
Teams: Daniel Sturridge starts for Liverpool against Aston Villa
Seriously
11 years ago
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Teams: Daniel Sturridge starts for Liverpool against Aston Villa
Seriously
11 years ago

Jamie Vardy’s incredible ability to win penalties is brought to home by this mind-blowing statistic
Jamie Vardy won the first half penalty that allowed Leicester City to open the scoring at The Emirates. It was the sixth time that Vardy has earned a penalty in the Premier League this season and, as pointed out by this incredible statistic from @OptaJoe, the 29-year-old has earned more spot kicks than any of […]
11 years ago

Twitter reacts: Arsenal fans rage as Jamie Vardy wins and scores penalty
They’re at it again. Leicester City have taken the lead at The Emirates, after Jamie Vardy won and scored a penalty just before half time. Martin Atkinson pointed to the spot after the 29-year-old drew a foul from Nacho Monreal. Here’s how Twitter reacted… Some debated whether Monreal’s challenge was worthy of a penalty, with […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Goalkeeper’s ball juggling nightmare results in comedy goal
Many football fans can relate to the mild sense of panic that’s experienced when a ball is passed back to an overconfident goalkeeper. Goals like this one are the reason that such fear exists. In their game against Altrincham, Lincoln City goalkeeper Paul Farman received the ball from a team-mate. Instead of lumping the ball down […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville gets his first La Liga win, but is Rafa Benitez being readied to replace him?
Finally, Gary Neville earned his first La Liga victory in charge of Valencia. But while some might think the vital 2-1 victory over Espanyol might have been enough to relieve some of the pressure on Neville, a new appointment at the Mestalla might suggest that he may be on borrowed time. The former Manchester United captain […]
11 years ago

Arsenal Vs Leicester City – Starting XIs for Sunday’s big game
Leicester City will look to take another huge step towards Premier League glory as they take on Arsenal at The Emirates. Victory for the home side will also give their hopes of a first league success since 2004 a significant boost. Here are how both sides line up for what’s set to be one of […]
11 years ago

James McClean involved in spat with Everton fans after being substituted
James McClean appeared to be involved in a heated exchange with Everton supporters after the West Brom player was substituted in Saturday’s 1-0 win at Goodison Park. It seemed that the Irishman reacted to Everton supporters who directed two-fingered gestures at him as he left the field of play, reports the Daily Mail. Baggies’ boss Tony […]
11 years ago

A Spanish midfielder was reportedly spotted at Liverpool’s training ground this week
Planning ahead
11 years ago

PIC: NBC News correct confusing ISIS tweet typo
If you follow NBC News on Twitter, you might well have given this update about ISIS a second glance. According to their Twitter account, the militant group were shaving bears… Fortunately, a second tweet soon clarified that the this was a typo and that ISIS don’t appear to have any bear shearing plans in the near future. Fair […]
11 years ago

This punter had a decent day after this impressive treble came off
Get the beers in…
11 years ago

PIC: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang wears completely ridiculous outfit as he watches Dortmund teammates from the stand
With his fine goal-scoring form this season, Borussia Dortmund’s Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is one of the hottest properties in world football. Having found the back of the net 27 times this season, the Gabonese striker missed out on Dortmund’s game with Hannover 96 after picking up a minor injury. Pictured watching the game from the stands, it’s […]
11 years ago

Twitter mocks Newcastle’s shocking defending as Chelsea thrash Steve McClaren’s men
Newcastle United’s hopes of beating the drop were done no favours by the disastrous start to their 5-1 battering by Chelsea. Chelsea were 3-0 up inside seventeen minutes, prompting many to ask why Steve McClaren didn’t use the January transfer window to reinforce his side’s back line… Newcastle's defence 😂😂 why didn't they buy defenders in […]
11 years ago

Charlton apologise as WRONG photo is shown during tribute to the late Graham Moore
Charlton Athletic officials have apologised after showing an image of the wrong person in a prematch tribute to the late Graham Moore. There was a minute’s applause in memory of Moore before the game with Cardiff, which took place at The Valley on Saturday afternoon. A minutes applause for former Charlton and Cardiff player Graham […]
11 years ago

Former Newcastle star Faustino Asprilla fumes at Steve McClaren as Chelsea run riot
Faustino Asprilla, like many of those connected with Newcastle United, was left absolutely fuming by the opening twenty minutes of their performance at Stamford Bridge. The Colombian, fondly remembered on Tyneside for his two year spell at the club in the late nineties, took to Twitter to vent his annoyance at the performance. https://twitter.com/TinoasprillaH/status/698568062073769985?s=09 With […]
11 years ago

How to screenshot on Snapchat without leaving a trace
It’s that easy
11 years ago

VIDEO: According to Ghostbusters II, the world will end on Valentine’s Day 2016
The end is nigh…
11 years ago

Leicester journalist slaughters Robbie Savage for jumping on the team’s bandwagon
“Since when did Leicester City and Robbie Savage become a we?”
11 years ago

