Top marks for not trying
Arctic Monkeys are the best band in the world. That is not up for discussion here today.
But it's time to sort the passive fans from the diehard ones. You simply cannot declare yourself as a reasonable Arctic Monkeys fan unless you know the lyrics to every single song ever performed by the band.
Those are the rules. Please do not shoot the messenger. I am but a vessel aboard this rocky sea that we call life.
Ten questions. Full marks for true fans, no exceptions.
