
Nike launch Paris Saint Germain kit with slick new advert (Video)
Classy advert…
11 years ago
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Nike launch Paris Saint Germain kit with slick new advert (Video)
Classy advert…
11 years ago

It’s here! Apple unveil iPhone 6S
Finally!
11 years ago

Apple surprise everyone at their iPhone 6S launch with new iPad
We didn’t see this one coming…
11 years ago

This dog is better than you at the drums (Video)
Whoever got this dog to drum along to a Metallica song is clearly a master of puppets. We’ve seen our fair share of musical animals, but this pug playing ‘Enter Sandman’ is our new favourite – even if his technique is a little ruff. Just look at how happy he is: Clip via Kiriakos Kazakos
11 years ago

Watch Barack Obama tuck into a salmon carcass with Bear Grylls (Video)
This looks fishy…
11 years ago

Motorhead announce the release of their own line of sex toys
British rock legends Motorhead have launched their own range of sex toys. Apparently inspired by their own song ‘Vibrator’, the group have collaborated with Lovehoney to create four vibrators featuring their iconic logo. While we’re not sure how much experience the band will have had with these kinds of instruments, frontman Lemmy Kilmister said: “One of the songs […]
11 years ago

Irish fans are seriously p*ssed off with the BBC after Robbie Keane snub
Wayne Rooney became England’s all-time leading goalscorer thanks to a penalty in England’s recent Euro 2016 qualifier win over Switzerland. As you’d expect, the Manchester United captain’s record at international level compared to the greats of the game became one of the main talking points in the aftermath. The BBC put together a list of ‘selected’ international […]
11 years ago

Former club confirm that Schweinsteiger cost Man United mere peanuts…
Cheap as Frites…
11 years ago

Watch Jay Z try to blend into the crowd at a Beyonce gig…and sing away like a fangirl (Video)
He’s loving it!
11 years ago

Check out the trailer for Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie about a man on the edge
Breakdown…
11 years ago

Eva Carneiro reportedly prepared to take Chelsea and Jose Mourinho to court
Legal action pending…
11 years ago

San Marino score their first away goal for 14 years – then brilliantly troll Ronaldo
Brilliant…
11 years ago

This isn’t what your typical drunken students get up to…
It’s certainly not what you’d expect…
11 years ago

Ed Woodward follows transfer woes with a *promotion*
Someone thinks he’s doing a good job…
11 years ago

San Marino score first away goal in *14* years, sparking brilliant celebrations (Video)
On a night when Wayne Rooney claimed his own record, San Marino were achieving something pretty special too. They might well have lost 2-1 on the night to Lithuania, but the passionate celebrations that followed their goal will bring a smile to the face of any football fan. https://youtu.be/tzBH9wpTX_k Scoring from a free-kick that was smashed […]
11 years ago

Egyptian billionaire offers to buy island for refugees
An incredible offer…
11 years ago

Motorists capture stunning footage of meteor exploding over Bangkok (Video)
Holy sh*t!
11 years ago

Juan Mata gives Spain the lead in Macedonia, but did he mean this? (Video)
Cross or shot?
11 years ago

Is the new Rolls-Royce achingly cool or extremely tacky? (Pics)
Rock and Rolls…
11 years ago

Maniac Audi TT driver dodges through traffic like it’s a computer game (Video)
This is extremely dangerous…
11 years ago

Harry Kane sets the record straight on his favourite animal (Video)
He’s a poacher…but not that kind
11 years ago

Netflix commissions a third series of Charlie Brooker’s Black Mirror
Mirror, mirror…
11 years ago

Xabi Alonso reveals he was a big fan of this former Man United midfield partnership
“i’ve always seen myself in him; he could play in the Spain national team.”
11 years ago

Hilarious Facebook post warns of horse with ‘permanent erection’ plaguing an Irish town
Think of the children!
11 years ago

If a p*ssed off elephant ever approaches you, don’t do this (Video)
Never forget…
11 years ago

Man United’s youngsters humbled by massive defeat to City
Demolition derby…
11 years ago

Study reveals just how much Manchester United may have overpaid for Anthony Martial
A club is always going to pay over the odds on transfer deadline day. And when that club is a commercial powerhouse like Manchester United, in desperate need of a striker, a position where there’s a obvious shortage of top class alternatives, and with the Premier League to benefit from an astonishing TV deal next […]
11 years ago

Balotelli in trouble again after taking his Lamborghini 40mph OVER the speed limit
Silly man…
11 years ago

