
Matt Damon believes we need to get off Earth in order to save it
To infinity and beyond…
11 years ago
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Matt Damon believes we need to get off Earth in order to save it
To infinity and beyond…
11 years ago

Kendrick Lamar writes to Tupac on anniversary of rapper’s death
Kendrick Lamar left a touching tribute on the 19th anniversary of Tupac Shakur’s death. The rapper wrote a direct message to the late star, who was gunned down in a drive-by shooting in Las Vegas and died in hospital six days later, on Tupac’s official website 2pac.com. Meanwhile, Lamar recently admitted he didn’t want the “responsibility” […]
11 years ago

The Jackson 5 pay tribute to late brother Michael at Bestival: “He’s here in spirit”
The Jacksons paid tribute to Michael Jackson as they performed at Bestival at the weekend. Playing a set full packed with The Jackson 5’s biggest hits, Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie took the stage on the Isle of Wight and took a moment to honour the late King of Pop. Jermaine told the crowd: “Thanks to our little […]
11 years ago

It’s safe to say the Schweinsteigers enjoyed Man United’s win over Liverpool
Bastian Schweinsteiger is fast becoming a fan favourite an Manchester United. The German came to Old Trafford with open arms welcoming him at the gates. He departed his boyhood club in the most classy of ways, he’s been putting in shifts for Louis van Gaal and he seems to be an all-round good guy. What’s […]
11 years ago

People have started flocking to the Church of Bacon
We’re sure there are worse things to worship than bacon, and it seems plenty of others share our outlook. The United Church of Bacon, whose commandments include ‘Have Fun’, ‘Be Generous’ and ‘Praise Bacon’, is bringing goodwill and breakfast to an ever-increasing number of people. Membership is thought to have trebled to nearly 12,000 following […]
11 years ago

Memphis Depay was substituted at half-time against Liverpool and Man United fans were not happy with his display
With Wayne Rooney sidelined by injury, there was a lot of pressure on Memphis Depay to rise to the occasion for Manchester United against Liverpool. Memphis is only 21 but the comparisons to Cristiano Ronaldo haven’t stopped. Now, every mistake that the wide man makes – usually out of trying too hard to impress – […]
11 years ago

David de Gea given rousing reception by Man United fans at Old Trafford (video)
David de Gea has returned to the Man United line-up for the first time this season after his move to Real Madrid broke down. The Spaniard signed a new contract earlier this week, and was given a warm welcome back at Old Trafford when he came out to warm up on Saturday. Supporters will be […]
11 years ago

Watch Cristiano Ronaldo score a 20-minute hat-trick for Real Madrid…
Gareth Bale’s agent may think Cristiano Ronaldo is getting on a bit, but the Real Madrid star proved he’s still got plenty left in the tank with a quick-fire hat-trick against Espanyol. It took the forward only 20 minutes to claim his fourth treble in his last seven La Liga appearances, as Real raced into […]
11 years ago

Steven Naismith sets a new record with his hat-trick against Chelsea…
Steven Naismith just loves playing against Chelsea. The Everton forward has scored against the Blues in each of the last three seasons, and bagged a hat-trick in Saturday’s 3-1 win after coming off the bench in the first half. Naismith’s heroics also set an impressive new record, as he became the first player ever to […]
11 years ago

Premier League clubs give support to ‘Refugees Welcome’ campaign…
Following the lead of fans in Germany, Arsenal supporters have displayed a ‘Refugees Welcome’ banner ahead of Saturday’s home match against Stoke. The ongoing crisis in Syria has resonated with football fans around the world, and we can expect to see more displays of support over the weekend… https://twitter.com/SoccerSt_/status/642688660874358784 Meanwhile, Everton’s mascots for their meeting with Chelsea […]
11 years ago

Donald Trump brilliantly falls for Jeremy Corbyn prank tweet…
Following Jeremy Corbyn’s election as the new leader of the Labour Party, one excited supporter decided to play a prank on US presidential hopeful Donald Trump. In the middle of a long list of replies to people backing his campaign, Trump responded to the scoundrel suggesting his ‘dad’ Jeremy Corbyn is thinking of voting for […]
11 years ago

