Thieves steal beer kegs, only to find they were empty

For all us law abiding citizens, there's something extremely satisfying about this f**k up.

In Northern New Jersey, America, two teens and a 43-year-old man thought they were in for a substantial windfall when they managed to make off with a number of beer kegs. Incredibly, each keg could have fetched as much as $1,000, but this was far from the perfect crime. The problem was that each keg was completely empty, meaning their stolen haul was worth absolutely nowt. It's difficult to have any sympathy with the light-fingered trio but we should all be grateful that idiots like this provide us with such amusement. Spare them a thought when you have a sip of your first pint this weekend.