Didier Drogba thanks Chelsea fans for their gesture at his MLS debut
What an impact…
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo shares heartfelt tribute to his father, a decade on from his death
Ten years on from the death of his father, Cristiano Ronaldo used his Instagram account to share a tribute to him with his followers. With a caption that reads ‘Thanks daddy always in my heart,’ Ronaldo expresses his regret that his father has not been around to see his achievements. Arguably the greatest footballer to […]
11 years ago

Sarah Palin calls on immigrants to “speak American” (Video)
She can’t talk…
11 years ago

Tens of thousands of people sign anti-Katie Hopkins petition
Her outspoken ways haven’t won her too many fans over the years, and now there’s this… Tens of thousands of people have signed an online petition calling for reality TV star Katie Hopkins to be exchanged for 50,000 refugees. Admitting that he was bored when he started the petition, creator Ben Fletcher has explained that he wanted to raise […]
11 years ago

The iPhone 7 rumours begin *before* the iPhone 6s is officially released
The iPhone 7 is expected to be Apple’s thinnest phone to date. With the newest iPhones – the 6s and 6s Plus – yet to be released, it seems attention is already turning to what comes next. The new iPhones are said to be thicker than the current iPhone 6, which measures 6.9mm. But according […]
11 years ago

Has this druglord’s son given away his whereabouts?
It seems even the most ruthless crime lords can be caught out by the most innocuous pieces of technology. Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman has been described as “the most powerful drug trafficker in the world” by none other than the US treasury. He has been on the run since escaping from a […]
11 years ago

Introducing the first ever Nutella-themed cafe…
Mmm…
11 years ago

Rene Higuita marks 20-year anniversary by recreating magical scorpion kick (Video)
In the list of football’s unforgettable moments, Rene Higuita’s remarkable scorpion kick in Colombia’s 1995 friendly against England is right up there. The keeper, famed for his unconventional style, became a worldwide sensation after saving a Jamie Redknapp shot with the ballsiest bit of goalkeeping we’ve ever seen. And Higuita marked the 20-year anniversary of that Wembley match […]
11 years ago

6 toe-curlingly embarrassing moments that every man knows…
Calling your teacher ‘mum’ School is a breeding ground for embarrassing moments. Everyone’s jostling for attention, everyone wants to stand out while at the same time trying to fit in, and your hormones are running rampant. The most embarrassing thing anyone could possibly do at that age was to call a female teacher ‘mum’. Or even […]
11 years ago

Shaolin monk runs 125 metres across water (video)
He might have had a little bit of help, but this is still quite impressive. Shaolin monk, Shi Liliang, decided he was going to have a bash at running across the surface of some water and trained for it for ten years. Using nothing but some very thin wooden boards for support, Shi recently set […]
11 years ago

Hugh Jackman fancies being the next James Bond… and so does Ricky Gervais (possibly)
There’s been plenty of rumours circulating regarding who’ll be the man to replace Daniel Craig as the next James Bond. Now, a new name appears to have entered the race. Appearing on Australian news programme, The Project, Hugh Jackman admitted he would “seriously consider” if he were to be asked. It also turns out that Jackman […]
11 years ago

Foo Fighters cover a Queen classic with help from Roger Taylor and Led Zeppelin’s John Paul Jones (video)
Dave Grohl had a treat in store for the people that turned up to the Foo Fighters concert in Milton Keynes. It was the first UK concert for the band since Grohl’s leg break forced them to pull out of Glastonbury, and the people in attendance witnessed something very special. Performing a special cover of […]
11 years ago

Here’s how to make a mini rocket using a bottle of Coke (video)
Forget the Mentos…
11 years ago

FIFA 16’s new skills revealed in brand new tutorial video
Another day, another teaser for the latest edition of FIFA 16. Fresh off the back of announcing the game’s top 10 players comes this – an introduction to the game’s latest skills. Perhaps a little overdue, players can now finish in style with a rabona, whereas a Yannick Bolasie-esque spin flick is also featured in the […]
11 years ago

This man’s legendary stag do tale is truly one on its own (pictures)
The stuff of legend…
11 years ago

Manchester United want Paul Scholes to return to the club
Manchester re-United for Scholes?
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Instagram post shows he’s not as vain as we all thought… (picture)
Growing old gracefully?
11 years ago

Can you solve the riddle that hilariously baffled this Geordie holidaymaker? (Video)
Have a go…
11 years ago

Jamie Murray brilliantly trolled by his mum by posting this embarrassing photo on the internet (Pic)
Game, set and match Mrs Murray…
11 years ago