Liverpool and Man United’s poor spending summed up in a single tweet…
We all know that Liverpool and Manchester United have wasted a fortune in the transfer market over the last couple of years, but rarely is it put so simply. This tweet from Times journalist Tony Barrett sums up the excessive squandering at Anfield and Old Trafford, with £700m spent between the two clubs over the […]
11 years ago

Wayne Rooney is chasing another milestone this weekend – but he could miss Liverpool clash…
After smashing the England goalscoring record with his 50th international strike against Switzerland, Wayne Rooney has another target well within his sights. Only two more goals would bring the Manchester United forward level with Andy Cole as the second-highest scorer in Premier League history. Rooney's eyeing another landmark – he's closing in on becoming the […]
11 years ago

Watch Thomas Turgoose’s first audition to play This Is England’s Shaun a whole 10 years ago…
This Is England ’90 kicks off at 9pm on Sunday and we can’t wait to see what’s in store during the final instalment of the series – especially after meeting the cast recently. But ahead of the new show, here’s a flashback to the auditions for its inaugural run in 2006 – with a doe-eyed 13-year-old Thomas […]
11 years ago

Bristol Rovers striker gives Rooney-style speech after breaking Gibraltar scoring record…
Gibraltar’s Jake Gosling wrote himself into the history books over the international break with his consolation goal in an 8-1 loss to Poland. His late strike saw him ‘smash’ Gibraltar’s goal-scoring record, putting him on a tally of two – which is actually pretty impressive considering the country’s results. After Wayne Rooney stole the headlines with his 50th goal for […]
11 years ago

Anthony Martial treats his family to Wetherspoons dinner after Man United move…
We all know Adnan Januzaj is a big fan of Nando’s, but Manchester United new boy Anthony Martial has an even keener eye for finding a bargain dinner. The £36m signing from Monaco was spotted shopping in the Trafford Centre this week, where he treated his family to a slap-up meal at Wetherspoons. That man […]
11 years ago

This p**s-take ‘honest trailer’ for The Haunting is brutally brilliant (Video)
So true…
11 years ago

“The tears kept coming…it was killing me” – Steven Gerrard on *that* slip
He’ll never weep alone
11 years ago

Watch Jose Mourinho stare down journalist who asked about Eva Carneiro…
If you were wondering whether Jose Mourinho’s fall-out with the Chelsea medical team had blown over, you can rest assured it’s going to drag on for some time yet. Mourinho was asked about Eva Carneiro’s situation during his Friday press conference, and responded with a death stare so intense it would have brought Bane to tears. Fair […]
11 years ago

Football Manager is helping this MLS team with their scouting
Who said it was just a game?
11 years ago

Thieves steal beer kegs, only to find they were empty
D’oh!
11 years ago

Chelsea’s Thibout Courtois reportedly out for 4 months with injury
Awful news for Jose…
11 years ago

Chris Evans vs Jeremy Clarkson: Petrol-head to head (Infographic)
Set your engines…
11 years ago

Her Majesty the Queen…and an incredibly embarrassing reflection
This looks very dodgy…
11 years ago

The surest sign yet that De Gea will extend his stay at Man United
What a turnaround…
11 years ago

FIFA 16’s top 20 goalkeepers have been revealed
Finders keepers…
11 years ago

Sturridge return doesn’t come soon enough for Man United trip…
Liverpool have been handed a huge boost by Daniel Sturridge’s return to training, but the striker is unlikely to feature in Saturday’s clash against Manchester United. Sturridge, who hasn’t played for the Reds since April, took part in his first full contact session on Thursday as he steps up his rehabilitation from hip surgery. The England […]
11 years ago

Introducing the most pointless but brilliant invention ever – the Skittle sorter (Video)
Superbly unnecessary…
11 years ago

Ronda Rousey is set for an unusual role in her latest film
Ronda Rousey is set to add to her list of big screen appearances. Having already appeared in Furious 7 and Entourage, it appears that the UFC fighter will now be starring in the remake of 1989 movie, Road House. Interestingly, Rousey is said to be taking on a role as a bar bouncer, made famous […]
11 years ago

