
WATCH: Shane Long scores fastest goal in Premier League history
Shane Long scored against Watford after just six seconds tonight. Watford even took kick off, and gifted him a one vs one chance immediately
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Reuben Pinder
Reuben is a JOE contributing writer.

WATCH: Shane Long scores fastest goal in Premier League history
Shane Long scored against Watford after just six seconds tonight. Watford even took kick off, and gifted him a one vs one chance immediately
7 years ago

Greta Thunberg calls on the world to cut out carbon emissions entirely in powerful speech to MPs
In a powerful speech to MPs, climate change activist Greta Thunberg has called on the world to entirely eradicate carbon emissions
7 years ago

Game of Thrones fan theory predicts the death of Stark sisters in Battle of Winterfell
Another fan theory claims that the official teaser, when Arya, Jon and Sansa are down in the crypts of Winterfell, suggests that their deaths are imminent
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Game of Thrones fan theory predicts return of dead characters during Battle of Winterfell
Fan theories are swirling around the web like mad right now, but this plausible theory about the crypts of Winterfell would provide a thrilling twist
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QUIZ: How good is your memory of the Manchester derby?
Sponsored by NOW TV It’s a lot closer than it used to be… The Manchester derby is up there with the best, but for a long time it was extremely one sided. Before the money came pouring in, and with it numerous trophies, Manchester City were in United’s shadow. Now, with Pep Guardiola in charge, […]
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Raheem Sterling says football’s racism problem is ‘nowhere near being sorted’
Raheem Sterling has called for drastic changes in the way football tackles racism in a column printed in the Times, including nine-point deductions
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Mo Salah didn’t ‘dive’ – if anything he helped the ref see the full picture
Mo Salah has received plenty of criticism for going to ground easily against Cardiff, but is what he did actually that bad?
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Manchester United players avoid Marcos Rojo in training, says Luke Shaw
Luke Shaw has revealed in an interview that Manchester United players avoid Marcos Rojo in training due to his aggressive tackling
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Scott McTominay opens up on relationship with José Mourinho
Manchester United midfielder Scott McTominay, who won José Mourinho’s player of the season award, has opened up on a ‘bollocking’ he received
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Polish Crystal Palace fan offers to pay for Wayne Hennessey to visit Auschwitz
A Polish Crystal Palace fan has offered to take Hennessey to Auschwitz after the goalkeeper showed a “lamentable degree of ignorance” on Nazism
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Manchester United to battle Serie A giants for… Kieran Trippier
Manchester United will reportedly try to sign Kieran Trippier from Tottenham Hotspur this summer as they look to replace departing captain Antonio Valencia
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Brighton midfielder becomes second Premier League player ever to start match and not touch the ball
Brighton’s Davy Propper became only the second Premier League player ever to start a match and not have a touch of the ball against Wolves
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Liverpool fans left fuming by insultingly low allocation for disabled fans at Camp Nou
Liverpool fans are not impressed by the insultingly low number of seats Barcelona have made available for disabled fans travelling from Merseyside
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Bernardo Silva donates Man of the Match award to Phil Foden
Bernardo Silva donated his Man of the Match award to goalscorer Phil Foden after Manchester City’s 1-0 win over Tottenham Hotspur this afternoon
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Premier League move Liverpool and Tottenham matches forward before Champions League semis
The Premier League has moved Liverpool and Tottenham’s fixtures ahead of their Champions League semi-finals forward to give them extra rest
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Fernando Forestieri scores absolute worldie against Norwich
Fernando Forestieri scored an absolute stunner against league leaders Norwich tonight to level the scoring and you have to see the goal
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PSG offer 500 tickets to Paris firefighters who extinguished Notre Dame fire
As a gesture of good will, on top of helping raise funds to restore the cathedral, PSG have offered 500 match tickets to Parisian firefighters
7 years ago

Tiemoue Bakayoko and Franck Kessie face huge fines after shirt prank
The AC Milan duo mocked Francesco Acerbi by holding up his shirt in front of the home crowd after their victory over Lazio
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Roy Hodgson says Wayne Hennessey is ‘desperate’ to learn about the Nazis
Welcome to 2019, where a Premier League goalkeeper has to pledge to learn about Nazi Germany after claiming to have no knowledge of what a Nazi salute meant
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Barcelona keeping tabs on Everton forward as potential replacement for Luis Suarez
Barcelona are reported to be keeping tabs on Everton forward Richarlison as they look to find an heir to Luis Suarez in the centre forward position
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Two key Manchester City players expected to push for a summer move
Two of Manchester City’s most talented attackers will push to leave the club this summer according to Spanish TV programme El Chiringuito
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Champions League failure could see Cristiano Ronaldo leave Juventus two years early
Cristiano Ronaldo could leave Juventus two years early if they do not improve on this season’s Champions League failure next season
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Dutch FA postpone entire round of fixtures ahead of Ajax vs Tottenham
Ajax will not have to play a league game ahead of their home tie against Tottenham Hotspur in the Champions League semi-final
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Footballers to boycott social media for 24 hours in stand against racism
Footballers will be boycotting social media for a day this Good Friday to raise awareness of the increasing amount of discriminatory abuse seen in the game
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Slavia Prague defender bails out Pedro after horrific miss with bonkers own goal
Chelsea are running riot Chelsea came firing out the blocks in the first half of their second leg Europa League tie against Slavia Prague, racing into a 2-0 lead within the first 10 minutes. Pedro opened the scoring with a beautiful team goal after just three minutes. A delicious one-two with captain Cesar Azpilicueta and […]
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Mauricio Pochettino channelled his inner Diego Simeone during Spurs’ celebrations after Man City win
Spurs showed tremendous cojones last night Wednesday night will go down in history as one of the all time great Champions League fixtures. Spurs overcame the odds to beat Manchester City on away goals despite losing the second leg 4-3 in a match that was packed with drama from the first minute to the last, […]
7 years ago

