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07th Apr 2021

French immigrant fails Quebec’s French language test

Danny Jones

It would seem even native-speakers can struggle on a language test

Quebec is considered the heart of French Canada and, as such, speaking French is pretty much part and parcel of living there. However, for one actual Frenchman, the language test required for immigrants was too difficult to pass.

In an interview with the Star Phoenix, Yohan Flaman, 39 – a truck driver from Limoges, France who came to Quebec back in 2018 – revealed that he took the test last year. Turns out he failed. An actual French person failed a French-speaking exam. Yikes.

Although it makes you think of all those stories of super difficult citizenship tests around the world, where most people reckon they would fail on reciting the national anthem or knowing their country’s history, this one takes the cake – or rather, le gâteau.

Yohan said he thinks the test is “ridiculous” and believes that “If I failed it, when I’m French, I can understand how someone who is Mexican, who doesn’t speak French, could fail”. Funny as this instance may be, it makes you wonder just how hard these exams are for immigrants trying to enter the country.

The Quebec Experience Program is a fast-track scheme run by the Department of Immigration, Francization and Integration. It grants permanent residency to foreign students and workers.

However, Yohan said that while he agrees immigrants should be able to prove they can speak the language to a level, the test is clearly too hard if even a native speaker has trouble passing.

He isn’t the only one either: Emilie Dubois, another French native and a PhD student also failed the exam back in 2019. Sacré bleu! Dubois wasn’t deemed to have a strong enough level of French, initially, and Flaman struggled on the oral comprehension, having to analyse recorded conversations from different points of view, which included political content.

As he went only to say, “We’re all human. We have different levels of concentration […] Anyone can make a mistake.” While the decision against Miss Dubois was ultimately overturned, our mate Yohan had to retake the test in July. Thankfully, he passed – though he is still waiting for the certificate.

Question is, as an English speaker – native or otherwise – do you reckon you’d pass your English language test if you had to take one?