Some slightly better news for Man United fans… It seems Paul Pogba won’t be switching to Man City
It’s been a miserable weekend for Manchester United. With the top four set to play each other, United had the opportunity to gain ground on at least two of them with a victory over relegation-threatened Sunderland. Unfortunately, a defeat at the Stadium of Light left United supporters disappointed. It caps off a tough few weeks […]
11 years ago

Even Gary Lineker is trolling Louis van Gaal with this Jose Mourinho tweet
Sunderland’s victory over Manchester United left the Old Trafford club’s hopes of making the top four dangling by a thread. Even Louis van Gaal was forced to admit that winning the Europa League may be United’s best hope of making a return to the Champions League next season. Unsurprisingly, the result also saw plenty of […]
11 years ago

This shocking statistic sums up just how bad Manchester United’s season has been
Some Manchester United supporters might have believed their team were on the cusp of turning a corner. A convincing 3-0 victory over Stoke City was followed by a decent performance at Stamford Bridge, where United came agonisingly close to taking all three points. But having lost to relegation-threatened Sunderland in the weekend’s early kick off, […]
11 years ago

Innocent American man named Adam Johnson is facing a barrage of abuse on Twitter
Poor bloke. Although many will argue that Adam Johnson deserves all the condemnation he receives for grooming and sexually touching an underage girl, but an innocent individual who happens to share the 28-year-old’s name is facing a constant stream of abuse via social media. Bradford Crown Court found Johnson guilty of a charge of sexual touching, […]
11 years ago

Revealed: What Alex Ferguson said to Louis van Gaal in a recent phone call
Fergie’s been in contact
11 years ago

VIDEO: Geographically challenged Valencia fans tell Gary Neville to “go back to London”
You don’t need to understand Spanish to know that Valencia fans are not happy with Gary Neville. The former Manchester United defender is enduring a torrid time with the La Liga side and is still awaiting his first league win with the former Spanish champions. The England assistant coach is growing increasingly isolated as his team […]
11 years ago

PIC: James Corden’s latest Carpool Karaoke guest has been revealed
James Corden is back with another Carpool Karaoke. He’s hosted everyone from Adele and One Direction to Stevie Wonder and Chris Martin in recent times, and the latest edition looks just as interesting. This time around, Corden will be joined by Australian musician Sia in the passenger seat. The video itself be out until Monday night’s show airs, but […]
11 years ago

New study links obesity to memory loss
From cardiovascular disease to type 2 diabetes, the dangers of obesity are wide-ranging. But new research suggests you now can add memory loss to the ill-effects of carrying extra pounds. Researchers at the University of Alabama studied the effects of obesity on mice over a four-part experiment, including the impact obesity has on cognitive function. […]
11 years ago

Are PlayStation bringing back the legendary Crash Bandicoot?
Back in the late nineties, Crash Bandicoot was most recognisable character of the original Playstation series. While many might have presumed that the tornado-spinning, anthropomorphic Bandicoot was a thing of the past, a tweet from one of Sony Entertainment’s official Twitter accounts has prompted some to speculate he could be set for a revival. PlayStation’s Middle East […]
11 years ago

PIC: Tiny spider takes on venomous brown snake… and wins
We’ve all heard stories about how Australia is absolutely full to the brim with things that want to kill people. Off the coast, there are sharks; in the rivers, there are crocodiles; and on land, you’ve a number of venomous snakes and spiders to keep your eye out for. Patrick Lees, a farmer from New […]
11 years ago

Sam Allardyce confirms Adam Johnson will miss Man United clash
Sunderland manager Sam Allardyce has confirmed that Adam Johnson will not face Manchester United at the weekend. Johnson pleaded guilty to two child sex charges on Wednesday and will be on trial for a further two child sex charges with a 15-year-old girl, starting on Friday. Having confirmed that the winger would not face United on Saturday, Allardyce […]
11 years ago

Women reveal the top ten Valentine’s Day gifts to avoid
Keep this off your list!
11 years ago

PIC: Jamie Carragher takes a cheeky dig at Everton on Instagram
Before etching his name into Liverpool FC’s folklore, Jamie Carragher was very much an Evertonian. But after a playing career spent entirely at Anfield, there’s no doubting where the former England defender’s footballing allegiances now lie. On Thursday, Carragher posted a picture on his Instagram account, showing the view from the top of Anfield’s new […]
11 years ago

PICS: New Columbus Crew kit is absolutely slammed ahead of the new MLS season
Across the pond, football (soccer) fans are gearing up for the start of the new Major League Soccer campaign. With the big kick off less than a month away, MLS teams are busily launching the kits they will be wearing throughout the season. Having already seen Steven Gerrard modelling the new LA Galaxy strip and Andrea Pirlo looking […]
11 years ago

Manchester United on course to break British revenue record for annual earnings
Who needs the Champions League?
11 years ago

