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27th March 2018
04:41pm BST

"I'm so lit... She's my best friend". Quite frankly if you don't agree with that statement you are a complete and utter monster, you are heartless and you do not deserve happiness. The most lit thing in the video. Extremely lit.
Yeahhhhhhhh. Very. Very. Lit. Boy is it lit up there.
Here he is again, being lit, owning that bookshelf.
In a word: lit. The second most lit thing.
Yeah. Wraps are good, aren't they? Wraps are pretty lit. Make sure you point at them, though.
He's twerking. Haha. He's a big guy in shorts and he shouldn't be twerking but he's twerking anyway. Lol. He doesn't care. He just doesn't care. Love it.
I dunno really. Never been. Could be fun I suppose. Maybe lit. The Schrödinger's Cat of lit-ness.
It's always good to provoke something in your fans, to really draw something deep and meaningful out of them. It means so much to them they HAVE to share it in the comment section. Sometimes art can just do that to a person. It's fairly lit. (This is art btw, make sure to comment).
Oh fucking hell, no.
Taco Bell is clearly not.
Similes are nice, like a candle, like a nice candle, like a really fucking lovely candle. But it caps out at nice you see, because candles can only be nice. You can't get a spectacular candle. They're just all scented wax and tall and that. Nice is the very top for candles.
Please, honestly, feel free. We all need to rinse our haters now and then. Just do it better than this.
Yeah I am actually. I am tryna hate. I'm succeeding, actually.
Didn't ask, didn't want to know, don't know what it is, don't care enough to find out, it looks like a chewable dog toy. Similes. Yeah. Nicely lit, unlike a quesarito.
Can you spot him? Yes, of course you can spot him, he is the sorest thumb in a barrel of sore thumbs.
Yeah, him. Stop that. Stop that now. Stop it. Get rid of those SoulCal joggers. Now piss off. Good.
Just don't do it. Just refrain from doing that even if you really, really believe it. Don't.
Not lit.
The same, but slightly worse.
To all my sleep-deprived homies out there: we feel you. Extremely not lit.
It's. Not. Lit. At. All.
HE.
IS.
Dressed like a 2004 Topman mannequin, here he is. It's beige chinos guy! And he's called Danny, or Steph or Rupert but he abbreviates it to Ru, and he's hear to tell you how Inside In/Inside Out is "his best album", and nudge you on MSN, and he's captain of the cricket team, and he thinks water balloons are banter, and he thinks porn is banter, and he thinks everything is banter, especially all his mates, all in a circle, all being banter, all the time, and now he wants to join in, he wants to up the ante, he wants to be a part of it, he wants to feel lit, and he's going to pull your tie, and he's going to yank your tie so everyone laughs and he can be accepted and he, for just one pitiful second, can escape the hollow empty shell that he calls his life.
He looks at you like this.
He is not lit. He will never be lit. He is and always will be, the antithesis of lit. Goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gsMPL3dBfU