No YOU don’t understand what ‘definitive proof’ means

7 years ago

If you steal one, you’ll get twelve months

7 years ago

“You bought an actual real live octopus?” “Well, it was dead”

7 years ago

She’s *pinches nose bridge* she’s done it again

7 years ago

Prue necked a decorative bottle of port simply because she is banter

7 years ago

These are chillingly accurate, so proceed with caution

7 years ago

“Here comes Tiny” and indeed, he does

7 years ago

“You chose books, I chose looks” is still the sickest burn ever delivered in a children’s movie

7 years ago

lol, rofl and also lmao at these gems

7 years ago

The number of adjectives in your coffee order corresponds to the amount of years it has been since another person has touched you

7 years ago

Don’t let the muggles get you down

7 years ago

John and Gregg had a heated exchange and it felt like Mummy and Daddy might get a divorce

7 years ago

So no one told you life was gonna be this way (the way of a minor Friends character)

7 years ago

“ttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhh” – Trump, Donald. 2018.

7 years ago

Goops I did it again

7 years ago

Paul Hollywood complimented Rahul’s baking again, so naturally he apologised profusely for the inconvenience caused

7 years ago

Lord Sugar is still looking for a quizness partner

8 years ago

THE THREE HANDED MAN SHALL TRIUMPH!!!

8 years ago

Top marks for not trying

8 years ago

“I’ve got an Android phone”

8 years ago

*X Factor announcer voice* RRRRRRRACHEL ADEDEJI

8 years ago

Martin looked like a proud Dad plating up dinner for his two hungry boys

8 years ago

Well well well, how the turntables…

8 years ago

Bugs Bunny is a sex pest

8 years ago

Beware the inevitability of ‘Stage 4 – Furious Meltdown’

8 years ago

Rahul started the day with a glass of milk because he is the most precious man alive

8 years ago

Second place goes to Max from Hocus Pocus, obviously

8 years ago

Why do all mediocre things come to an end?

8 years ago

*Helen Lovejoy voice* Won’t someone please think of the nutrients

8 years ago

What up! I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucken learned how to read 🙂

8 years ago

Technically there isn’t a rule that says cheesecake has to look like cheesecake

8 years ago

Thou shalt not send an all-staff email unless it’s absolutely necessary

8 years ago

You wouldn’t wish ‘Stage 2 – Instant Regret’ on your worst enemy, truly

8 years ago

Karen was dressed like the woman on the cover of a French schoolbook

8 years ago

Nobody came away looking good after ‘Stage 4 – Panicked Compromises’

8 years ago

Yes, we have run out of quiz ideas

8 years ago

Movies, am I right?

8 years ago

Just how far will one man go in his quest to obtain a high quality marker?

8 years ago

Sound the ‘Elon Musk got blazed during a podcast’ siren

8 years ago

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Gemma Collins dancing to the beat of a kitchen timer

8 years ago

If we’re being honest with ourselves, the men weren’t even that mad

8 years ago

CAN YOU?

8 years ago

Kids back at school – thank heavens for that x!!

8 years ago

Prue’s necklace doubled up as a waiting room children’s toy

8 years ago

Why not spend £1,000 per layer to look *this* good?

8 years ago

Do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do (Strictly theme song)

8 years ago

Telling lies? Ha ha ha.

8 years ago

There he is!!!!1!1!!!111!

8 years ago

How many times can one man burn his hands in the exact same place?

8 years ago

Baby shark do do do do do do

8 years ago