VIDEOS: Cristiano Ronaldo joins Israeli team in whacky new commercial
He’s miles better than Jose…
11 years ago

VIDEO: Exactly zero Manchester City teammates made Fernandinho’s dream five-a-side team
Brazilliant
11 years ago

PICS: We asked you for alternative Daniel Sturridge logos…you didn’t disappoint
Well played. Poor Daniel Sturridge has been absolutely ripped the p*ss out of for trying to flog his ‘Do the Sturridge’ caps on Twitter via a Gmail account… Looks who's back. Not sure about the cap though. #LFC #LIVSUN #Sturridge pic.twitter.com/Qh0OM09WiX — Propaganda (@propagandaphoto) February 6, 2016 So much so, that he eventually deleted his […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Did Mesut Ozil get caught on camera calling the Norwich City defence “f**king sh*t”?
Mesut Ozil has earned plenty of plaudits for his performances for Arsenal this season. The German has been instrumental in his side’s push for a first title in over a decade, racking up an impressive number of assists in the process. But while the World Cup winner might often appear mild-mannered and a picture of […]
11 years ago

Ryan Giggs reportedly set to sever his ties with Manchester United after 26 years
Ryan Giggs will reportedly end his 26-year association with Manchester United – if Jose Mourinho is appointed as their new manager. According to So Foot, Giggs wants the managerial job when Louis van Gaal departs the club and is growing impatient at the thought of being overlooked. Before anyone goes reaching for the Kleenex, it’s […]
11 years ago

Victor Valdes is set to give Manchester United fans the ultimate slap in the face
What would Carlos Tevez do? There could just be a future for Victor Valdes in Manchester after all – if he’s willing to move to the Eastlands. The United ‘keeper-come-spectator is plying his dodgy trade in Belgium with Standard Liege and looks to have no way back to Old Trafford under the current regime. However, […]
11 years ago

Bloc Party ready to kick off the first intimate gig for War Child
Bloc Party are warming up their vocals to kick off a run of exclusive charity gigs ahead of the Brit Awards. The band will play at the 350 capacity Bush Hall on Monday, Feb 15 followed by Jack Garratt at Heaven and Frank Turner at the infamous venue The Monarch in Camden, both on Feb, […]
11 years ago

Italian journalist claims Jose Mourinho will be the next Manchester United manager
Although it’s far from certain that Jose Mourinho will be Manchester United manager next season, there’s a hell of a lot of smoke for there to be no fire. Although Louis van Gaal might appear to have survived the abysmal run of form United went through in January, stories linking Mourinho with his job are […]
11 years ago

There’s a very simple way to stop Snapchat from eating up your data
As popular as it may be, using Snapchat can eat away at your data. Continuously downloading snaps can quickly see you forking out money for data add-ons. But thankfully, there is a simple way around this problem. As pointed out by Stuff.co.nz, the Travel Mode feature is turned off by default. But by switching it […]
11 years ago

Could the new iPhone be the first of its kind to be waterproof?
You can’t blame iPhone users for being a little bit sceptical when a story surfaces about an iPhone being waterproof. Back in 2013, an official-looking advert informed iPhone users that the iOS7 update would make Apple devices impervious to H20. Incredibly, plenty of people didn’t realise that this was in fact a hoax and destroyed […]
11 years ago

Science finds saying this one phrase during love-making leads to better sex
No more talking dirty, gents…
11 years ago

Liverpool recall key forward for tonight’s replay with West Ham
Klopp taking risks
11 years ago

5 quotes that will definitely get you in the mood for Zoolander 2
‘Do you ever think that there may be more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?’ Not for Derek Zoolander who returns to the big screen on February 12. Zoolander 2 has more stars than you can shake an outrageously expensive selfie stick at. Owen Wilson reprises his role as Hansel, Penélope Cruz […]
11 years ago

PIC: Hugh Jackman gives fans a positve update after his latest skin cancer treatment
‘Please use sunscreen’
11 years ago

David de Gea could earn an obscene amount of money at Real Madrid next season
Leaked contract
11 years ago

Here’s why Sylvester Stallone changed his mind to boycott the Oscars
Sylvester Stallone almost boycotted the Oscars, almost… The 69-year-old star, who is up for Best Actor in a supporting role for Creed, told his director Ryan Coogler he’d opt out of attending if he wished. Discussing the controversy surrounding the lack of diversity in the nominations, Sylvester said: “I remember I spoke with Ryan Coogler when […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Heart-wrenching deleted scenes from Mrs. Doubtfire change the whole film
Heavy stuff
11 years ago

VIDEO: This Simpsons/Making a Murderer mashup is both brilliant and strangely poignant
Poor Homer. Released back into Springfield life after spending 18 years in jail for a crime he didn’t commit, the authorities – led by one Clancy Wiggum – clearly had it in for him. This Vulture mash-up of The Simpsons and Making a Murderer, with everyone’s favourite cartoon dad taking on the mantle of Steven […]
11 years ago