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05th Oct 2019

The Ultimate Guide to Scottish Patter

Wayne Farry

Scottish people have a way with words

Despite what some wankers say, the use of swear words is not a sign of a low intellect. Swear words don’t reduce the impact of what you’re, if used correctly that is.

A ‘fuck’ here, a ‘prick’ there, it can amplify a statement from good to utterly memorable.

Few people know how to use swear quite as well as Scottish people, who over time have made the art of cursing their own.

To get a proper taste of what Scottish cursing has to offer, and to get a rundown on Scottish patter in general, JOE went to Glasgow shop Braw Wee to learn as much as we could.