
There’s only one match that Harry Kane could return to play this season
Harry Kane has been ruled out for the season after suffering another ankle ligament injury against Manchester City in the Champions League
7 years ago
Reuben Pinder
Reuben is a JOE contributing writer.

There’s only one match that Harry Kane could return to play this season
Harry Kane has been ruled out for the season after suffering another ankle ligament injury against Manchester City in the Champions League
7 years ago

Chelsea barred three fans from entering stadium in Prague following video of racist Mo Salah chant
Chelsea ensured that three fans were refused entry to the stadium for their Europa League tie against Slavia Prague following video of a racist chant
7 years ago

Neil Warnock charged by FA for comments after Chelsea defeat
Cardiff boss Neil Warnock has been charged by the FA for his comments following a cruel 2-1 defeat to Chelsea on March 31
7 years ago

Arsenal launch investigation into alleged racist abuse of Kalidou Koulibaly
Arsenal FC have launched an investigation into the alleged racist abuse of Kalidou Koulibaly after a video circulated on social media
7 years ago

You can buy beds for your pets shaped like the Iron Throne
Your dog would definitely be a better king that Cersei is queen, so why not buy him or her the bed they deserve: an iron throne replica
7 years ago

Ecuadorian minister claims Julian Assange ‘smeared poo over embassy walls’
Julian Assange is said to have smeared faeces all over the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy in London, according to Ecuador’s Interior Minister
7 years ago

German press labels Brexit ‘big clusterf*** of the Tories’
A German publication called jungle.world have labelled Brexit ‘the big clusterfuck of the Tories’ and fair enough, it is a clusterfuck
7 years ago

We have a new contender for the best goal of all time
In doing what Pele could not, this player has provided the world of football with a new contender for the best goal of all time
7 years ago

River Plate fan gets tattoo of QR code linking to Copa Libertadores goal against Boca Juniors
A River Plate fan got a tattoo of a QR code that linked to a video of their goals against Boca Juniors in the Copa Libertadores final
7 years ago

Mark Clattenburg reveals which Premier League team he supports
Former Premier League referee Mark Clattenburg has revealed which Premier League team he supports and no, it’s not Manchester United
7 years ago

Diego Costa handed eight match ban after insulting referee’s mother
Atletico Madrid striker Diego Costa is facing an eight match ban after his altercation with a referee during a game against Barcelona
7 years ago

Julian Assange has been arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy for alleged breach of bail
Founder of WikiLeaks Julian Assange has been arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy where he has taken refuge for the past seven years
7 years ago

French press claim Paul Pogba wants to leave Manchester United
Paul Pogba’s relationship with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has reportedly broken down, according to French newspaper Le Parisien
7 years ago

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer believes Sergio Busquets should have been sent off
Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was disappointed that Sergio Busquets was not giving his marching orders on Wednesday night
7 years ago

Scott McTominay was the best player on the pitch against Barcelona, according to L’Equipe
Scott McTominho was the best player on the pitch by a distance in Manchester United’s game against Barcelona, according to the notoriously harsh L’Equipe
7 years ago

Manchester United lead the race for Sporting CP midfielder Bruno Fernandes
Manchester United are reportedly in pole position to sign Sporting midfielder Bruno Fernandes but face competition from Serie A giants AC Milan
7 years ago

Raheem Sterling did not reciprocate Virgil van Dijk’s vote in Player of the Year awards
Man City winger Raheem Sterling did not reciprocate Virgil Van Dijk’s vote in the PFA Player of the Year votes, instead voting for his England teammate
7 years ago

Brazilian football match descends into mass brawl as police use pepper spray to disperse crowd
A mass brawl in a Brazilian Serie B match prompted police to enter the field and use pepper spray, and left the club photographer in need of a stretcher
7 years ago

Christian Kabasele becomes latest footballer to reveal racist abuse received on Instagram
Watford centre-back Christian Kabasele is the latest footballer to reveal the vile racist abuse they receive on Instagram after beating Wolves on Sunday
7 years ago

Wilfried Zaha rubbishes rumours of a Crystal Palace exit this summer
Crystal Palace forward Wilfried Zaha has rubbished rumours that he could leave Crystal Palace this season, insisting his future is at Selhurst Park
7 years ago

Fans are claiming there’s a ‘Drake curse’ and Arsenal fell victim this weekend
People think there is a Drake curse that prevents sports teams from winning immediately after the Canadian singer declares his support for them
7 years ago

Burger King vegan Whopper praised by meat lobbyist for likeness to beef
Burger King have launched a plant-based Whopper in St Louis, and the product has been praised by a meat lobbyist for its likeness to beef
7 years ago

Virgil Van Dijk confirms he voted for rival as Player of the Year
Liverpool defender Virgil Van Dijk has revealed which player he voted for as PFA Player of the Season when votes were cast in March
7 years ago

Antonio Valencia appears to confirm his next club on Twitter
Valencia looks set to reunite with a former teammate Antonio Valencia looks set to leave Manchester United this summer after he retweeted a post reporting that he had agreed a deal with MLS club DC United. The move will see him reunite with former United teammate Wayne Rooney. In the screenshotted tweet below, Valencia retweets […]
7 years ago

Brexit has cost UK economy £66 billion before it’s even happened
Brexit has already cost the UK economy £66 billion before it’s even happened, and will trigger a recession, according to S&P Global Ratings
7 years ago

