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Research reveals the ridiculous amount of sugar in our favourite hot drinks
You may have had an inkling, but this is truly startling. We all know that there is a lot of sugar in the coffees and hot chocolates we buy, but this is alarming altogether. Action on Sugar has conducted research on over one hundred hot beverages and the results are eye-opening. The study found that Starbucks’ […]
11 years ago

A UK company is hiring for what sounds like the best job ever
Get your CV in here!
11 years ago

PICS: This is what the ideal man’s body looks like around the world
Expectations
11 years ago

PIC: These disastrous road markings are encouraging drivers to do the impossible
What a catastrophe this is… We’re not saying that marking the roads is an easy job by any stretch, but there are a few rookie errors you’d think it wouldn’t be too difficult to avoid. This example of hilariously unfortunate Irish road marking comes from Iveragh Road in County Kerry and features some deeply unhelpful if not dangerous […]
11 years ago

LISTEN: Kanye West went on a NSFW backstage rant for the ages before SNL appearance
“Don’t f**k with me”
11 years ago

The full extent of Man United’s ludicrous injury list
It’s like an episode of casualty. As Louis van Gaal tries in vain to turn the tide of disenchantment at Old Trafford and save his job as the manager of Man United, he is facing something of an injury crisis. Following the headline news that Wayne Rooney would miss up to two months due to knee ligament […]
11 years ago

Marriage counsellors blame these two types of behaviour for relationships ending
Are you guilty of one?
11 years ago

Danny Welbeck ‘hospitalised an Arsenal fan’ with his last gasp winner
Are you Ramsey in disguise?
11 years ago

Adam Johnson ‘wanted girl to send naked picture on Snapchat’, court told
‘He offered to meet her for money’
11 years ago

PIC: Dad accidentally puts his d*ck on his Snapchat story…and his daughter sees
He c*cked this right up
11 years ago

European MPs call for an investigation in to Gareth Bale’s Real Madrid transfer
Bale-out
11 years ago

Spotify gives you a really passive-aggressive message when you search for Kanye’s new album
Ah, The Life of Pablo. Kanye’s latest album has been shrouded in a mist composed of equal parts mystery and controversy. He’s renamed it a billion times, he’s punctuated press releases by claiming the innocence of alleged rapist Bill Cosby and he’s been Twitter beefing to beat the band. There has also been shifts in […]
11 years ago

Help Leonardo DiCaprio finally get his Oscar in addictive new game
It’s getting so desperate for Leonardo DiCaprio to win an Oscar a video game has been created to help the star. The Hollywood actor is yet to win an Academy Award so ‘Leo’s Red Carpet Rampage’, enables gamers to help the star get his hands on one of the elusive prizes. The arcade-style platform game […]
11 years ago

The best pre-workout snack has been revealed
Getting to the gym can be a tough task in itself and we often forget that fuelling up with food is important before a workout. What you choose to eat is important and it turns out you can do a lot worse than grabbing a banana on the go. A study published in the Journal of Proteome […]
11 years ago

Forget scoring goals, Radamel Falcao is going to great lengths to perfect his hairdo
Priorities
11 years ago

VIDEO: Zlatan Ibrahimovic pays Chelsea star the ultimate compliment after Champions League win
He’d take the shirt off his back
11 years ago

Reheating these common dinner foods could give you food poisoning
If the idea of preparing a meal after a long day in work seems like too much hard work, you could easily fall into the habit of making double portions. It might sound like a handy way to cook for two days and save some effort, but did you know that you could be leaving […]
11 years ago

Brock Lesnar had this typically no-nonsense message for Ronda Rousey
He should know…
11 years ago

Another massive clue drops that Crash Bandicoot is set for a revival
Please make this happen!
11 years ago

PIC: The Rock shows off his insane leg muscles with mid-workout photo
Rock hard
11 years ago

VIDEO: Ronaldo aims sly dig at Messi for setting up Suarez with pass-penalty
What exactly is he getting at? Messi’s ‘pass-penalty‘ against Celta Vigo, eventually dispatched by Luis Suarez, has generated all sorts of reactions, from admiration to condemnation. But now Cristiano Ronaldo has had his say, and it is being taken as a cryptic dig at his great rival. The Portuguese was asked about the spot-kick ahead of […]
11 years ago