Fleetwood Town have filmed a documentary following Joey Barton’s first season in charge
Fleetwood Town have filmed a documentary that follows Joey Barton’s first season in charge of the club of the League One club
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Moussa Sissoko thought Man City had won before staff member told him VAR disallowed Sterling goal
A staff member had to tell Moussa Sissoko that Raheem Sterling’s late goal had been ruled out by the Video Assistant Referee on Wednesday night
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Marc-Andre ter Stegen had a sneaky look at the note Solskjaer passed to Marcus Rashford
Barcelona goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen had a sneaky peak at a tactical note that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer passed to Marcus Rashford on Tuesday night
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These are the five most stylish players in football as chosen by JOE
Footballers have a lot of free time and a lot of money. Inevitably, a lot of them get into high fashion, but some have much better style than others
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David Moyes among candidates to take over from Alex McLeish as Scotland boss
Former Manchester United and Everton boss David Moyes is among the leading candidates to take over from Alex McLeish as Scotland manager
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QUIZ: Can you identify these pixelated Tottenham and Manchester City players?
Ahead of the third meeting in 11 days between Man City and Tottenham Hotspur, can you identify these players whose faces have been pixelated?
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Matthijs De Ligt send Juventus packing with emphatic header to take Ajax to semi-finals
Ajax achieved a historic feat at the Juventus Stadium tonight, overcoming the titans of Juventus to reach their first semi-final since 1998
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Philippe Coutinho sent a message to his own fans with his celebration against Manchester United
Philippe Coutinho sent a not so subtle message to his doubters in Barcelona with his celebration after scoring a trademark screamer
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Adrian Durham deconstructs the tragedy of Wayne Hennessey’s ignorance on fascism
talkSPORT host Adrian Durham has deconstructed the tragedy of Wayne Hennessey’s alibi after the FA Panel concluded he didn’t know what a Nazi salute was
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Manchester United are hoping the Drake curse helps them beat Barcelona
Manchester United need all the help they can get and are apparently relying on the famous Drake curse to help them beat Barcelona tonight
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QUIZ: How well do you remember Game of Thrones season eight episode one?
We’ve prepared a short quiz on the first episode of season eight of Game of Thrones: do you remember it as well as you think you do?
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Paul Scholes charged with misconduct by FA for placing 140 bets on football matches
Former Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes has been charged by the FA for placing 140 bets on football matches over the past four years
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Game of Thrones fan theory explains that Petyr ‘Littlefinger’ Baelish ‘is still alive’
There is a very convincing fan theory doing the rounds that Petyr Baelish, the Mino Raiola of Game of Thrones, isn’t actually dead. Strap in.
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If Game of Thrones characters were footballers
Winter has come Game of Thrones is back. The wait is over. One year, seven months and 19 days after the final episode of season seven, the world’s most popular show, with its dragons, ice zombies, epic battles and an uncomfortable amount of incest, has returned. Winter has come. In celebration of this occasion, I […]
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Jose Fonte confirms biggest league defeat for PSG in 19 years to Lille
Paris Saint-Germain suffered a 5-1 away defeat to Lille on Sunday night, their biggest in 19 years, once again delaying their inevitable title win
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Jurgen Klopp hopes Andy Robertson slip ‘will finally close slipping book’
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has said he hopes Andy Robertson’s slip against Chelsea will help to ‘close the slipping book’ after Gerrard’s in 2014
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Shay Given was stone faced after Mo Salah’s goal, because he was eating his dinner
Shay Given only had eyes for his steak dinner when Mohamed Salah scored a wonder goal against Chelsea on Sunday afternoon
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Mohamed Salah explains motivation behind celebration against Chelsea
Mohamed Salah has explained his motivation between his celebration on Sunday afternoon after firing in a wonder goal against his former club Chelsea
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Manchester United ride their luck with two fortuitous decisions against West Ham
Manchester United were fortunate not to go 1-0 down in the opening minutes against West Ham this afternoon, before being awarded a soft penalty
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Police investigating incident between Joey Barton and Barnsley manager
Police are reported to be investigating an altercation between Joey Barton and Barnsley boss Daniel Stendel after Barnsley’s 4-2 victory
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Neil Warnock fumes after Mike Dean reverses penalty decision in Burnley clash
Cardiff City boss Neil Warnock descended into a rage we are all too familiar with after Mike Dean reversed his penalty decision
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Lucas Moura celebrates first hat-trick with his son in front of adoring Spurs fans
Lucas Moura celebrated his first professional hat-trick with his son in front of a crowd of adoring Spurs fans at the new Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
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UEFA release Game of Thrones style video sequence featuring Euro 2020 host cities
UEFA have announced the multiple host cities of Euro 2020 with a Game of Thrones style video sequence, and it’s brilliant
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Ander Herrera turned down offer from Manchester United to almost double his wages
Ander Herrera reportedly turned down an offer from Manchester United to double his wages, preferring to leave the club and agree terms with PSG
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