’s welterweight title defence against former interim champion Carlos Condit. But a thumb injury has forced Ruthless out of the Melbourne event and with title fights […]
11 years ago

Manchester United set for one last hurrah as they prepare final offer for Gareth Bale
Real Madrid want David de Gea, David de Gea wants Real Madrid and Manchester United are desperate to bring in a marquee signing before the transfer window slams shut. In an effort to bring some happiness to all parties, Manchester United are set to offer Gareth Bale one last chance to join them this summer. […]
11 years ago

Watch Spurs flop Soldado smash one in on his home debut for Villarreal
Spurs reject Roberto Soldado has already given Villarreal supporters reason to love him with a cracking home debut. After scoring his first goal for his new club against Real Betis, the Spaniard scored another and set up two more in Villarreal’s 3-1 victory over Espanyol on Friday night to complete a spectacular return to form. The striker scored […]
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo reveals his greatest fear
What on earth could Cristiano Ronaldo be afraid of? He’s one of the greatest players of all time, one of the wealthiest athletes on the planet and can’t seem to put a foot wrong in his career. But there is something that scares the reigning Ballon d’Or holder and it’s all quite profound. Rather than […]
11 years ago

Why 5% beer gets you much more drunk than 4% beer despite the small difference
The science behind it all…sort of
11 years ago

Jamie Carragher perfectly explains the Wayne Rooney situation at Manchester United
Jamie Carragher has gone from one of the great Premier League defenders to one of the most refreshingly honest pundits in world football, all in the space of a few years. The Liverpool legend has a considered approach to his discussion of the beautiful game and he has used that same mentality to rubbish the […]
11 years ago

Ryan Babel loses the plot on Twitter, posts sexist tirade…
There are some people who just don’t belong on Twitter – and Ryan Babel can be added to that list. The former Liverpool winger completely lost the plot on Friday evening, posting an extremely offensive sexist tweet after some light-hearted ribbing from a Reds fan. We can no doubt expect he’ll soon post some sort of […]
11 years ago

Manuel Pellegrini left red-faced by Manchester City Twitter account…
Manuel Pellegrini’s grasp of what’s happening at Manchester City has been brought into question after his comments on Marcos Lopes’ future were immediately proven to be false. With rumours circling that Lopes was set to leave City, Pellegrini insisted in his Friday press conference that the youngster would only be allowed to depart on a loan deal as he remains […]
11 years ago

Man United prepare to let another defender leave for Celtic…
Surely Louis van Gaal has to dip into the transfer market for another defender. Not only is Jonny Evans set for a medical at West Brom, but Manchester United are also allowing Tyler Blackett to join Celtic on a season-long loan with a view to a permanent move. The Scottish Sun report that Blackett, who appeared 10 […]
11 years ago

How easily a rat can climb up your toilet will give you nightmares (Video)
That’s it, we’ve decided never to use the toilet again. A few years ago we saw a video in America where a snake slithered up into someone’s toilet and greeted them in the morning when they opened the lid. And ever since watching it, we’ve had an irrational fear of the same thing happening to […]
11 years ago

We’ve never seen fear like this lad’s GoPro footage of his bungee jump…
Some people take to adrenaline-seeking activities like a duck to water. Irishman Anthony McLoughlin is not one of those people. Fair play to Anthony, though, who had the balls to take on a bungee jump on his recent trip to Latvia. And thankfully for our entertainment, he decided to wear a Go-Pro camera to document the whole thing. We […]
11 years ago

How to charge your mobile phone with a banana (Video)
On a scale of one to weird, this is definitely towards the latter. If you’re not lucky enough to own one of the fastest charging phones, you could always try boosting your battery power with a banana. That’s right, a banana. Supposedly all you need is a USB cable, some paper clips and three bananas to give your phone […]
11 years ago

Thanks to science, you can no longer blame beer goggles…
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, but thanks to new research you can no longer blame pulling a 4/10 on the five pints you’ve just necked. Researchers at the University of Bristol have disproved the theory, claiming that alcohol has zero influence on whether or not you find someone attractive. The researchers […]
11 years ago

Luis Suarez stars in strange new advert for Uruguayan internet provider (Video)
Luis Suarez won’t be pursuing an acting career when he hangs up his boots if this video is anything to go by. The Barcelona striker is the star of a bizarre advert for a Uruguayan internet provider, in which a group of doppelgängers pretend to be him in different situations – with nobody seeming to know […]
11 years ago

Watch Jose Mourinho charm his way out of answering questions on John Stones…
Jose Mourinho has officially earned his black belt in question-dodging. The Chelsea manager is a master at guiding press conferences in the direction he wants, while still maintaining his popularity with reporters. Mourinho refused to be drawn on a discussion about Everton boss Roberto Martinez on Friday as the pair continue to fight it out […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville says Arsenal can’t win the league because they are too weak…
Gary Neville says he would be happy to see Arsenal win the league – but it won’t happen because they are a bunch of pushovers. Writing in his Telegraph column, the Sky pundit has followed up his criticism of the Gunners on Monday Night Football. of Arsene Wenger’s side. ‘Arsenal are a great football club with […]
11 years ago

Female futsal player almost gets her head kicked clean off by brutal opponent…
This female futsal player was lucky to walk away from a horror attack in the Futsal Female Championship earlier this week. After being fouled by an opposing defender, she lay on the ground smiling at gaining a clumsy free-kick. But that infuriated her opponent, who let fly with a savage kick to the striker’s head when she wasn’t looking. […]
11 years ago

PSG have reportedly made a massive bid for Seamus Coleman…
Paris Saint-Germain have lodged a £20million bid for Seamus Coleman, according to reports. The Everton right-back has shown his class in the opening matches of the season and was linked to Manchester United earlier in the summer before they snapped up Matteo Darmian. TalkSPORT quote that ‘sources in France’ are saying PSG have made Coleman […]
11 years ago

West Brom agree fee with Man United for Jonny Evans…
Jonny Evans is set to end his 11-year spell at Manchester United by joining West Brom. The 27-year-old is undergoing a medical after the two clubs agreed an initial fee of £6million on Friday. Evans has played almost 200 games for United since joining as a youngster in 2004, but fell out of favour under […]
11 years ago

The first sex toy app for Apple Watch has arrived – and it’s already sold out (Video)
Good Vibrations…
11 years ago

Jonah Hill is taking fitness advice from The Rock
If you’re looking for someone to whip you into shape, there are few better candidates than The Rock. Of course, not all of us have access to the great man and his hardcore workouts – hell, even his motivational speeches are the best in the biz. But if you have the chance to learn from […]
11 years ago

Want a faster-charging smartphone? This handy graphic shows the best performers
If the battery life on your phone is a constant pain, this might help your decision the next time you’re looking for a replacement. With most of us carrying a charger round at all times and often having to frantically search for a plug as the charge rapidly falls under 20 per cent, it’s not hard […]
11 years ago

No prizes for guessing who FIFA 16’s biggest beast is
We’ll give you a clue, it’s not Lionel Messi. The fact that Sky Sports News are now using Football Manager stats to weigh up the merits of players shows you how much football fans pay attention to that level of detail these days. The release of FIFA 16 is just around the corner and while […]
11 years ago

A new Game Of Thrones theory has surfaced…
SPOILER KLAXON
11 years ago