Angry Chelsea fans want ‘rat’ Hazard to ‘f*ck off’ after lacklustre display in Paris
Is Eden Hazard trying to force Chelsea’s hand? Certainly his performance against PSG in the first leg of Chelsea’s Champions League encounter left a lot to be desired. The mercurial Belgian looked disinterested and non-plussed for the most part. Of course there have been rumours linking the player to a move to Paris, and this […]
11 years ago

Laurent Blanc is only the second manager to inflict defeat on a Guus Hiddink Chelsea team
Edison Cavani’s late goal might have taken some of the shine off a decent Chelsea performance in Paris, but as we always hear after the first leg of a Champions League tie – ‘it’s only half-time’. The 2-1 defeat was the first suffered by Guus Hiddink since returning to Chelsea. Incredibly, the Dutchman also only lost […]
11 years ago

Chelsea fans supremely confident of progressing past PSG despite loss
A bit too cocky? Following the final whistle at the Parc des Princes, Gary Lineker claimed a 2-1 lead at home in the first-half of a European fixture was the most precarious of leads. Indeed few can deny that Paris Saint-Germain’s narrow victory over Chelsea leaves both sides with a realistic prospect of proceeding in the competition. But […]
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo storms out of press conference after reporter’s question
Given the phenomenal career he’s had, it takes a brave man to start questioning Cristiano Ronaldo about his goal scoring record. But in a press conference ahead of Real Madrid’s Champions League tie against Roma, one reporter dared to ask the Portuguese star why he hadn’t notched up an away goal since November. Unsurprisingly, Ronaldo […]
11 years ago

A petition has been set up to try and stop Coldplay from headlining Glastonbury 2016
We’ve been here before. Once again, there’s another Glastonbury petition in the offing. It was announced on Tuesday that Coldplay would be headlining this year’s festival, prompting mixed reactions from festival goers. After a petition was set up to try and prevent Kanye West from headlining last year’s event, another one, entitled ‘Cancel Coldplay’s headline slot and […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: John Obi Mikel cancels out Zlatan’s opener with the last kick of the first half
He never scores, yet John Obi Mikel had a significant role in both first half goals at the Parc des Princes. First of all, his deflection carried Zlatan Ibrahimovic beyong Thibaut Courtois to open the scoring for PSG. https://twitter.com/saintxsinner/status/699691313172643840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw But with Chelsea gaining a corner just before half time, the ball fell to the Nigerian, […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Zlatan Ibrahimovic puts PSG ahead with the help of a lucky deflection
Zlatan Ibrahimovic (who else?) put Paris Saint-Germain ahead against Chelsea. The Swede opened to scoring at the Parc des Princes from a free-kick, which took a pretty significant deflection as it found its way in to the Chelsea goal. https://twitter.com/saintxsinner/status/699691313172643840
11 years ago

Starting lineups: Paris Saint-German Vs Chelsea
The Champions League returns as Chelsea face Paris Saint-Germain in the French capital. Chelsea were knocked out by PSG at the same stage of last season’s competition. With it already looking unlikely that Guus Hiddink’s men will finish in the Premier League’s top four, winning the Champions League might represent their only way of returning to the […]
11 years ago

Former star Paul Parker thinks Man United would be better hiring Tim Sherwood than Jose Mourinho
Louis van Gaal is not every Manchester United supporter’s cup of tea at the moment. Another disappointing result at the weekend, prompted another flurry of reports linking Jose Mourinho with the Dutcman’s job. Since leaving Chelsea earlier in the season, Mourinho has repeatedly been tipped to take charge at Old Trafford, although Ed Woodward and the […]
11 years ago

Canadian Sportswear firm accused of sexism after Brazilian football team’s controversial kit launch
Having won their first Copa Libertadores title a few years back, Atlético Mineiro are a prominent name in South American football. This week, the club showed off their new home and away kits ahead of the new Brazilian season – made by Canadian company Dryworld. As is obligatory for most football teams these days, the unveiling of the new […]
11 years ago

Android users beware – this simple message can erase everything on your phone
Android users should be on the lookout for this text message that is being circulated by hackers. The message contains a dangerous link which can take ‘total control’ of your phone. Security experts Hemdial issued a warning about the message which could allow hackers to gain access to personal details and render your phone useless. The […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Martin Odegaard shows what all the fuss is about with Lionel Messi-esque dribble
What a talent
11 years ago