Danny Drinkwater charged with drink driving after crashing Range Rover
Danny Drinkwater has reportedly been arrested on suspected drink driving offences after crashing his car in the early hours of Monday morning
7 years ago

QUIZ: Test your knowledge of clashes between Liverpool and Chelsea
Liverpool and Chelsea are two of the biggest clubs in England, we have created a quiz that tests your knowledge of clashes between them
7 years ago

The JOE Monday Football Quiz: Week 30
It’s been quite the week in football, two FA Cup semi-finals, Moise Kean standing up to racism by being brilliant, Raheem Sterling being a legend again
7 years ago

Brexit talks between Labour and Tories break down over customs union disagreement
Quelle fucking surprise Cross-party Brexit talks between the Tories and Labour have reportedly broken down due to a lack of willingness to compromise from the government. After weeks of Brexit deadlock, with Theresa May’s withdrawal agreement failing to win a majority in the House of Commons twice and once more without its political declaration, with […]
7 years ago

Five Fantasy Premier League tips for Gameweek 33
There are two FA Cup semi-finals this weekend, leaving you with only eight Premier League games to win points from, so choose wisely
7 years ago

Real Madrid keen to take Manchester United defender off their hands this summer
Real Madrid are reportedly keen to take out of favour Manchester United defender Eric Bailly off their hands this summer, with Raphael Varane on his way out
7 years ago

Lilian Thuram condemns Leonardo Bonucci’s comments on racist abuse targeted at Moise Kean
Former Juventus player Lilian Thuram has come down like a tonne of bricks on Leonardo Bonucci for his ignorant comments on racist abuse aimed at Moise Kean
7 years ago

Raheem Sterling pays for 550 kids at his old school to go to FA Cup semi-final
Raheem Sterling has bought 550 tickets to Man City’s FA Cup semi-final against Brighton for children at his old school in Wembley, London
7 years ago

QUIZ: How did these Game of Thrones characters die?
There’s a lot of death in Game of Thrones, so to celebrate the return of season 8 we have designed a quiz, testing your memory of how each character died
7 years ago

‘We blinked and our son had gone blind’ – Mikey Poulli’s inspirational story
Despite suffering from a rare condition called Rod-Cone dystrophy, eight-year-old Mikey still dreams of playing football for England one day
7 years ago

Police investigate devices found on railway linked to Brexit
Police are investigating two attempts to disrupt rail services after devices were found on rail lines which have been linked to Brexit
7 years ago

Ryan Kent handed disciplinary charge for punching Scott Brown in the face
Ryan Kent has been charged by the Scottish FA after he lashed out at Scott Brown during Sunday’s Old Firm derby, which Celtic won 2-1
7 years ago

Game of Thrones release ‘official tease’ for season eight
Another dose of teaser footage for Game of Thrones has been released ahead of season eight, which premieres on April 15 in the UK
7 years ago

No-deal Brexit would trigger recession worse than 2008 crash, cabinet secretary warns
A leading civil servant has warned that a no-deal Brexit would trigger a recession worse than the 2008 crash and cause a 10% spike in food prices
7 years ago

UK must hold People’s Vote or general election to delay Brexit again, EU says
The EU’s chief negotiator has said the UK must hold a General Election, a second referendum or another kind of ‘political process’ to delay Brexit
7 years ago

Maisie Williams drops major Game of Thrones ‘spoiler’ on the Tonight Show
Arya Stark actress revealed a huge ‘spoiler’ for Game of Thrones season 8 on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, but there was a twist
7 years ago

Drake drops exclusive trailer for new season of Top Boy at first London show
Drake played an exclusive trailer for the new season of hit TV series Top Boy at his first London show at the O2 arena on Monday night
7 years ago

Nick Boles resigns from Conservative party after Norway plus motion defeated
Nick Boles resigned the Conservative party whip on Monday evening after his Norway plus motion was rejected in the House of Commons
7 years ago

Argentine football fan brings grandfather’s skull to title celebrations so he wouldn’t miss the occasion
A Racing Club fan brought his grandfather’s skull to their league title celebrations so he wouldn’t miss out on the occasion, which is nice, but not normal
7 years ago

Everton investigating alleged incident involving Jordan Pickford
Everton FC are investigating an alleged incident involving Jordan Pickford after video footage on social media appeared to show him in a street fight
7 years ago

A huge majority of Sunday Times readers want to see Article 50 revoked
The pro-Brexit newspaper conducted an online poll and the results revealed that a staggering 73% of its readers want to see article 50 revoked
7 years ago

Brexit debate interrupted as protestors get naked in the House of Commons
Climate change protesters interrupted a Brexit debate in the House of Commons this evening to draw attention to the ‘elephant in the room’
7 years ago

Thierry Henry was the third best paid manager in the world this season
Despite lasting just three months at AS Monaco, Thierry Henry was the third highest paid manager in the world last season due to his severance package
7 years ago

Alfredo Morelos given four match ban for elbowing Scott Brown in Old Firm derby
Rangers striker Alfredo Morelos has been given a four match ban for his elbow on Celtic captain Scott Brown in Sunday’s Old Firm derby
7 years ago

Tim Sherwod shortlisted to replace Steve McClaren at Queens Park Rangers
Tim Sherwood has been shortlisted to replace Steve McClaren at QPR, having been out of a job since his stint as director of football at Swindon Town
7 years ago