French tennis star shows she’s at ease with a ball at her feet (Video)
Kiki Mladenovic showed that she’s just as comfortable with a ball at her feet as she is with a tennis racket. Taking on Italy’s Roberta Vinci at the US Open at Flushing Meadows, the Frenchwoman took time out between serves to partake in a spot of keepy-uppies. She might well have eventually been knocked out, but […]
11 years ago

McDonald’s portion sizes have increased enormously over the years (Video)
We already knew that McDonald’s has played around with its menu a few times since opening in 1955, but this might come a s a surprise. There was once a time when the chain only offered one size for its menu items. Now though, it’s all changed. Today’s ‘small’ French fries portions are bigger than […]
11 years ago

Ian Wright was once caught by Arsene Wenger doing something he really shouldn’t have been doing
Aside from being a club legend, Ian Wright also had a bit of a reputation in his Arsenal days for being the changing room joker. And thanks to this anecdote from one of his former teammate, we can all see how Wrighty gained such a status. Stephen Hughes, a member of Arsenal’s 1998 Double winning […]
11 years ago

Anthony Martial celebrated his big money move to Manchester United in an interesting way
Not what you’d expect!
11 years ago

These new emoji are on the way thanks to Apple update (Pic)
If there’s been a gaping hole in your life for unicorn emoji or a block of cheese emoji, good news is on the way. A new Apple iOS 9.1 update is close and with that comes an array of brand spanking new emoji. Seemingly, there’s plenty of new additions to be getting excited about but they’re only available […]
11 years ago

West Ham man pulls of this tidy rabona finish in training (Video)
It’s been quite a week for training ground goals. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Juan Mata and even Phil Jagielka have made waves with their efforts while away on international duty. And now, while in training for West Ham, Argentine midfielder Manuel Lanzini has got in on the action with this cheeky effort. Entering the penalty area, it […]
11 years ago

Nike launch Paris Saint Germain kit with slick new advert (Video)
Classy advert…
11 years ago

It’s here! Apple unveil iPhone 6S
Finally!
11 years ago

Apple surprise everyone at their iPhone 6S launch with new iPad
We didn’t see this one coming…
11 years ago

This dog is better than you at the drums (Video)
Whoever got this dog to drum along to a Metallica song is clearly a master of puppets. We’ve seen our fair share of musical animals, but this pug playing ‘Enter Sandman’ is our new favourite – even if his technique is a little ruff. Just look at how happy he is: Clip via Kiriakos Kazakos
11 years ago

Watch Barack Obama tuck into a salmon carcass with Bear Grylls (Video)
This looks fishy…
11 years ago

Motorhead announce the release of their own line of sex toys
British rock legends Motorhead have launched their own range of sex toys. Apparently inspired by their own song ‘Vibrator’, the group have collaborated with Lovehoney to create four vibrators featuring their iconic logo. While we’re not sure how much experience the band will have had with these kinds of instruments, frontman Lemmy Kilmister said: “One of the songs […]
11 years ago

Irish fans are seriously p*ssed off with the BBC after Robbie Keane snub
Wayne Rooney became England’s all-time leading goalscorer thanks to a penalty in England’s recent Euro 2016 qualifier win over Switzerland. As you’d expect, the Manchester United captain’s record at international level compared to the greats of the game became one of the main talking points in the aftermath. The BBC put together a list of ‘selected’ international […]
11 years ago

Former club confirm that Schweinsteiger cost Man United mere peanuts…
Cheap as Frites…
11 years ago

Watch Jay Z try to blend into the crowd at a Beyonce gig…and sing away like a fangirl (Video)
He’s loving it!
11 years ago

Check out the trailer for Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie about a man on the edge
Breakdown…
11 years ago

Eva Carneiro reportedly prepared to take Chelsea and Jose Mourinho to court
Legal action pending…
11 years ago

San Marino score their first away goal for 14 years – then brilliantly troll Ronaldo
Brilliant…
11 years ago

This isn’t what your typical drunken students get up to…
It’s certainly not what you’d expect…
11 years ago

Ed Woodward follows transfer woes with a *promotion*
Someone thinks he’s doing a good job…
11 years ago