VIDEO: Ronda Rousey reveals she had suicidal thoughts after Holly Holm defeat
Shocking story
11 years ago

PIC: This is one way to make sure you never lose your luggage
Finally – practical solution to a problem every traveller faces. If you’ve ever had your luggage ‘misplaced’ and had to buy an entirely new wardrobe’s worth of clothes while on holidays, you’ll understand. Imgur user jew3lr0se shared a snap of a man who had found to make sure everyone knew who his suitcase belonged to, and we […]
11 years ago

Man United legend appointed new head of club’s academy
He won’t take long to settle in anyway
11 years ago

More than 50% of women share this strange secret fantasy
Look out gents!
11 years ago

Twitter can’t quite believe it as Kolo Toure joins Liverpool’s goal glut at Villa Park
If there was any hope amongst Aston Villa supporters that they would beat the drop, a hammering by Liverpool probably extinguished it. Two down at half-time, a further three goals were added to the Liverpool tally after the break before Kolo Toure managed to find the back of the net for the first time in five […]
11 years ago

Twitter reacts to Danny Welbeck’s late, late winner over Leicester
For all the talk about Jamie Vardy, Riyad Mahrez and Alexis Sanchez, the man that made the most telling contribution was a man making his first appearance of the season. Having surprisingly made the Arsenal bench, Danny Welbeck’s 94th-minute header was enough to grab a vital three points for Arsene Wenger’s side, reigniting their title […]
11 years ago

Twitter fumes at Martin Atkinson as Arsenal seal crucial victory
Result aside, Martin Atkinson was at the centre of plenty of the action as Leicester City faced Arsenal. Having awarded Jamie Vardy the penalty which put Leicester in front before half-time, plenty of Arsenal supporters were furious. Some felt their team should have been given a free-kick before Vardy won the spot-kick. Others (somehow) doubted whether […]
11 years ago

Teams: Daniel Sturridge starts for Liverpool against Aston Villa
Seriously
11 years ago

Jamie Vardy’s incredible ability to win penalties is brought to home by this mind-blowing statistic
Jamie Vardy won the first half penalty that allowed Leicester City to open the scoring at The Emirates. It was the sixth time that Vardy has earned a penalty in the Premier League this season and, as pointed out by this incredible statistic from @OptaJoe, the 29-year-old has earned more spot kicks than any of […]
11 years ago

Twitter reacts: Arsenal fans rage as Jamie Vardy wins and scores penalty
They’re at it again. Leicester City have taken the lead at The Emirates, after Jamie Vardy won and scored a penalty just before half time. Martin Atkinson pointed to the spot after the 29-year-old drew a foul from Nacho Monreal. Here’s how Twitter reacted… Some debated whether Monreal’s challenge was worthy of a penalty, with […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Goalkeeper’s ball juggling nightmare results in comedy goal
Many football fans can relate to the mild sense of panic that’s experienced when a ball is passed back to an overconfident goalkeeper. Goals like this one are the reason that such fear exists. In their game against Altrincham, Lincoln City goalkeeper Paul Farman received the ball from a team-mate. Instead of lumping the ball down […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville gets his first La Liga win, but is Rafa Benitez being readied to replace him?
Finally, Gary Neville earned his first La Liga victory in charge of Valencia. But while some might think the vital 2-1 victory over Espanyol might have been enough to relieve some of the pressure on Neville, a new appointment at the Mestalla might suggest that he may be on borrowed time. The former Manchester United captain […]
11 years ago

Arsenal Vs Leicester City – Starting XIs for Sunday’s big game
Leicester City will look to take another huge step towards Premier League glory as they take on Arsenal at The Emirates. Victory for the home side will also give their hopes of a first league success since 2004 a significant boost. Here are how both sides line up for what’s set to be one of […]
11 years ago

James McClean involved in spat with Everton fans after being substituted
James McClean appeared to be involved in a heated exchange with Everton supporters after the West Brom player was substituted in Saturday’s 1-0 win at Goodison Park. It seemed that the Irishman reacted to Everton supporters who directed two-fingered gestures at him as he left the field of play, reports the Daily Mail. Baggies’ boss Tony […]
11 years ago